saw people being really weird about that on twitter -- like 'how selfish!' or 'what an idiot; he didn't get it authenticated so now it's worthless'
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 May 2019 16:32 (one year ago) link
Ignore the headlines you'll read about this being Albert Pujols' first time back in St. Louis since 2011. Truth is, he never left at all.How Pujols' impact on those with Down Syndrome has continued to grow in STL even as he took a new uniform. https://t.co/5zNJNBtTBL— Jenifer Langosch (@LangoschMLB) June 20, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 June 2019 21:00 (one year ago) link
pujols gets a curtain call in STL after homering to deep left
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:37 (one year ago) link
Ricky Horton speaks for us all when he said “of the 20 great moments he had - we’re gonna have to get another piece of paper”
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:40 (one year ago) link
scandal: albert pujols' wife diedre says cardinals fans truly are "best in baseball", it's like they never left, and that the HR ranked as the greatest moment in his career.
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 22 June 2019 20:47 (one year ago) link
he passed pete rose for 8th place all time in total bases with that HR
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:18 (one year ago) link
just a little guy named steve sax up next on that list
jk, next up is babe ruth
2019 is almost in the books.
wrC+ 98, .249/.310/.449, -0.1 fWAR.
since the start of the 2015 season, he's been worth +0.1 fWAR overall, with his 1.6 WAR 2015 season balanced out by his -2.0 2017, and near-zero value for the other 3 years.
only 2 years and $59M left on his contract.
― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 15:50 (ten months ago) link
Prince Albert Pujols, he collecteth.
― clemenza, Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:54 (ten months ago) link
One key factor is the owners’ increasing use of analytics—sophisticated statistical metrics—to calculate a player’s value to the team and negotiate his salary accordingly. While many players believe that analytics can help improve their on-field performance, others remain skeptical.
“Put a computer on the mound and see if it will throw strikes, or put it at the plate and see if it can hit a fastball,” said future Hall of Famer Albert Pujols in the Los Angeles Angels’ locker room after a Labor Day weekend game.
not sure if he realizes that pitching machines are computerized, or that a computer-controlled bat with motion sensors could probably hit a fastball, if someone bothered to make it. not that is has anything to do with the point he was trying to make
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:59 (ten months ago) link
Pitching machines have no soul
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:12 (ten months ago) link
As a player whose career has essentially disintegrated in parallel with the rise of advanced analytics... I'm empathetic of his criticism of the advances. But then I remember dude is making zillions so then my empathy turns to straight up ROFL.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:49 (ten months ago) link
prince albert pujols turned 40 last week.
his ZiPS comp for 2020 is 1996 Eddie Murray
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 00:03 (six months ago) link
(trout's comp is 1960 mickey mantle)
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 00:04 (six months ago) link
only 2 years and $48M left on the contract
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 January 2020 00:10 (six months ago) link
According to my math, he'll earn $29M for the 2020 season.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 January 2020 01:13 (six months ago) link