Real England

4 youths arrested and in custody in Grantham. This might be the paradigm shift the death penalty lobby have been waiting for!

this morning my colleagues all want to leave eurovision

We"re shite so that sounds like a good idea tbh.

Man being escorted by 4 police officers out of the Dept lounge at Gatwick this morning at 8 o'clock for being too drunk to fly, pointing at each cop in turn " I could fight you, you ,you and you. But I don' t want to. But I could....but I could". Repeats this entire sentence 3 times while his ( I presume) girlfriend trails behind him saying "shut up and keep walking".

Was my sister just saying

Lol joek obviously it wasn't me

I hope they found another pilot.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7O0qRWWwAAgLaN.jpg:large

here be dragons.. well more like here be a total knobhead!

isn't that a Flemish lion?

(still a knobhead probably)

calzino OTM!

A variant of the flag is also used by the Flemish Movement. This variant, without red claws, is often used as well. It is known as the strijdvlag ("battle flag"). It is not an official symbol. It was, however, used by the flemish fighting alongside Nazi and SS troops, and is as such also known as the collaboration flag. It is today used by right movements.

Seriously, should be sending this to Prevent. One of his friends was a dangerous nutcase as well. He's doing time for slashing someone's throat in Asda.

getting exsanguinated in asda is powerfully real england

lol yeah, it happened about 2 am as well and the victim was a friend who'd gone in there with him on copious amounts of crystal meth or coke I'd presume.

You fuckin what? pic.twitter.com/CZYaBilqfE

— Riley (@SRiley95) May 24, 2019

shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

If someone does a computer game based on Diana death tunnel, then Chris Morris should sue them for copyright breach.

paging chris morris' lawyers

The attraction is part of a new park celebrating US magazine the National Enquirer and opens tomorrow in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, reports The Mirror .

Creator Robin Turner said: “It’s a 3D computer model, and you’re looking down on what looks just like Paris, but it’s three-dimensional.

“It’s projected, and you see the buildings and everything in a 3D presentation.

“And it shows the pathway as she left the Ritz hotel, and the paparazzi chasing her, and the bang-flash that we think blinded the driver and how it happened.”

Turner told website Daily Beast : “There’s no blood. There’s none of that. You see the car crash through computer animation.”

https://www.nationalenquirerlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/0001-2-1000x566.jpg

not sure why devon live is reporting on news from pigeon forge, tennessee, but i guess real england is a state of mind

HOLY SHIT. She actually said it pic.twitter.com/OxVUs5JWvR

— Anti-Social Media (@ASM_AntiSocial) May 31, 2019

I wonder if why the fucked up thug around the corner from me has changed his george's cross on his front door + window for the Flemish flag of nazi wehrmacht/ss collaboration, cos you don't get arrested for that innit?

Lol he's been down an online rabbit hole for sure

Think the rule with the Flanders lion is:

If the claws are red
It's all in your head
If black be the claw
You've a nazi next door

Guardsmen faint during Trooping the Colour rehearsal as temperatures hit 26C

This picture is surely going to become a caption meme.
https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AACfivo.img?h=533&w=799&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=2311&y=301
'LOL FUCK IT'

https://images.app.goo.gl/3N9UvVqPNm4XokaV9

https://img.discogs.com/9sAMCmQ3J-ZhxgUDuBuM4GJg6dw=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-858391-1168895923.jpeg.jpg

Think Vlaams Belang use the black-clawed one too, and they’ve been in the news a lot recently.

Like I know the Guardsmen’s thing is not wavering or breaking position whatsoever, but the second picture where a group of others have rushed to help him while the guardsmen just stand there is so strange.

It's almost as if the military is for dicks

to get summer off to a good start we're giving 10 lucky people a year's supply of Greggs sausage rolls. Simply go to VeryMe Rewards on the My Vodafone App

"we ran the numbers and they'll almost certainly kill themselves within a month one way or another."

i've entered that, idgaf

how many is a year's supply of greggs sausage rolls?

one a day for 365 days apparently. not particularly into sausage rolls but hey winter is coming

just get the frozen ones from Iceland, that'll save you a few quid.

brush with egg for full artisan food upgrade!

with red or white wine?

https://www.cheaper-wine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheap_wine.jpg

if you are insisting on pushing the boat out ...

ilx needs a Cooking With Calzino thread so that the expertise of our finest gourmand can be shared

$6.99 isn't my idea of cheap

I'll have you know I made a gorgeous braised beef/pork ragu for dinner, with some real cheap Tesco wine from the box.

ilx needs a Cooking With Calzino thread so that the expertise of our finest gourmand can be shared

Mark Rylance: always ask "what would the Bard say"

I recently let the RSC know that I feel I must resign as I do not wish to be associated with BP any more than I would with an arms dealer, a tobacco salesman or anyone who wilfully destroys the lives of others alive or unborn. Nor, I believe, would William Shakespeare

Real Wales, "Swansea bench branded 'stupidest in Mumbles'"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-48689203

while luvvie protest often leaves me cold, i’ve got a soft spot for rylance. obv a really good actor, he’s also a soft, softly spoken, old mystic and walks his jack russells round brockwell park wearing parti-coloured clothes and an odd felt hat, likes arthur machen. the sort of real england i can get behind. probably has as good an internal feeling for shakespeare as anyone, despite a laughably bad 12th Night i saw him direct once, so i’m backing him on this.

if only more of england was as real as rylance tbh

some tory muppet on the radio last night was saying it was a hypocritical move by him because he is an AS apologist by dint of publicly stick up for corbyn recently. Which even if true someone could easily be both an AS apologist and be an environmentalist at the same time without any hypocrisy.

anyway fuck 'em, he might do some absolute garbage movies but he's a class actor and seems like a class act.

more Real Wales (linked from the previous)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-47705634

"A distinctive 1930s ice cream kiosk which was painstakingly repaired after a car crashed into it 10 years ago has been granted listed building status."