lol Alfred <3
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Saturday, 11 May 2019 00:14 (four years ago) link
The truth is there are no rules any longer and the sooner the Dems get this the better.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Saturday, 11 May 2019 01:34 (four years ago) link
"when they go low, we lose elections"
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 May 2019 03:34 (four years ago) link
in political terms, the Democrats are a basketball team still committed to shooting mid-range jumpers
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link
so AOC is trae young bombing threes from the logo
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link
i guess? i don't think about my posts i just hoist
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link
dems who hoist: AOC, warren, berniedems who dribble into a contested midrange baseline j: biden
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link
can we return to an English-only thread plz thnks
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link
wow like all great prophets im being persecuted in my own times
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
Alfred gets a flagrant 2
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 12 May 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
Nesting Doll Yacht Rich is a very good turn of phrase.
― Yerac, Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link
oh my GOD look what i found at the comic shop today š pic.twitter.com/58jp9iX1A2— Tatum Flynn (@Tatum_Flynn) May 24, 2019
― despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Sunday, 26 May 2019 04:34 (four years ago) link
oooof
https://deadspin.com/fresno-grizzlies-are-sorry-for-memorial-day-video-that-1835063084
But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed āthe enemies of freedom,ā the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan, Kim Jong-un, U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Fidel Castro, protesters holding a āNO TRUMP NO KKKā signs, and protesters holding an āANTIFAā sign.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
BREAKING: Ted Cruz has had sex at least 16 times
On Wednesday, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) proposed a new bipartisan bill to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY): Make birth control available over the counter.When Ocasio-Cortez tweeted āBirth control should be over-the-counter, pass it on,ā the GOP senator responded with āI agree.āāPerhaps, in addition to the legislation we are already working on together to ban Members of Congress from becoming lobbyists, we can team up here as well,ā Cruz tweeted. āA simple, clean bill making birth control available over the counter. Interested?āAlthough Cruz is staunchly anti-abortion, the Republican lawmaker has expressed support for contraceptives in the past.āNow, listen, I have been a conservative my entire life,ā Cruz said during a presidential campaign stop in 2015. āI have never met anybody, any conservative, who wants to ban contraceptives. As I noted, Heidi and I, we have two little girls. Iām very glad we donāt have 17.ā
When Ocasio-Cortez tweeted āBirth control should be over-the-counter, pass it on,ā the GOP senator responded with āI agree.ā
āPerhaps, in addition to the legislation we are already working on together to ban Members of Congress from becoming lobbyists, we can team up here as well,ā Cruz tweeted. āA simple, clean bill making birth control available over the counter. Interested?ā
Although Cruz is staunchly anti-abortion, the Republican lawmaker has expressed support for contraceptives in the past.
āNow, listen, I have been a conservative my entire life,ā Cruz said during a presidential campaign stop in 2015. āI have never met anybody, any conservative, who wants to ban contraceptives. As I noted, Heidi and I, we have two little girls. Iām very glad we donāt have 17.ā
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/ted-cruz-aoc-bipartisan-bill-birth-control-over-the-counter
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link
i have a feeling cruz is about to meet some conservatives who want to ban contraceptives
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
Ted Cruz had more sex than I did in 2015!
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
"...we can team up here as well."
I think somebody has a little crush!
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
this guythis guy fuckshttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Ted_Cruz_official_116th_portrait_%28cropped%29.jpg
― God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
There's been a lot of Ted Cruz/AOC wheeling and dealing lately. Not sure what to make of it or if it will amount to anything.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:46 (four years ago) link
Don't see the big deal so long as she/we get what she/we want.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link
Yeah, definitely. Cruz is just looking for an opportunity to work with a renowned evil communist so he can heās bipartisan when he runs again in 2024
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
So he can ^say^
Both can tell their constituents that Bipartisanship is Possible -- even when it doesn't work.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:53 (four years ago) link
Beto would have said he was glad he didn't have hundreds of kids...
― a large tuna called āJusticeā (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link
fyi:
Hey swooning liberals: Republicans want a āclean billā to make birth control OTC because it would mean *insurance companies donāt have to cover it* and we know this because this was *literally the bill they already tried to pass once before* https://t.co/hvDJf7smEY— August J. Pollak (@AugustJPollak) June 12, 2019
― k3vin k., Thursday, 13 June 2019 01:48 (four years ago) link
Oh for sure. We should mention (and k3vin would be in a position to explain) that Obamacare requires contraception as a preventative service. No?
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 June 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link
trump in 2017 weakened the contraceptive mandate, letting insurers with supposed religious objections absain. I am honestly not sure what the law would be if birth control were made OTC -- generally insurances do not cover OTC products. I assume this is why talk of a "clean" bill gives health policy people pause
― k3vin k., Thursday, 13 June 2019 02:06 (four years ago) link
yeah I'm not buying at all that there are political points to be gained in the TX electorate by bipartisanship, much less teamimg up with this year's Satan, of all ppl
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 June 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link
only for Chuck Todd types
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 June 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link
AOC has proven sharp, or at least has a sharp staff. I'm sure she won't fall into a Cruz trap. The glory of Ted Cruz is that he's such a transparently meretricious and silly man; he fools no one.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 June 2019 02:31 (four years ago) link
well except for that one lady seventeen times
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 June 2019 02:56 (four years ago) link
AOC used 'begging the question' in an improper fashion the other day; this is the only flaw i've noticed so far
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2019 03:04 (four years ago) link
hee hee
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 13 June 2019 04:15 (four years ago) link
Fox News' bullshit with her is so ham-handed yet their viewership is so fucking brain-dead that I guess it should count as being subversive. This rant brought on by reading a headline article about her on the site and immediately noticing that they painstakingly recreate every single ellipsis, "you know," repetition, and stumble in her speech when they quote her, which afaik they don't do for anyone else, obviously not for the Big Wet Prez. god, they're so pathetic.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 17 June 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
Mr. President, youāre from Queens. You may fool the rest of the country, but Iāll call your bluff any day of the week.Opening an impeachment inquiry is exactly what we must do when the President obstructs justice, advises witnesses to ignore legal subpoenas, & more.Bye šš½ https://t.co/4O9PNbYFki— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 17, 2019
― a large tuna called āJusticeā (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 June 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link
pleeeease respond directly to that, trump, pleeeease
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
she showed remarkable restraint in not adding "felicia"
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
kinda surprised Trump hasn't given her a dumb nickname yet. I'm sure my father-in-law could help.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
That was a Scavino tweet. There's no possible way he could spell her name correctly on the first try.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
I'm sure Trump will just call her Sandy
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
kinda surprised Trump hasn't given her a dumb nickname yet.
I think he realizes she is absolutely not scared of him, and as with any bully that sets him back on his heels a bit.
― I am curious (george) (slight return) (WmC), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
i'm sure he's workshopping "Slutty Cortez" on the golf course
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
Socialist Sandy
― a large tuna called āJusticeā (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
XP I imagine whenever he does respond, part of the attack will involve him not thinking she's a "10".
― a large tuna called āJusticeā (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
I was thinking Ditzy AOC, that seems to be the angle the right-wing media has been taking on her and I don't think Trump's creative enough to go in a different direction.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
AOC's best asset is how she bullies the bullies right back
― omar little, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
kyle walker?
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
has no one in power tried "Dumbfuck Donald" aka #DFD
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 17 June 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
just fyi i have tried a similar line on trump in my daydreams, and he comes back with "oh this one has a real foul mouth, just a real nasty mouth" and before i can get my response in the press goes crazy and starts shouting additional questions at him and the moment is over
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 June 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link
We need an investigative reporter to seek out his early classmates and ask what pejoratives they used while he was crammed in a locker with the band of his undershorts stretched over his head.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 June 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link