Eurovision 2019

and the sizzurp by the sounds of it

an israeli mentalist who isn’t uri geller, gtfo

Let's hope this one stays in Israel.

"I see pussy pussy pussy all around meh"!?!

what the fuck is this

It's Nana Banana, she do what she wanna.

Madonna up now!

The reveal of her weird goth pirate costume would've been more dramatic if they hadn't interviewed her in it 10 minutes before.

The bum notes suggest that she is indeed singing live, perhaps we should get Elton John in here just to be sure, though!

Just aboht to say, her voice is all over the fucking shop

Madonna’s been taking voice lessons from ian brown, i see

Actually, she's off pitch more than most of the acts I've heard on this tonight. The fuck?

Not sure about this Streets of Philadelphia remix

presumably she usually has autotune these days?

Her voice isn't as good as some 16 year old from Minsk these days.

Wtf was that interlude about?!

As I said earlier, these 16 year olds from Minsk cannae hauf sing tho.

Ah, looks like someone's finally remembered to turn the autotune on!

Are gas masked dancers really in good taste here?!

I actually like this second song, too bad about her voice. Is this from the new album?

guilty lol xp

Reggae!

Very subtle but protest there...

‘wake up’ eh, is madonna into qanon now? o shit does q stand for qabalah?

maybe all the flat notes were some kind of coded message

This bit paid by the Tel Aviv tourist board.

Indeed.

cor this nascent ethnostate looks ace

Complete the sentence: three minutes in Tel Aviv is all it takes to...

this is the worst version of this song I've ever heard

time for some televised accounting, fuck yeah

Only 41 countries to vote.

xxp re Like a Prayer

12 points to The Netherlands already. Fuck off!

This is not going to wrap up in 25 minutes.

remind me are there two versions of the vote count for each country (jury and public)?

I'm really not getting what the hell everyone heard or saw in the Italian entry.

The Italian entry is always one of my most hated

it was an ok song but i'm wondering if the geopolitical aspect is in play here

Glad my boy is on the left hand of the board, for a bit at least,

Thank you Norway!

Alexander Reebeck - he's already cursed!

I know they've got 41 countries to get through but this only reading out the top score is crap.

Wow, this is very even, I can't remember the last time so many songs still had the chance to win at this point.

Israel - 0

rude imo

Hmm, looks like N. Macedonia's feminist anthem might win?

I thought Israel had a decent song

That Macedonian thing was dire.

C’mon Albert!