I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

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They're not, but it's only funny if you're moderately familiar with the movie called The Room.

nickn, Friday, 3 May 2019 00:05 (six months ago) link

Yeah I should have said this one only makes sens if you know GoT and The Room

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:15 (six months ago) link

And no its not a spoiler, the comment was a speculative one.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:16 (six months ago) link

Well, it does spoil that Bran has a knee in the last season

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:22 (six months ago) link

i have been crafting an "H IS BLOBBY" joke for some days now

― mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:12 (yesterday)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rumour about the blobby investigation is that they have a man on the inside

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:23(yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 May 2019 12:14 (six months ago) link

a+

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 12:15 (six months ago) link

if your last name starts with B, please report to your local Dem party hq to pick up your presidential campaign starter pack

― rob, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:51 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:09 (six months ago) link

^ lol

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Saturday, 11 May 2019 02:45 (six months ago) link

:D

imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:24 (six months ago) link

you-know-who on a roll: Male culture

5 favrite kind of animal. jaguar. giraffe. (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 May 2019 19:53 (five months ago) link

on a droll more like .... yawn

sarahell, Monday, 20 May 2019 20:17 (five months ago) link

Who is ILX's Typo Champion?

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:24 (five months ago) link

it's not polite to laugh at complete idiots ;)

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:30 (five months ago) link

dont be fo hard on yourfelf

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:33 (five months ago) link

*vpon yourfelf

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:33 (five months ago) link

dont let me down km i'm banking on you now too

km not doin typos anymore (Will M.), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:35 (five months ago) link

xp vpon the fkulle ov a manne

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2019 16:20 (five months ago) link

This seems like a big deal:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/28/uk-and-territories-are-greatest-enabler-of-tax-avoidance-study-says

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:55 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Researchers claim Pope Catholic etc.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:09 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also a big deal.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also unlikely to change.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 10:34 (five months ago) link

Also, as much as I like 'Creep', it would be kinda neat if there was some discussion regarding the other 11 songs on this album.

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:03 PM (yesterday)

voting for "creep," love the part where the guitar goes chugga... chugga chugga

― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:38 (five months ago) link

swoosh

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:59 (five months ago) link

a thing of beauty

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 22:00 (five months ago) link

I thought it was a great line from the album, but also, you're an idiot

Perfect AI-generated ILM post.

― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, June 1, 2019 12:08 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Board description

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:39 (five months ago) link

Lol

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:56 (five months ago) link

I certainly wouldn't have blinked had you told me that quote was lifted from a legit ILM post.

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:58 (five months ago) link

Wait transformer said that?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:59 (five months ago) link

Btw did u guys know that i am ai?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:59 (five months ago) link

Transformer is the source of all pvmic

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:23 (five months ago) link

Treeshipper

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (five months ago) link

Hey guys, I just built a spotify playlist that includes all the songs discussed on the following genre threads:
Rolling Hip Hop
Rolling Pop
Rolling Country

Rolling Rock
Rolling Indie Rock
Rolling R&B

It's really simple, because I know it's just music. It's no more than a playlist and I'm just making this because I enjoy listening to all the genres. You can also check out some sample songs on YouTube if you really want to hear all the genres. In any case, if you want to download tracks and support this project go do that.

I've played this for months and I'm never too disappointed with the results. I'd recommend listening to a few tracks in the future to practice, you will grow from this, so I invite you to share this knowledge with others if you think you really have a sound that everyone should hear. It will hopefully inspire you and your team to continue working hard.

Thanks for checking this project out, and I hope it's inspiring and interesting to everyone.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:30 (five months ago) link

i mean, they kind of got me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:30 (five months ago) link

Treeshipper

― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (twenty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We hold these truths to be self-evident: actually, do we? I'm a little uncomfortable with some of the absolutist positions being flaunted among the online left. It feels like they haven't read enough art history. Should I get a dog and move to Europe?

imago, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:37 (five months ago) link

Pretty good

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:42 (five months ago) link

"How'dya like me now?"

Mark G, Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:36 (five months ago) link

I just want to congratulate the whole web team, we set some very ambitious targets for last quarter and all of us, everybody who worked late nights during the launch -- and Rich of course -- we really smanged those goals. Thanks, guys.

― mick signals, Wednesday, June 12, 2019 1:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rob, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 19:19 (five months ago) link

a "ken burns" is good name for a long, several part zing imo

― Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:31 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

godfellaz (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 June 2019 23:51 (four months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/qi9NLio.gif

pplains, Monday, 17 June 2019 01:00 (four months ago) link

don't know if deems is awarding a post itt the distinction or if i am being meta ken burns'd here, but that post made more sense in response to prolonged ken burns chatter on the zing thread

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 June 2019 22:53 (four months ago) link

its standalone legit imo

godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 23:11 (four months ago) link

it's important that i argue with you until any initial and sincere appreciation is squandered

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 June 2019 23:50 (four months ago) link

done

godfellaz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 00:08 (four months ago) link

bingeworthy

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 00:25 (four months ago) link

unbelievable: just fled an apartment showing where the tenants were not warned and the landlord managed to open the door on both tenants jacking off separately in their rooms

― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should've asked the landlord if he was going to keep their deposits

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:36 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:07 (four months ago) link

nice

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:21 (four months ago) link

that were good, that

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:25 (four months ago) link

alt-right dude i know is a logic king, he's big on how logical arguments are a sign of strength vs the weakness of emotional arguments.

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:03 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mostly his cold logic manifests itself in insanely emotional outbursts of transphobia and "don't believe women" posts

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:04 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lemme guess: dude ain't real big on Socratic method.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:06 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny how these geniuses are oblivious to the crucial function emotions play in survival, decision-making, etc huh

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

speaking as someone who has never felt themselves to be a strong logician, I've come to believe that most people wildly misapprehend what constitutes 'logic'

― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

generally, being very logical means you keep arguing and talking until the other person gives up or leaves

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:19 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

logic is just an excuse to treat people coldly and remorselessly sometimes

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:20 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a period in my past where my ways were definitely very "logical," and in retrospect, it was very much based in a lack of self-confidence and inability to deal with ambiguity

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:25 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even Spock sometimes cries.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:27 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but he's half oh hang on

― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:30 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2019 08:26 (four months ago) link

It's U.S. Maple not U.K. Maple

#thesecolorsdontrun

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 2:21 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:58 (four months ago) link

this is depressing me

― k3vin k., Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

biden would be a good guy to have as your 12 step sponsor

― Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Drink more

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Xp

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 28 June 2019 09:02 (four months ago) link

I don't even like Joy Division

― Οὖτις, Monday, July 1, 2019 2:02 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the goth "I don't even own a television"

― omar little

Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 03:12 (four months ago) link

Nice work turning 'permalink' into the smaller 'link', thus making accidental flag posting more likely

― imago, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:34 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

place can do with some more drama tbf

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:40 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thats for fuckin sure

― damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:41 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bookmarked you for that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:42 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:50 (four months ago) link


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