also "rightful heir". weird how much stock people put in the rules when obv no-one in this universe actually obeys them
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 6 May 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
also dany's claim is always very weird because it's predicated on the mad king being murdered and his reign ending that way as being a bad thing when he was obv terrible
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 6 May 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
xp every time Dany mentions her brother I groan and remember how he was the smarter but nearly as loathsome as Joffrey and at no moment do I feel bad about his fate
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
he was the worst, i was very stoked to see him getting his head melted
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 6 May 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link
there was another character who didn't have any prophecies or bloodlines backing him, but who nonetheless took a lot of actions to get himself into a position to rule something or other, and he was mostly treated as a villain.
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
the show is pretty hard on people who believe their own hype
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
one of my coworkers said that he could imagine Euron carrying around a bag of feral cats and throwing them at people
seems about right
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
Euron is the first Proud Boy of Westeros imo
― omar little, Monday, 6 May 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link
I couldn't completely agree with people referring to the Greyjoys as "the white trash of Westeros" but I get where they're coming from
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
Theon and Yara's dad going on about how Theon "didn't pay the iron price" for his fancy shirt which apparently means you only get a cool shirt if you take it off someone you killed was really something. And judging from Dad Greyjoy's look, he probably did that decades ago and never changed his shirt
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
implication was that they basically don't have commerce because paying the gold price for anything is ignoble. must be hard to do your grocery shopping on pyke
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 6 May 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
Dany and her storyline have been trash since at least season 3, if not 2. They literally repeated her one story 3 times: rulers refuse to obey her or capture her, then her dragon breathes fire and the rulers all die/surrender. Repeat. Which might explain why Dany is so tactically dumb: all she ever had to do was say Descarys and she won.
If she ended up being a Mad Queen it would be the most interesting thing to happen to her since she walked out of the fire in S1E10.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 6 May 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link
I agree (and I openly wished for it earlier itt I believe), but as other people have said, shoehorning that turn into the last few episodes is pretty shitty
― Simon H., Monday, 6 May 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
i sorta resent this show for it's full infiltration of my life, like i can't even buy grocerieshttps://www.foodkick.com/product/win_pid_5003600
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link
4☹4
― Evan, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
I hadn't connected this to the Mad King, but Missandrei's last word basically being "fire em up with the dragon" is really close to his last command of "burn them all"
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
not sure how they're going to justify the dragon being able to do much considering all the mega-crossbows on the ramparts
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 6 May 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link
maybe they can design some devices to eliminate big crossbows
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
bigger crossbows
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
I liked that they just stuck the big crossbows everywhere. Sort of thought they were going to fire Missandrei out of one when Danny etc turned up.
― Blandford Forum, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
so, did they use all that wildfire when blowing up ships and the big church, or does Tyrion know where the rest is?
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
it was a bit weird that the crossbow bolt had enough velocity to slice through a ship
xpost
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
*Dany
― Blandford Forum, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
giant thick armor, of course
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 May 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
bet Euron was touched that everyone knew about his baby already
― kinder, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
as someone posting about quite the luck developing the world's best anti-ship and anti-dragon weapon all in one xxxp
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 6 May 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
the worst version of this is Jaime sneaking in and blowing up the castle in King's Landing, closing the loop he started when killing the Mad King and rendering part of his life moot
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
it's called a ballista, guys
i believe 'big crossbow' is what qyburn's original prototype was called
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link
I mean, don't get me wrong, "big crossbow" does have a ring to it
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
i just rewatched the big crossbow reveal scene. so good.
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/maester-qyburns-big-anti-dragon-crossbow-looks-stupid-1797198333
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link
Cersei's on Arya's list, right?
― kinder, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link
I feel roasted by the fact the second comment on that article is someone being a pedant about ballista
not as bad as being dragon-roasted, but still
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link
― FernandoHierro, Monday, May 6, 2019 2:35 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
rods from god imho
― gbx, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link
It looked like Dany had 20 Unsulllied left in the KL stand-off, unless the rest were hiding behind the shrubbery.
― Lars Ulriac Quintet (Leee), Monday, 6 May 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link
either arya or jamie is going to kill cersie, the only question to me is which one. maybe arya will change her face to look like Jamie and do it mid-coitus.
― akm, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
Missandrei was really cute I'm sorry she lost her head.
― akm, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
Spoilers!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 May 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link
Just kidding
Killing Missanedei felt slightly pointless given they could have just shot Dany with the gigantic crossbows while she was standing there completely unshielded.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 May 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link
I was bothered that they could converse in that last scene considering how far they were from each other. Had to be more than 50 feet, and Tyrion et al didn't even have to shout.
― nickn, Monday, 6 May 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
I kept waiting for “fetchez la vache!”
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 6 May 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link
either arya or jamie is going to kill cersie, the only question to me is which one. maybe arya will change her face to look like Jamie and do it mid-coitus.― akm, Monday, May 6, 2019 9:58 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― akm, Monday, May 6, 2019 9:58 PM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
reverse mantis style
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 6 May 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link
Arya kills Cersei's unborn baby in the womb, takes its face, then kills Cersei from the inside out like a chestburster.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 6 May 2019 22:58 (four years ago) link
i'm hoping for a peasants' revolt
― goole, Monday, 6 May 2019 23:29 (four years ago) link
here's that game of groceries thing that bugged me if anyone careshttp://i.imgur.com/DUuDQFX.png
devil's advocate but if arya is going to kill someone with green eyes, couldn't that be cersei OR dany?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 06:49 (four years ago) link
I thought this episode was perfectly fine until the diabolus ex machina double whammy, where first Dany and the dragons don't see those massive ships approaching them despite flying high in the air, and then Euron is lucky enough that the one person he manages to capture from the sinking ships was the one who's death would anger Dany the most. I get it that they're trying to justify her wanting to burn King's Landing, but that's such an artificial way of getting there. Of course this show has always been known for unexpected character deaths, but in the previous seasons they usually resulted from people making bad but understandable decisions, not from characters being incredibly stupid or incredibly lucky.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 06:59 (four years ago) link
Also the ships only appeared to have crossbows on the front; seemed pretty vulnerable from a flying dragon approaching from the rear. Can't believe there'd be bad strategy afoot
― stet, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 09:54 (four years ago) link
but that's such an artificial way of getting there
The last two or three seasons in a nutshell.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 10:17 (four years ago) link