the whole curtain situation is extremely DIY - flimsy curtain rod FIXED TO THE MOULDING argh. wrong length because it was just taken out of the package and put up. (if they'd actually fixed the rod where it ought to go it would be exactly the right height!)
i'm imagining the conversation that led to that curtain going up. the swearing involved.
you can see they've pushed the curtain a bit over next to the window to keep it clear of the vent.. i wonder how many times a week they have to do that
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 May 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link
- what is so bad out the window that it was preferable to have the janky curtain closed for the photo?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
I don't know, but please allow me to vent just one more time:
https://i.imgur.com/vLDnaIK.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link
What's the symbolism of yellow roses on freshly vaccuumed w2w carpeting?
― Yerac, Friday, 17 May 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link
I don't know but those vacuuming patterns, it's like they're mowing the outfield at Wrigley
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 17 May 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link
You can see Bob hiding behind the chair
― calstars, Friday, 17 May 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link
They should do nutshell study photoshopped crime scene composites with these creepy real estate pics.
― Yerac, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:17 (four years ago) link
i will rep wall to wall carpeting 4 lyfe
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 01:37 (four years ago) link
O do you now, crüt.
https://i.imgur.com/7h82JzQ.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link
i've lived in some weird w2w apartments
― ciderpress, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:50 (four years ago) link
And Yerac's OTM about Nutshell scenes. Same would work for those cutout crime scene pix from Helter Skelter.
https://i.imgur.com/AAHxaSs.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2019 01:51 (four years ago) link
i would sit on those carpeted stairs, maybe sprawl out a little. v inviting
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 02:11 (four years ago) link
That's an air return vent to the right of the "stairs"*. Bet there's dust still there from 1991.
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2019 02:53 (four years ago) link
* When do "steps" turn into "stairs"?
― pplains, Friday, 17 May 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link
@5
― alomar lines, Friday, 17 May 2019 03:53 (four years ago) link
they're just dinky old steps if they're bare but if you put carpeting on them they become a complete staircase
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 04:01 (four years ago) link
the lighting is very Twin Peaksianp sure bob is behind that curtain
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2019 07:12 (four years ago) link
I like how if you trip and fall on the carpeted steps the brick planters are there to soften your landing
― Brad C., Friday, 17 May 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
Remember that Jeff Foxworthy joke about "If your NEW TV sits on top of your OLD TV...."?
https://i.imgur.com/B8M8UCE.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 18 July 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link
the horror
― calstars, Thursday, 18 July 2019 01:07 (four years ago) link
Picture in picture taken to extremes
― big city slam (Spottie), Thursday, 18 July 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link
I'm overly cynical about many things, but I do admit to sometimes getting charmed by a real estate agent's perverse sense of optimism.
https://i.imgur.com/F579yfk.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/hKxx5OT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/776kIwX.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/WBuhPUx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/omamRlJ.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
harvest gold appliances are on their way back
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
Yeah, yeah. Let me know when I can sink my sweat equity into some paneled walls.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
place looks dope imo
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
Still has its antenna, I'll give you that.
https://i.imgur.com/0iSPKT8.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
I get the same reaction from this being described as FRESH OUT OF A TIME MACHINE as I do when I see an '87 Tercel with antique car tags.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
yeah I kinda like this house tbqh
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
looks like the right kind of place for a couple of dogs and about a thousand books. would redo the kitchen but that's a given w pretty much anywhere.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
Thought y'all were trolling me until I found the pictures taken before the big move-out:
https://i.imgur.com/HACf13F.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
Anyone need an album cover?
https://i.imgur.com/Sgm8GZw.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
wow. unintentional Kubrick stills.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
that off-centre picture frame would have driven me INSANE
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link
My in-laws mounted a TV on their wall flush left. Like this:
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― Evan, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link
damn I thought that would look better. You get it.
― Evan, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
I would buy that place in a heartbeat
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link
― calstars, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
I hate the fireplace between the two glass doors but rip out the carpeting and put in something non-carpet and I'll buy it.
― brownie, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link
the kitchen is bigger than my apartment. so yeah, i am gazing with envy at this janky house
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:58 (four years ago) link
You all gotta quit dreaming so large. I mean, this place would set you back $115,000, if you were serious about it.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link
I will srsly go in on this house with other ilxors, but only if we can get it with all of the original furniture and stuff.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:00 (four years ago) link
I'm in
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:31 (four years ago) link
The ashtrays!!!!!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link
sewin’ and smokin’
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/8cbada509dedd8e4783e546d2d0f7d2d/tumblr_pvvoiqEQKI1y9kkeqo1_1280.jpg
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 08:48 (four years ago) link
entering new dimensions
― ciderpress, Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
https://mikemonaco.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/escher_house-of-stairs.jpg
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:52 (four years ago) link
the ‘lol nothing matters’ school of interior design
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
Excellent find BG!
― calstars, Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
That's giving me severe anxiety.
― emil.y, Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link