Eurovision 2019

let’s not be so quick to traduce shaggy now ok

Well, there goes the wax out of my ears! Thanx! #SRB

These Eastern Europeans can always sing like fuck tbf.

strong Shaggy vibes

― Siegbran, Saturday, May 18, 2019 8:51 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, that's what I thought when he first started singing!

lovely bit of air guitar from the serbian christina applegate there

I can't tell the difference between all these dark haired guys with beards and the exact same haircuts.

Wow, when did Kane Brown turn Swiss and enter Eurovision

This Swiss one just sounds like all modern shit-pop

It's that infernal beat

Is this song about blowjobs?

It does, but it terms of execution it isn't all that bad, actually. This'll probably be the one that ends up winning.

(xpost)

The sudden cut to moody synth pads is more annoying.

At least it wasn't a ballad

To be fair, Australia has always been my favourite part of Europe. Let's see how they do...

ah yes, here comes my favourite of all the European nations now

jinx

what the fuck is this shit

Oh fuck no. NO!

This is from Frozen 2, right?

Zeeee-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hirrooo!

what if shakespeare’s sister but yodelling and it’s shit

Who wrote this, Tim Minchin?

It's the bastard love child of iamamiwhoami and Regina Spektor performing in Frozen 2... HOLY FUCK THAT NOTE. NO!

I suppose that Kate Bush is never going to enter Eurovision, so this will be as close as we get.

Wow, this is so over the top it's kinda awesome! Australia for the win!

they've overcompensated for not being European by going way too Eurotrash

Would have been OK ... but for the singing.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Xt8QFKwEY3Ez17jBuxKHrQ--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTAwO2g9MjA4/http://33.media.tumblr.com/f6715dbbda32c8f192818fefc2d6fa6c/tumblr_inline_o0jtvrGmGM1tcrqyq_500.gif

Kate Bush might never recover from that comparison tbh

The lyrics to this translate as "Fun House/whole lot of fun/prizes to be won"

Meanwhile here's the latest Almodovar movie

i'm legit stunned there isn't a kate miller-heidke thread on ilx already?? this is the closest

The over-produced female vocalist mor-pop to art-pop continuum of the 80s and sometimes early 90s, often but not necessarily from Canada

Spain usually do even worse than the UK.

powerful ‘kids’ club evening show on a mid-range camping holiday’ vibes

This is pretty good. The 'robot' that appeared halfway through for 30 seconds and was then manhandled off was a bit weird - prop malfunction?

San Marino's singer looks like Jeff Bezos.

Sings like him too.

So apparently Slovenian's female singer has the same stone face outside performance? :)

Hard to choose between them and Australia.

The French announcers just referred to the “ex-empire britannique”

San Marino and the bald Sami singer band are probably my favourites.

Not watching, just listening. I liked: Germany, Norway, Azerbaijan, Iceland, Italy and Australia. UK entry is terrible.

I'd like Iceland to win, but I feel this might be Slovenia or Switzerland.

The UK entry was bland. Australia's was just offensive.

Slovenia winning would be cool.

Think I dozed off briefly in the middle - and missed Slovenia

What's the fucking UK mobile phone number?

OK he said it

If a skinny haggard looking guy, dressed like a jakey, invades the stage during Madonna's performance that'll be the lead singer of Primal Scream.

Hahah!

quavo’s been at the dressing-up box