KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

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I used to work somewhere (mid 2000s?) that had a lot of celebs regularly wandering around. Keanu was the only one where people dropped what they were doing and ran out trying to get a glimpse.

Oddly enough Vanessa Paradis was the only one that I ever saw that had photogs surrounding her.

Yerac, Friday, 17 May 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

He filmed a particularly dumb movie on my college campus in the '90s, at just about peak Keanu, and so many people were jockeying for assistant/coffee type positions on the production to be around him.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 May 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

Heard a story from a friend who canvassed/fundraised for Obama and ended up at Keanu's house, and apparently K invited him in and was extremely nice.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

He is truly the best

just1n3, Sunday, 19 May 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link

an angel walking among us

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 May 2019 02:56 (four years ago) link

we are at most 30 years away from a "won't you be my neighbor" style doc about keanu

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Sunday, 19 May 2019 02:59 (four years ago) link

Shazza, did you see the puppies interview????

just1n3, Sunday, 19 May 2019 05:39 (four years ago) link

nooooo SHOW IT TO ME

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 May 2019 05:56 (four years ago) link

god I love how he still can't grow a full beard so much

blokes you can't rust (sic), Sunday, 19 May 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link

Every time I see this thread title I think “poor John Cusack”

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Sunday, 19 May 2019 09:35 (four years ago) link

River's Edge is a dumb carton, but Keanu's looking for something human.

He's better in Permanent Record (not a better movie, though).

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2019 11:58 (four years ago) link

Has Keanu played a light-hearted or goofy (or even expressive) character in the last two decades? the Wicks are the only things I've seen since the first Matrix on VHS, but I get the impression that he's pretty much all stonefaced all the time. RIP Parenthood Keanu.

He was charming in a supporting role in Something's Gotta Give, and the movie is so chickenshit about EWWW GRANNIES HAVING SEX that Nancy Meyers couldn't conceive of a scenario where Diane Keaton and Keanu end up married fucking the shit out of each other.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2019 12:00 (four years ago) link

You want to like that film so much, all the good people in it. It’s basically terrible tho isn’t it. Otm about reeves tho (I’m calling him reeves now)

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Sunday, 19 May 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link

god I love how he still can't grow a full beard so much

It looks like they fill it in for John Wick!

Keanu is awesome for keeping himself out of the spotlight so well. I don't know much about him or his private life, but he does seem to be massively generous. I remember hearing the stories of him gifting the Matrix FX team millions of dollars, among other things, and thinking: this is a good guy. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he got John Wick 1 made as a favor to his Matrix friends. Wasn't the director his stunt double?

Basically, Keanu seems like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise were not a weirdo trying to lure people into Scientology. Unless Keanu is a total weirdo, too, but is keeping it quiet.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 May 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

Buzzfeed did a really nice love letter to him here:

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alisonwillmore/keanu-reeves-john-wick-chapter-3-always-be-my-maybe

Yerac, Sunday, 19 May 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he got John Wick 1 made as a favor to his Matrix friends.

That is pretty much the case.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

xpost Thanks for that Yerac - I did think that the Wick movies were *about* Keanu as well as made for him, but wasn't sure how to put it into words as well as that piece did.

And I'm really loving all the sweet Keanu stories that have been coming out throughout this press tour.

Here’s one. Keanu bought the house and property that is now my son’s preschool and handed it all over to the kids...not because he himself had a kid that went there. He had no connection to it at all. He just heard they needed a place and so bought it for them. https://t.co/VcZ67M6pTK

— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) May 18, 2019

A couple staying in my hotel got on my elevator beaming, and I found out it was because they had just met Keanu Reeves, who was out walking on Hollywood Boulevard. They complimented him on his work and he said thank you and shook both their hands & they had a nice conversation.

— MZS (@mattzollerseitz) May 16, 2019

Roz, Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

i saw keanu in the lobby of a staging of Robert Wilson's Tom Waits/WSB musical The Black Rider in SF about 16 years ago and the excitement among others who also saw him was palpable. He was just standing around by himself looking like a dude.

akm, Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

Has Keanu played a light-hearted or goofy (or even expressive) character in the last two decades? the Wicks are the only things I've seen since the first Matrix on VHS, but I get the impression that he's pretty much all stonefaced all the time. RIP Parenthood Keanu

I haven't seen it but he apparently did 13 episodes of detective comedy Swedish Dicks, basically as a favour for Peter Stormare.

And it's divisive but I loved his deadpan, depressive Constantine. Plus goofy voice-over work as Keanu the cat, the upcoming Toy Story 4, etc.

Roz, Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

I love Constantine.

JW3 - easily the most violent movie I've ever seen, and the gunshots and explosions were so loud in my super-Dolby theater I felt like I should have worn earplugs.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Sunday, 19 May 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

i think this interview/profile was posted in a different Keanu thread - anyway it’s a few months old but its ~excellent~

https://www.gq.com/story/the-legend-of-keanu-reeves

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 May 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

a) Thank u Justin3 for hipping me to Keanu & puppies

b) fuck YES cast him as Wolverine jfc why is everyone sitting around

https://youtu.be/rOqUiXhECos

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 May 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

I'm really surprised he's never found himself in a Jim Jarmusch movie.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 May 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/may/18/keanu-reeves-grief-loss--bill-ted-john-wick-actor-tragedy

In the 1980s and 1990s, he was offered every hot young part under the sun, including the lead in Platoon (which went to Charlie Sheen) and Val Kilmer’s role in Heat. But when I ask if he regrets turning any of them down, he smiles and instantly replies, “No.” He also turned down a $12m pay cheque to make Speed 2 because he, rightly, thought the plot was nonsense, which resulted in him being shut out of 20th Century Fox films for the next 11 years (and no, he doesn’t regret that, either). He is about to start shooting Bill & Ted Face The Music, in which the now fiftysomething duo have to write a song so good it will save the universe. “There has to be a reason for making a movie, and the writers have come up with a good ‘why’ for telling the story,” he says. When I ask what gives him an ego boost, given that he’s not driven by money or fame, he is so baffled by the idea of his ego needing a boost that he is silent for a full 28 seconds before finally answering, “The work.”

omar little, Sunday, 19 May 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link

Saw John Wick 3 and enjoyed it very much. Simplicity of the first is still the most appealing to me of the 3 but the setpieces are still so, SO good. I just love how baroque & bananas the situations & backstories keep getting, expanding on the Russian stuff, etc Keanu on horseback <3 obv ... and Halle Berry was excellent.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:56 (four years ago) link

for all things Wick:

Something Wick This Way Comes

Simon H., Sunday, 19 May 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

It def isn’t as good as the first two but it’s Keanu so

And it looks like there’ll be a fourth chapter??

just1n3, Sunday, 19 May 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link

I personally preferred this to part two, which was entertaining but kind of numbing and monotonous by the end. This one was much better at keeping the action and scenery fresh.

Also this movie gets a lot of mileage out dogs biting baddies in the dick, so kudos.

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 May 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link

jfc I’m keeping out of the Wick thread bcz spoilers, ban latebloomer

blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 20 May 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

55 today

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 September 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

the best canadian

Simon H., Monday, 2 September 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

I just saw John Cusack in a thing this afternoon where he looks like they wanted Michael Madsen. He's the villain in the Connemara made Western Never Grow Old. I thought he was a lot thinner but he looks pretty massive in this.

I assume the cusack in the title of the thread meant him.

I don't remember seeing him in a film for a while. Looked him up when I got home and saw some scandal about retweeting antisemitic images or something. Has he been relegated to foreign films now or something?

Stevolende, Monday, 2 September 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

he was in Spike Lee's Chiraq a couple years ago

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

I don't understand this thread title. What is Y?

Yerac, Monday, 2 September 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link

/N

j., Monday, 2 September 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

I may need someone to outline this thread title for me. Or maybe it's the inclusion of Cusack that is throwing me off.

Yerac, Monday, 2 September 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

Y = Yes

Harkens back to a time when Cusack wasnt a complete nonstarter

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

I have a lot more problem with Rudd than Cusack in the title, but such was the way of Ally.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

ally has some shit to explain. This and the jimmy fallon love.

Cusack has never been pretty. His deal was always non-descript everyman.

Yerac, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins)
Posted: 19 May 2019 at 10:35:30
Every time I see this thread title I think “poor John Cusack”

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

Cusack has a worse career than Travolta at present

omar little, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

This thread was started in 2007. I can only imagine ally was a huge Must Love Dogs fan.

Yerac, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

I may need someone to outline this thread title for me.

JOHN CUSACK Y

PAUL RUDD: ALSO Y

KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

the only things I hear about Cusack are when he accidentally retweets the wrong thing because he can’t quite tell anti-establishment memes from bigoted ones, and occasional instances of women complaining about his tendency to slide into their messages

keanu very wise to keep a low profile

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

xpost ah! thank you.

Yerac, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

happy birthday keanu ilu

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/72/fd/fa/72fdfa2425df36ea663505d54b489a46.jpg

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 September 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link

yerac you are deeply wrong about cusack but this is not the cusack thread ONLY TALK ABT KEANU BC ITS HIS GODDAMN BIRTHDAY

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 September 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

One of the best things about my marriage is the Keanu-love I share with my husband

just1n3, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 01:13 (four years ago) link


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