Stuff you see painted on the sides of trucks

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unfi
DRIVEN BY NATURE

HAIR
of the
DOG
A MOBILE PET SPA

one of my favorite things is custom messages painted on the back of dump trucks. one of my favorites is
HUMPIN' AND DUMPIN'

Good things
come from
SYSCO

― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs)

Reminds me of the fake commercial bit in Groove Tube/Kentucky Fried Movie (can never remember which skit is in which film):

Good things
come from
Uranus

BARN
TRUCK RENTAL
(Inside an oval)

Rent Me!
(Inside a star)

“Micro Mover”
( Written in script)

http://blog.presentandcorrect.com/for-trucks-sake

Love is temporary
(Red spraypainted graffito)

Rest Easy
PEST CONTROL

Your Pest...
Our Problem
(Surrounded by a representation, 2/3 Disney, 1/3 Bosch, of said pests)

DRIVER DOES NOT
CARRY SHOES.
JUST CASH

(illustration of leprechaun) MORAN TRANSPORTATION CORPORATION

PREP - CRETE
Concrete Surface Solutions
(Inside some sort of simple pointillist grid)

IMPERIAL
(Picture of winged helmet)
MOVING

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE MOVED

(Like the Angelika logo, but flipped)

https://i.imgur.com/UX7NIjC.jpg

in Comic Sans stickers on the back doors of an otherwise unmarked white van

couldn’t read the side of the Pat LaFrieda Meat Purveyors truck I just passed but I see them all the time, almost as much as W.B. Mason.

https://www.wbcheese.com/images/WBC_Ribbon_Logo-mouse-bullet.png

Just saw a Dave’s Killer Bread truck. Disturbing to see that logo writ large.

PUTS HUMAN FOOD TO SHAME

(didn't catch the brand. weird selling point for a pet food but ok)

this isn't a licence plate, but I drove for several miles behind a tractor-trailer truck whose back doors said

POTATOES MAKE CHOWDER BETTER
                                     
                           
                           
                           PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
                           CANADA'S VEGETABLE ISLAND

between the slogans was a grubby, peeling image of what appeared to be lobster chowder with gigantic (I'm thinking halved or quartered) chunks of potato. dumbest truck I've ever seen, but I can confirm that potatoes do make chowder better.

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, April 8, 2016 10:47 AM (four years ago)