Lot of Dickery on ilx this week
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 11:39 (four years ago) link
Hannah GAPDY (Whiney G. Weingarten)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
I got 99 Problems... and all of them are Luftballons
― mick signals, Friday, 2 August 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link
I got 99 problems and they're all Luftballons.— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 14, 2019
I've got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. Why do I have so many luftballons.— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) January 15, 2015
I got 99 problems with luftballons pic.twitter.com/NLQFxmTxpv— Eric Alper š§ (@ThatEricAlper) April 29, 2018
I just tied my 99 problems to my 99 Luftballons. Thanks, Nena!*Thinks of you and let's them go*— MMMMMMark (@Eightinchgoat) October 24, 2015
I got 99 problems and none of them are a red luftballons— if beale street could tweet (@BesharmKutti) January 29, 2018
Some of my early rap singles"Baby Got Side""99 Problems But Luftballons Ain't One""Nuthin But A GE Thing, sponsored by General Electric"— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 18, 2016
Remember when a chicks 99 problems were luftballons.. balloons ...good times— JeN (@Jenn_x2_) September 28, 2014
I wish my 99 problems were red luftballons so I could just let them go.— Elizabeth (@Slygirl08) March 22, 2014
I don't have 99 problemsUnless you count luftballons as problemsIn which case, OK, yeah— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) August 10, 2013
I don't have 99 problems, but I've got 99 Luftballons.— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) March 13, 2013
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
thought that'd be a sic post
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
haha I just laughed at each of those tweets but the german initial capital in Problems is what really makes it
― mick signals, Friday, 2 August 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
Dabei schoss man am HorizontAuf neun-und-neunzg Provolones
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 August 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
it's a fine display name. ... geez ... i feel bad reviving this thread now. ... but hey, at least no one is challenging my entertainment at "Hannah GAPDY" ... I do miss our old arguments about hipsters.
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
Feel free to take retweets in the spirit of āif you like that, youāll love theseā!
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
love retweets!
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
Not technically retweets.
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
u can search any pun/joke in twitter and theyāve all been done before by someone and it got like 2 favs
― flopson, Friday, 2 August 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
Thatās categorically untrue but even so Iād submit that if you find a dozen instances, some with hundreds of likes... itās a bit of an obvious one (which isnāt a crime!)
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
we should really have a thread for this
― sarahell, Friday, 2 August 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
Iām sure thereās a thread complaining about 99 problems jokes being played out but I donāt wanna revive a 10-year-old thread
― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Friday, 2 August 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.)
― just another country (snoball), Friday, 9 August 2019 21:47 (four years ago) link
tbf that is a dad joke classic
― imago, Friday, 9 August 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link
Often coupled with 'Eumenides Trousers'.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 August 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link
Indeed
― Another Fule Clickinā In Your POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link
Eurinides Trousers
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:16 (four years ago) link
Eustainides Trousers
― Another Fule Clickinā In Your POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link
Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)
simply claret
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 26 August 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link
Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac)
― YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
It's a wonderful world.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
what this old thing
― theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
the creator has a mazda van (NickB)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:56 (four years ago) link
Agnes Motƶrhead (rushomancy)
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Saturday, 7 December 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs)
― Legacy of Banality (cat skills), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 08:43 (four years ago) link
Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch)
― ā®ļø (peace, man), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link
yes ^^^
― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link
wow
― We Jam von Economo (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link
excellent
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link
GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague)
*honoured*
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 24 January 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
ā threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2)
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Monday, 30 March 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link
yes, back of the net
― Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 March 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link
Tintin Quarantino
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
š¤
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
did sam jackson not read that to ten billion people this week
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link
Okay, I just seen the name, I did not realize this was a meme or had any deeper history, searching around, this is about a fictional punk writer?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link
Is this some sort of slur now?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
No nothing associated with tintin is problematic
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
I am basically doing a bit because historically I have been grumpy when hundreds of ppl make the exact same (kinda v obvious) joke and then it is posted to one of these threads (This one has 6 pages of google results *before* 2019, idk about fictional punks itās just not that inspired)
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link
I was sweating that this might be some cryptic reference to Tintin In The Congo.
Good to know I was just amused by something thoroughly unwitty.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 3 April 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link
disappointed
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 3 April 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
> Boris the Spreader
just got this.
― koogs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 12:44 (three years ago) link
it's not great though. 6/10?
― koogs, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
better if you do the voice
― j., Wednesday, 8 July 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
The hidden bonus joke (the WHO) bumps it up a point imo
― Keirād flex (wins), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link