the finest of display names only

Queecuck or Cuckqueg? Help me decide, my dear libtards.

All humpbacks are bastards

Lot of Dickery on ilx this week

Hannah GAPDY (Whiney G. Weingarten)

I got 99 Problems... and all of them are Luftballons

I got 99 problems and they're all Luftballons.

— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 14, 2019

I've got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. Why do I have so many luftballons.

— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) January 15, 2015

I got 99 problems with luftballons pic.twitter.com/NLQFxmTxpv

— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) April 29, 2018

I just tied my 99 problems to my 99 Luftballons. Thanks, Nena!

*Thinks of you and let's them go*

— MMMMMMark (@Eightinchgoat) October 24, 2015

I got 99 problems and none of them are a red luftballons

— if beale street could tweet (@BesharmKutti) January 29, 2018

Some of my early rap singles

"Baby Got Side"
"99 Problems But Luftballons Ain't One"
"Nuthin But A GE Thing, sponsored by General Electric"

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) August 18, 2016

Remember when a chicks 99 problems were luftballons.. balloons ...good times

— JeN (@Jenn_x2_) September 28, 2014

I wish my 99 problems were red luftballons so I could just let them go.

— Elizabeth (@Slygirl08) March 22, 2014

I don't have 99 problems
Unless you count luftballons as problems
In which case, OK, yeah

— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) August 10, 2013

I don't have 99 problems, but I've got 99 Luftballons.

— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) March 13, 2013

thought that'd be a sic post

haha I just laughed at each of those tweets but the german initial capital in Problems is what really makes it

Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf neun-und-neunzg Provolones

it's a fine display name. ... geez ... i feel bad reviving this thread now. ... but hey, at least no one is challenging my entertainment at "Hannah GAPDY" ... I do miss our old arguments about hipsters.

Feel free to take retweets in the spirit of “if you like that, you’ll love these”!

love retweets!

Not technically retweets.

u can search any pun/joke in twitter and they’ve all been done before by someone and it got like 2 favs

That’s categorically untrue but even so I’d submit that if you find a dozen instances, some with hundreds of likes... it’s a bit of an obvious one (which isn’t a crime!)

we should really have a thread for this

I’m sure there’s a thread complaining about 99 problems jokes being played out but I don’t wanna revive a 10-year-old thread

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.)

tbf that is a dad joke classic

Often coupled with 'Eumenides Trousers'.

Indeed

Eurinides Trousers

Eustainides Trousers

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver)

simply claret

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp)

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac)

It's a wonderful world.

what this old thing

the creator has a mazda van (NickB)

Agnes Motörhead (rushomancy)

The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs)

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch)

yes ^^^

wow

excellent

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague)

*honoured*

― threnody for the victims of alan shearer (Matt #2)

yes, back of the net

Tintin Quarantino

🤐

wow

did sam jackson not read that to ten billion people this week

Okay, I just seen the name, I did not realize this was a meme or had any deeper history, searching around, this is about a fictional punk writer?

Is this some sort of slur now?

No nothing associated with tintin is problematic

I am basically doing a bit because historically I have been grumpy when hundreds of ppl make the exact same (kinda v obvious) joke and then it is posted to one of these threads

(This one has 6 pages of google results *before* 2019, idk about fictional punks it’s just not that inspired)

I was sweating that this might be some cryptic reference to Tintin In The Congo.

Good to know I was just amused by something thoroughly unwitty.

disappointed

> Boris the Spreader

just got this.

it's not great though. 6/10?