shit or get off the pot time

ok but you know what comes next

there's the rub

i choose to shit then get off the pot, like a normal human

this particular binary world must be postponed as long as humanly possibly

what freud called ‘the anal stage’, in other words

If you know how to configure your bathroom like a human being with a functional brain there is literally nothing in the world that you should ever have to get off the pot for.

Incidentally did you know that Grubhub will deliver straight to your bathroom if you leave your front door unlocked, it's true.

voted biden

ty crut

it's spelled bidet when you're on the pot btw

can you fuckin believe i didnt call this shit or get off the POTUS btw smdh

https://i.imgur.com/4kgY0gD.gif

when I am given a choice between eating highly toxic sludge and eating sludge that is merely of an unappealing taste, color and mouth-feel, I reserve the right to postpone that choice indefinitely, even though my eventual choice would be obvious from the start.

I vote for getting off the pot.

I contented myself some time ago with the likelihood that the 2020 democratic nominee would probably fall somewhere outside of my top 10 or 20 personal choices. We'd have to fall a whole lot farther than Biden before I started to question my impending + unenthusiastic vote.

voted trump

because while a biden victory will merely make the libs and dems feel good, surely a trump victory will energize the international left!

surely!

Good point. Think of what an energized left could do if the democrats retook the house, just think, thiiiiiiiiiink

4 more years of trump would surely be the fuse that would ignite a grassroots progressive revolution led by 83 year-old Bernie Sanders in 2024.

True, though is that definitely enough time? Imagine how energised the left would be if Trump got another decade in power - the right would be resting on their laurels then!

i will, of course, vote for the candidate whose seems more likely to begrudgingly tolerate my continued existence. but i'll only do it once, and that once isn't here.

i mean, given a choice between voting for chamberlain and some bohemian corporal my vote would also be self-evident

[insert favourable reference to the devil]

would a Pythagorean triangle with energised left² + energised right² divided by something something work?

this thread/poll make no sense

what, *thats* a measure now?

[insert favourable reference to the devil]

― deemsthelarker (darraghmac)

yes indeed, hail satan

'choices' like this are why I vote in NY

even tho I will have zero savings by the time the election arrives

basically US prez elections are well on their way to Zombie Stalin v Zombie Hitler

less concerned about zombie candidates and more concerned w zombie voters tbh

/trenchant

Shit or get zombie pol pot

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I have been on the pot this whole time so hoping to get resolution soon

glusa

karl pondering the final lactulose solution

because while a biden victory will merely make the libs and dems feel good, surely a trump victory will energize the international left!

― the late great,

I realize tongue in cheek post, and i dont think anything like this for 2020. Could make a cogent argument that longer term, M4A has become more likely due to Trumps presidency, and would be dead in the water if Hillary had got in.

But if the result of the energized and galvanized left is people backing Joe fucking Biden out of pure defensive fear, then this theory can shuffle off in shame, and take M4A with it

that said, I voted Trump. I like a winner, and Biden won't win against Trump. Not convinced the cloak of 'electoral invincibility' can last the primaries

I'll vote for any democratic candidate but Biden's a joke

Biden's a Jeb!

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ok what have we learned

Joe Biden will defeat Donald Trump in 2020, 39 to 10

there are ten asshole trolls on ilx

This was a binding vote and those ten votes will be counted

51 people decided not to vote. there are 100 of us

this means that anarchy once again rules for the next 100 years *guitar solo*

km as always i thank u for yr valuable analyses

ok what next. thinkin biden vs clinton but what would that tell us?

biden vs clinton lacks both story arc and box office appeal. maybe further down the card but not a main event match up, try boris vs farage?

i meant bill

Can we do Andrew Jackson vs Trump?

This is not the toiletry thread I had expected.

/alegggguinessvoice

Joe Bidet vs Donald Dump

triden bump

Did we get this sorted yet?

wrong options it turned out.

anyone want to run the new one?

i choose to shit then get off the pot, like a normal human

― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:03 (eight months ago) bookmarkflaglink

me otm

wait, we're allowed to leave the pot?

you can check out any time, but you can never shit

welcome to the joketell california

For Watt now found himself in the midst of things which, if they consented to be named, did so as it were with reluctance. And the state in which Watt found himself resisted formulation in a way no state had ever done, in which Watt had ever found himself, and Watt had found himself in a great many states, in his day. Looking at a pot, for example, or thinking of a pot, at one of Mr. Knott's pots, of one of Mr. Knott's pots, it was in vain that Watt said, Pot, pot. Well, perhaps not quite in vain, but very nearly. For it was not a pot, the more he looked, the more he reflected, the more he felt sure of that, that it was not a pot at all. It resembled a pot, it was almost a pot, but it was not a pot of which one could say, Pot, pot, and be comforted. It was in vain that it answered, with unexceptionable adequacy, all the purposes, and performed all the offices, of a pot, it was not a pot. And it was just this hairbreadth departure from the nature of a true pot that so excruciated Watt. For if the approximation had been less close, then Watt would have been less anguished. For then he would not have said, This is a pot, and yet not a pot, no, but then he would have said, This is something of which I do not know the name. And Watt preferred on the whole having to do with things of which he did not know the name, though this too was painful to Watt, to having to do with things of which the known name, the proven name, was not the name, any more, for him. For he could always hope, of a thing of which he had never known the name, that he would learn the name, some day, and so be tranquillized. But he could not look forward to this in the case of a thing of which the true name had ceased, suddenly, or gradually, to be the true name for Watt. For the pot remained a pot, Watt felt sure of that, for everyone but Watt. For Watt alone it was not a pot, any more.

next edition due soon

may consider write-in submissions but rn two possibilities:

tories
starmer
the actual devil

trump
berniebros
the actual devil

bernie starmer

fitting dn for this thread

trve

voters should have to provide a stool sample to check for drugs, toilet in every voting booth

And a hen in every pot

xps to deems

you can shit but not enjoy doing so!

shit or get off the casserole non

wait did i just imagine that a casserole was a french term for a vote for someone but under protest

shook now, i was fairly sure about that ffs

Aside from, well, a saucepan/pot, it can also mean: a) a scandal (usually political), b) someone who sings out of tune, c) a snitch (this one's mostly obsolete tho).

deems called it

called caused it!

all over bar the shouting but most ppl only like the shouting

there is nothing but the shouting

I will never raise my voice

when they go low we say pardon

a bad part if me is quite curious as to what would happen if trump wins, goes into full-blown shit-the-bed dementia, but the gop are too scared of his fan club to remove him and everyone has to pretend his even worse rambling word salad makes any sort of sense.

when they go low we say pardon

― nashwan,

assist, and goal

bump

Plop

Fucked up how every single ilxor voted for Donald j trump in the us presidential election last month, November 2020

I believe the results above are indicative gl usa

Just keep shitting.

voted for Rona

If 10 ilxors are going for Trump..

Fess up, who are the ten apostles?

probably the accelerationists from that poll

trump polling at over 20% on ilx

gl usa