It's the blue peter garden all over again
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link
lol, exactly my first thought!
― calzino, Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link
they should send Simon Groom to track down the culprits and make them restore everything to its original condition
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link
4 youths arrested and in custody in Grantham. This might be the paradigm shift the death penalty lobby have been waiting for!
― calzino, Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link
this morning my colleagues all want to leave eurovision
― ogmor, Monday, 20 May 2019 08:04 (four years ago) link
We"re shite so that sounds like a good idea tbh.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Monday, 20 May 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link
Man being escorted by 4 police officers out of the Dept lounge at Gatwick this morning at 8 o'clock for being too drunk to fly, pointing at each cop in turn " I could fight you, you ,you and you. But I don' t want to. But I could....but I could". Repeats this entire sentence 3 times while his ( I presume) girlfriend trails behind him saying "shut up and keep walking".
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 09:40 (four years ago) link
Was my sister just saying
Lol joek obviously it wasn't me
― Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link
I hope they found another pilot.
― nickn, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7O0qRWWwAAgLaN.jpg:large
here be dragons.. well more like here be a total knobhead!
― calzino, Thursday, 23 May 2019 06:54 (four years ago) link
isn't that a Flemish lion?
― StanM, Thursday, 23 May 2019 07:46 (four years ago) link
(still a knobhead probably)
― StanM, Thursday, 23 May 2019 07:49 (four years ago) link
calzino OTM!
A variant of the flag is also used by the Flemish Movement. This variant, without red claws, is often used as well. It is known as the strijdvlag ("battle flag"). It is not an official symbol. It was, however, used by the flemish fighting alongside Nazi and SS troops, and is as such also known as the collaboration flag. It is today used by right movements.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 May 2019 07:50 (four years ago) link
Seriously, should be sending this to Prevent. One of his friends was a dangerous nutcase as well. He's doing time for slashing someone's throat in Asda.
― calzino, Thursday, 23 May 2019 08:07 (four years ago) link
getting exsanguinated in asda is powerfully real england
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 May 2019 08:38 (four years ago) link
lol yeah, it happened about 2 am as well and the victim was a friend who'd gone in there with him on copious amounts of crystal meth or coke I'd presume.
― calzino, Thursday, 23 May 2019 08:43 (four years ago) link
You fuckin what? pic.twitter.com/CZYaBilqfE— Riley (@SRiley95) May 24, 2019
― ||||||||, Friday, 24 May 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link
shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
If someone does a computer game based on Diana death tunnel, then Chris Morris should sue them for copyright breach.
― calzino, Friday, 24 May 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link
paging chris morris' lawyers
The attraction is part of a new park celebrating US magazine the National Enquirer and opens tomorrow in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, reports The Mirror .Creator Robin Turner said: “It’s a 3D computer model, and you’re looking down on what looks just like Paris, but it’s three-dimensional.“It’s projected, and you see the buildings and everything in a 3D presentation.“And it shows the pathway as she left the Ritz hotel, and the paparazzi chasing her, and the bang-flash that we think blinded the driver and how it happened.”Turner told website Daily Beast : “There’s no blood. There’s none of that. You see the car crash through computer animation.”
Creator Robin Turner said: “It’s a 3D computer model, and you’re looking down on what looks just like Paris, but it’s three-dimensional.
“It’s projected, and you see the buildings and everything in a 3D presentation.
“And it shows the pathway as she left the Ritz hotel, and the paparazzi chasing her, and the bang-flash that we think blinded the driver and how it happened.”
Turner told website Daily Beast : “There’s no blood. There’s none of that. You see the car crash through computer animation.”
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link
https://www.nationalenquirerlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/0001-2-1000x566.jpg
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link
not sure why devon live is reporting on news from pigeon forge, tennessee, but i guess real england is a state of mind
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link
HOLY SHIT. She actually said it pic.twitter.com/OxVUs5JWvR— Anti-Social Media (@ASM_AntiSocial) May 31, 2019
― naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 May 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
I wonder if why the fucked up thug around the corner from me has changed his george's cross on his front door + window for the Flemish flag of nazi wehrmacht/ss collaboration, cos you don't get arrested for that innit?
― calzino, Friday, 31 May 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link
Lol he's been down an online rabbit hole for sure
― Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 1 June 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link
Think the rule with the Flanders lion is:
If the claws are redIt's all in your headIf black be the clawYou've a nazi next door
― Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 1 June 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link
Guardsmen faint during Trooping the Colour rehearsal as temperatures hit 26C
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:39 (four years ago) link
This picture is surely going to become a caption meme.https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AACfivo.img?h=533&w=799&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=2311&y=301'LOL FUCK IT'
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:41 (four years ago) link
https://images.app.goo.gl/3N9UvVqPNm4XokaV9
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:45 (four years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/9sAMCmQ3J-ZhxgUDuBuM4GJg6dw=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-858391-1168895923.jpeg.jpg
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:49 (four years ago) link
Think Vlaams Belang use the black-clawed one too, and they’ve been in the news a lot recently.
― gyac, Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:50 (four years ago) link
Like I know the Guardsmen’s thing is not wavering or breaking position whatsoever, but the second picture where a group of others have rushed to help him while the guardsmen just stand there is so strange.
― gyac, Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:51 (four years ago) link
It's almost as if the military is for dicks
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 June 2019 09:01 (four years ago) link
to get summer off to a good start we're giving 10 lucky people a year's supply of Greggs sausage rolls. Simply go to VeryMe Rewards on the My Vodafone App
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 6 June 2019 10:44 (four years ago) link
"we ran the numbers and they'll almost certainly kill themselves within a month one way or another."
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 June 2019 10:46 (four years ago) link
i've entered that, idgaf
― wake me up when we get to Biffy Clyro (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2019 10:51 (four years ago) link
how many is a year's supply of greggs sausage rolls?
― koogs, Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:22 (four years ago) link
one a day for 365 days apparently. not particularly into sausage rolls but hey winter is coming
― wake me up when we get to Biffy Clyro (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link
just get the frozen ones from Iceland, that'll save you a few quid.
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link
brush with egg for full artisan food upgrade!
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:42 (four years ago) link
with red or white wine?
― koogs, Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link
https://www.cheaper-wine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheap_wine.jpg
if you are insisting on pushing the boat out ...
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link
ilx needs a Cooking With Calzino thread so that the expertise of our finest gourmand can be shared
― ogmor, Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link
$6.99 isn't my idea of cheap
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link
I'll have you know I made a gorgeous braised beef/pork ragu for dinner, with some real cheap Tesco wine from the box.
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 6 June 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
Mark Rylance: always ask "what would the Bard say"
I recently let the RSC know that I feel I must resign as I do not wish to be associated with BP any more than I would with an arms dealer, a tobacco salesman or anyone who wilfully destroys the lives of others alive or unborn. Nor, I believe, would William Shakespeare
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Saturday, 22 June 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link
Real Wales, "Swansea bench branded 'stupidest in Mumbles'"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-48689203
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 22 June 2019 06:28 (four years ago) link
while luvvie protest often leaves me cold, i’ve got a soft spot for rylance. obv a really good actor, he’s also a soft, softly spoken, old mystic and walks his jack russells round brockwell park wearing parti-coloured clothes and an odd felt hat, likes arthur machen. the sort of real england i can get behind. probably has as good an internal feeling for shakespeare as anyone, despite a laughably bad 12th Night i saw him direct once, so i’m backing him on this.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 22 June 2019 08:28 (four years ago) link
if only more of england was as real as rylance tbh
― turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 June 2019 08:34 (four years ago) link