― mick signals, Monday, 20 May 2019 21:15 (one year ago) link
Would go from 'horribly' to 'brilliantly' formed if that's next door to or across the road from a place of worship.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 20 May 2019 21:20 (one year ago) link
Sorry, but just to err on the side of caution my children will not be crossing the threshold of Your Child is Mine Preschool, thankuverymuch.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:01 (one year ago) link
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:51 (one year ago) link
Saw this in Tel Avivhttps://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58616576_10161578873605304_4078637412572463104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQk7ZyMjYg20BT9_DCOssCmcjV474vpBf6yrxxaeL5URFshNuVqiEqy5_BqGnKbF1SM&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=43e96c0bc654590e6fb3c525b5ecb240&oe=5D9E063F
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:52 (one year ago) link
Apparently, at one time, it was a lingerie shop.
Now it's just creepy as hell.
― pplains, Saturday, 15 June 2019 02:25 (one year ago) link
Spotted in Bordeaux
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Sunday, 16 June 2019 10:15 (one year ago) link
Terrible, but it works slightly better with a thick French accent since the 'd' and 's' of 'bâtards' are both silent.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 16 June 2019 10:24 (one year ago) link
'Greyed A Greyhounds'
...You didn't need to do that. That didn't need to happen.
― Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 13:51 (one year ago) link
There's an optometrist here called AccessorEyes.
― nickn, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:53 (one year ago) link
Dog grooming shop called 'Going To The Dogs'. As it's a shop and not a mobile service are they just saying their shop is run-down and shit?
― S-, Saturday, 13 July 2019 12:54 (eleven months ago) link
not a horrible name, but a marquee. Local Animal Hospital has a marquee that says
"WATCH ME SNIPWATCH ME SPAY SPAY"
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:56 (eleven months ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 August 2019 18:28 (eleven months ago) link
― Allergic to Calvin (I M Losted), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:16 (ten months ago) link
felt so ripped off. there were no gold in them trenches
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:18 (ten months ago) link
If your poo is gold, you need to get the fuck out of Lollapalooza or whatever and see a doctor ASAP.
― Allergic to Calvin (I M Losted), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:21 (ten months ago) link
I recently discovered that there’s a gift shop in NJ called Flowers in the Attic.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 03:36 (ten months ago) link
This is probably less a horribly-formed 'name' than it is an inexplicable-yet-amazing combination of name + business purview but
Life For Christ Karate Ministries
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:32 (ten months ago) link
I see all sorts of religion out there on the dojo.
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:09 (ten months ago) link
Granted, it runs a little more Eastern than whatever this is:
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:10 (ten months ago) link
Can't remember if I ever posted this -- from Decatur GA.
― The Chronicles of Ermagerd (WmC), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:45 (ten months ago) link
i'm always driving when i pass this place so no photos but here is their website
i kind of like the name but i'm not usually in the market for auto detailing. in fact i don't actually know what "auto detailing" entails.
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Friday, 16 August 2019 23:27 (ten months ago) link
It's not a local company, but a North American roofing business based out of Pennsylvania... but...
Every morning I drive past the local facility and every morning, I think about the 100% fabricated marketing conversation that my head insists on replaying:
CEO: I don't just guarantee we've got the lowest price – I certaintee it!
MARKETING GUY: Ok. I like it. But first, first, "certaintee" isn't really a word, and secondly –
CEO: Well I know that! I just made it up!
MARKETING GUY: Secondly, if it really was a word, how would it come to mean a more intense version of "guarantee"? It seems problematic, espe–
CEO: Fuck it! You know what, smart guy? That word's that's not a word is the new name for the company! How's that for an "intense version"? Haha, IT'S GODDMAMMED CERTAINTEED FROM NOW ON.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:41 (ten months ago) link
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 21:24 (ten months ago) link
Now, Watchpity, for losers who can't go to the awards shows but have to be on time to watch them on TV with acquaintances...
― pplains, Thursday, 12 September 2019 00:37 (ten months ago) link
hey watchpital! i'm walkin' here!
― andrew m., Thursday, 12 September 2019 14:38 (ten months ago) link
Not quite on topic, but calling a strip club ‘Burke and Hare’ (in Edinburgh) is kind of dark, maybe over honest?
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:20 (eight months ago) link
I mentioned this elsewhere but I enjoyed seeing a business called "STAMP TRAMP - mobile notary."
― tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:24 (eight months ago) link
― visiting, Saturday, 28 December 2019 02:06 (six months ago) link
there is a t-shirt printing business called "Hittn' Skins" here
a dumpster rental place called "Bin There Dump That"
a shoe store simply called "Shoooz"
a formal wear store with the unfortunate name "T & A Formal Wear"
and a dumpster rental called "Kenny G the Dumpster King"
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 December 2019 02:47 (six months ago) link
― championship winning vibration (Spottie), Saturday, 28 December 2019 04:32 (six months ago) link
― the woefullest shirker (NickB), Saturday, 28 December 2019 12:27 (six months ago) link
On Brick Lane yet another place has opened in honour of our old prostitute murderer, this time a chip shop called Jack the Chipper. Slightly worried that the council might eventually get around to making us all have a play on his name at some point. (For example: About a year and a half ago they opened the Turkish barbers ‘Jack the Clipper’)
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 28 December 2019 13:47 (six months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/Bs9rTXN/FB-IMG-1580151345755.jpgpicture to url
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:57 (five months ago) link
Handbag store that promises Bohemian Luxury: BOHLUX.
― I_Got_Loaded, Monday, 10 February 2020 21:54 (five months ago) link
Loving Bottoms Diaper Bank
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 12:40 (four months ago) link
OMG I thought nothing would top that today, and then thirty seconds later:
Bringem Young Academy
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 12:41 (four months ago) link
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Saturday, 22 February 2020 01:56 (four months ago) link
Baltimore cybersecurity firm ZeroFox announced the completion a $74 million funding round Thursday, and CEO James C. Foster said an initial public offering is likely in the company’s future.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 February 2020 02:06 (four months ago) link
― conrad, Monday, 24 February 2020 22:39 (four months ago) link
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:51 (four months ago) link
― Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 February 2020 19:24 (four months ago) link
you used your finger to press myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 February 2020 19:26 (four months ago) link
Not going to subject my phone's browser to the preceding 900+ posts, but just in case no one has mentioned the many, many dog groomers who name their business "Doggy Style" I'll go ahead and nominate them all, and pray that they someday break free from the tacky shackles of awful taste that bind them.
― cat, Saturday, 29 February 2020 20:19 (four months ago) link
Yesterday, I learned of a nail salon called Finger Bang
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 29 February 2020 20:25 (four months ago) link
Somewhere there's a hubcap shop with a pun on rimming in its name and no, I will not google it.
― cat, Saturday, 29 February 2020 20:40 (four months ago) link
Lanarkshires (sic) first dedicated self service dog wash
Not really horribly formed, pretty funny actually.
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Monday, 4 May 2020 16:17 (two months ago) link
More dog-related content (and funny).
― nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 06:25 (one month ago) link
stolen from a friends twitter when he visited Downham Market in Norfolk
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:03 (one month ago) link
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:05 (one month ago) link