"before turning the crossbow on herself"

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I know one of the Scottish James's got killed by one of his own cannons exploding when he standing beside it.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:12 (five months ago) link

is that absolutely agreed upon

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:13 (five months ago) link

Quick google, James II and some water cannon bought from the German police some cannon bought from Flanders.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:15 (five months ago) link

im having one of those days

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:16 (five months ago) link

kinder where are you i need you

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:17 (five months ago) link

I GOT THAT ONE

once you flagged it

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:26 (five months ago) link

look and its been a hard half decade for anyone not me im sure but theres a stage where the "puns you had missed" thread is going to light up and give off heat like a spinning forge with the material ive been banking and if it isnt soon ill be dead before its half cleared thats all ill say

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:31 (five months ago) link

that thread's going to go completely dead as we all lose our faculties and just read comments and nod, not registering one way or another

mh, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:35 (five months ago) link

tenureless grip on reality nest pas

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:38 (five months ago) link

not sure I would've got that without the hint
mebbe

kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:52 (five months ago) link

I'm still bitter I never got recognition for a pun I made on a The Apprentice thread about 8 years ago

kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:53 (five months ago) link

well if you must ask
- someone got fired in some kind of baking/ sandwich task
- it was the peak of RMDE usage

kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:55 (five months ago) link

go on

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:05 (five months ago) link

we need a support group imo

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:05 (five months ago) link

maybe it can be on this thread about crossbow crimes

mark s, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:07 (five months ago) link

crossover appeal

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:15 (five months ago) link

sorry, my takeaway arrived

kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:19 (five months ago) link

"rolls: my demise"

kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:21 (five months ago) link

aha

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:32 (five months ago) link

longbow murders are much funnier than crossbow murders imo

I could not find one, but here's a compound bow murder
https://patch.com/new-jersey/haddon/sentencing-man-convicted-bow-arrow-murder-delayed

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 22:01 (five months ago) link

the longbow beats the crossbow, my idiotic friend

kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 22:06 (five months ago) link

No results found for "funniest longbow murder".

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 22:07 (five months ago) link

xp there's probably a gif for that; wasn't actually calling anyone idiotic

kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 22:09 (five months ago) link

"Police now say a German sex guru specializing in medieval bondage directed lesbian sex slaves in bizarre murder-suicide"

mick signals, Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:27 (five months ago) link

this thread is now one of the top search results for "longbow murder" if you exclude the keyword "luhrs" to eliminate pages referencing The Longbow Murder by Victor Luhrs.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:49 (five months ago) link

fuck that guy

mark s, Thursday, 16 May 2019 21:51 (five months ago) link

we've got haters just accept it

husserl gang (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 May 2019 22:02 (five months ago) link

luhrs bowmann

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:40 (five months ago) link


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