double alive gonzo
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
Wang Bang Sweet Bow Twang
― Have you ever had a dream that you um you had your you you could you (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
william ii's brother henry is the surfeit-of-lampreys guy, if we're ranking dignity
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
lol! hate it when that happens.
― calzino, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
I know one of the Scottish James's got killed by one of his own cannons exploding when he standing beside it.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
is that absolutely agreed upon
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
Quick google, James II and some water cannon bought from the German police some cannon bought from Flanders.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
im having one of those days
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
kinder where are you i need you
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
I GOT THAT ONE
once you flagged it
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
look and its been a hard half decade for anyone not me im sure but theres a stage where the "puns you had missed" thread is going to light up and give off heat like a spinning forge with the material ive been banking and if it isnt soon ill be dead before its half cleared thats all ill say
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
that thread's going to go completely dead as we all lose our faculties and just read comments and nod, not registering one way or another
― mh, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
tenureless grip on reality nest pas
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
not sure I would've got that without the hintmebbe
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
I'm still bitter I never got recognition for a pun I made on a The Apprentice thread about 8 years ago
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
well if you must ask- someone got fired in some kind of baking/ sandwich task- it was the peak of RMDE usage
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
go on
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link
we need a support group imo
maybe it can be on this thread about crossbow crimes
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
crossover appeal
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
sorry, my takeaway arrived
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
"rolls: my demise"
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link
aha
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
longbow murders are much funnier than crossbow murders imo
I could not find one, but here's a compound bow murderhttps://patch.com/new-jersey/haddon/sentencing-man-convicted-bow-arrow-murder-delayed
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link
the longbow beats the crossbow, my idiotic friend
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link
No results found for "funniest longbow murder".
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
xp there's probably a gif for that; wasn't actually calling anyone idiotic
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
"Police now say a German sex guru specializing in medieval bondage directed lesbian sex slaves in bizarre murder-suicide"
― mick signals, Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
this thread is now one of the top search results for "longbow murder" if you exclude the keyword "luhrs" to eliminate pages referencing The Longbow Murder by Victor Luhrs.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link
fuck that guy
― mark s, Thursday, 16 May 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link
we've got haters just accept it
― husserl gang (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 May 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
luhrs bowmann
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:40 (four years ago) link