RIP David Brooks

Brooks seems like someone who simultaneously can't envision meaning without a concept of God, and wishes he could believe in religion without doubts like those good folks in the flyover states.

https://www.theonion.com/david-brooks-decries-incivility-of-modern-plumbing-afte-1834954527

go fuck yourself

https://i.imgur.com/DNE5bf5.jpg

drive yourself into a river of fire

he’s still alive huh

― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 January 2018 21:25 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

C'mon Dems. If you want David Brooks to leave the party he's been married to for decades, you have to put something on the table and be a little more centrist, willing to please, nubile, and sensuous.

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) June 28, 2019

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the fact that obama and biden take this fucking goon seriously is a real indictment of their worldview

Yes. We should all cater specifically to the needs and desires of David Brooks, because he is America's Everyman, perfectly typifying the lives we all lead as grossly overpaid NYT columnists and B-List media celebrities.

Cory Booker is a fan too, he loves The Second Wife.

I only wear New Balance because Nike was a goddess in a Greek culture that practiced slavery.

— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) July 2, 2019

holy shit he needs to be punched in the mouth

new balance also the choice of the discerning white supermacist for a while there iirc, makes u think

lol like there was ever a second of doubt that Brooks wears chunky white New Balance

kinda figured him for and1s tbh

he might be enough of an 80s yuppie to rock khaki shorts and loafers w no socks

hell I do

Yeah but you can pull it off

after extensive GIS research I regret to inform ilx that I cannot find pics of David Brooks wearing shorts, or anything other than a suit

I cannot find pics of David Brooks wearing shorts, or anything other than a suit

His one admirable quality. No man over the age of 30 should wear shorts in public, and that's being generous.

fortunately, unperson has always been a fount of generosity when Lord Sotosyn's involved.

a shitty columnist over 30 in shorts u say

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SnDSeirAm7I/AAAAAAAAY9k/FEqUPL1gHjs/s400/JonahGoldberginCar.jpg

His one admirable quality. No man over the age of 30 should wear shorts in public, and that's being generous.

― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, July 2, 2019 4:05 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

question: what do you wear when it's over 100 degrees every day so that you dont feel like dying

a: shorts, you fuckin weirdos

question: what do you wear when it's over 100 degrees every day so that you dont feel like dying

Where I live it (currently, but who knows in a few years) doesn't get above the mid 90s, but I wear jeans and T-shirts about 350 days a year. The rest of the time I wear khakis. I limit my time outdoors and keep the air conditioner on at home.

in general, life is better lived when you don't tell strangers what kind fo clothes they can't wear

if you (are a white guy over 30 and) don't wear shorts, your legs look weird and pale and spindly and hairy when you're naked

xpost

it (currently, but who knows in a few years) {...} keep the air conditioner on at home.

🤔

I limit my time outdoors and keep the air conditioner on at home.

what a thrilling existence

i mean no lie i spend a lot of time indoors bc the heat is oppressive but thats also why i wear shorts

https://media.giphy.com/media/l1K9DfyDTJoNmma3e/giphy.gif

what a thrilling existence

Home is where my books and CDs are. What does the outside world have that can compete? Other people? Fuck that.

the outside world has shorts

my man

men over 30 shouldn't wear jeans and tshirts almost every day

https://i.imgur.com/2YYDZjD.jpg

Feeling v attacked rn

It wasn't until I turned 35 that I got up the nerve to abjure the no-shorts-after-6-p.m. rule.

I will NOT wear band t-shirts though.

my summer clothes are cargo shorts and free t-shirts from when ive donated blood

Fuck u shorts shamerz die in a fire

The danger of a grown man wearing shorts is that he’ll look like an overgrown child, so you gotta be careful out there. Wearing a polo helps.

so long as it's not tucked in

I love how the last 10 posts could be sentences from a Brooks column.

not tucked in yes

otherwise shorts are appropriate all year round

I love how the last 10 posts could be sentences from a Brooks column.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, July 2, 2019 8:59 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao just trying to stay on topic

hey is david brooks dead yet?

he died from wearing shorts

His bobos fell out and got stepped on, RIP

bobo dick energy

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