― mick signals, Monday, 20 May 2019 21:15 (five months ago) link
Would go from 'horribly' to 'brilliantly' formed if that's next door to or across the road from a place of worship.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 20 May 2019 21:20 (five months ago) link
Sorry, but just to err on the side of caution my children will not be crossing the threshold of Your Child is Mine Preschool, thankuverymuch.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:01 (four months ago) link
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:51 (four months ago) link
Saw this in Tel Avivhttps://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58616576_10161578873605304_4078637412572463104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQk7ZyMjYg20BT9_DCOssCmcjV474vpBf6yrxxaeL5URFshNuVqiEqy5_BqGnKbF1SM&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=43e96c0bc654590e6fb3c525b5ecb240&oe=5D9E063F
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:52 (four months ago) link
Apparently, at one time, it was a lingerie shop.
Now it's just creepy as hell.
― pplains, Saturday, 15 June 2019 02:25 (four months ago) link
Spotted in Bordeaux
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Sunday, 16 June 2019 10:15 (four months ago) link
Terrible, but it works slightly better with a thick French accent since the 'd' and 's' of 'bâtards' are both silent.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 16 June 2019 10:24 (four months ago) link
'Greyed A Greyhounds'
...You didn't need to do that. That didn't need to happen.
― Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 13:51 (four months ago) link
There's an optometrist here called AccessorEyes.
― nickn, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:53 (four months ago) link
Dog grooming shop called 'Going To The Dogs'. As it's a shop and not a mobile service are they just saying their shop is run-down and shit?
― S-, Saturday, 13 July 2019 12:54 (three months ago) link
not a horrible name, but a marquee. Local Animal Hospital has a marquee that says
"WATCH ME SNIPWATCH ME SPAY SPAY"
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:56 (three months ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 August 2019 18:28 (three months ago) link
― Allergic to Calvin (I M Losted), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:16 (two months ago) link
felt so ripped off. there were no gold in them trenches
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:18 (two months ago) link
If your poo is gold, you need to get the fuck out of Lollapalooza or whatever and see a doctor ASAP.
― Allergic to Calvin (I M Losted), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:21 (two months ago) link
I recently discovered that there’s a gift shop in NJ called Flowers in the Attic.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 03:36 (two months ago) link
This is probably less a horribly-formed 'name' than it is an inexplicable-yet-amazing combination of name + business purview but
Life For Christ Karate Ministries
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:32 (two months ago) link
I see all sorts of religion out there on the dojo.
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:09 (two months ago) link
Granted, it runs a little more Eastern than whatever this is:
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:10 (two months ago) link
Can't remember if I ever posted this -- from Decatur GA.
― The Chronicles of Ermagerd (WmC), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:45 (two months ago) link
i'm always driving when i pass this place so no photos but here is their website
i kind of like the name but i'm not usually in the market for auto detailing. in fact i don't actually know what "auto detailing" entails.
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Friday, 16 August 2019 23:27 (two months ago) link
It's not a local company, but a North American roofing business based out of Pennsylvania... but...
Every morning I drive past the local facility and every morning, I think about the 100% fabricated marketing conversation that my head insists on replaying:
CEO: I don't just guarantee we've got the lowest price – I certaintee it!
MARKETING GUY: Ok. I like it. But first, first, "certaintee" isn't really a word, and secondly –
CEO: Well I know that! I just made it up!
MARKETING GUY: Secondly, if it really was a word, how would it come to mean a more intense version of "guarantee"? It seems problematic, espe–
CEO: Fuck it! You know what, smart guy? That word's that's not a word is the new name for the company! How's that for an "intense version"? Haha, IT'S GODDMAMMED CERTAINTEED FROM NOW ON.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:41 (two months ago) link
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 21:24 (two months ago) link
Now, Watchpity, for losers who can't go to the awards shows but have to be on time to watch them on TV with acquaintances...
― pplains, Thursday, 12 September 2019 00:37 (one month ago) link
hey watchpital! i'm walkin' here!
― andrew m., Thursday, 12 September 2019 14:38 (one month ago) link
Not quite on topic, but calling a strip club ‘Burke and Hare’ (in Edinburgh) is kind of dark, maybe over honest?
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:20 (three days ago) link
I mentioned this elsewhere but I enjoyed seeing a business called "STAMP TRAMP - mobile notary."
― tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:24 (three days ago) link