"daddy?"
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 28 April 2019 12:49 (five years ago) link
I compiled these commandments
― Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:50 (five years ago) link
Anyway, now that I've read then: well done.
― Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 28 April 2019 13:53 (five years ago) link
KINDERGARTEN CUM COMMUNE
seriously
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 28 April 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link
oh you mean you never got around to it. gotcha
tracer hand is a cop
― j., Sunday, 28 April 2019 16:04 (five years ago) link
What age are your students, Alfred? I'm going to use some of those with my Y11s (15/16 yr olds). Cheers.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 28 April 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link
Thank you! From eighteen to sixty-five.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 April 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link
Charles Boyer turning into Juliette Binoche.
My memoir title.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 April 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
Lol
― Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 28 April 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link
Using the Latin cum (pronounced "koom"), rather than the English "with", is an affectation, but not the worst affectation around. When spoken, it is easy to detect. When written it should be italicized to emphasize that it is Latin.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 28 April 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link
even italicization seems a bit affected when the meaning is apparent. am I wrong? isn't it commonplace now to just type out Latin phrases normally, or at least the more common ones?
but even when cum doesn't mean splooge, it really shouldn't follow the word kindergarten. especially not when the next word is a noun that can be modified by this pairing to make a really lulzy phrase like that
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 28 April 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
It could have been solved by putting dashes to indicate that it is a three-word phrase, like garage-cum-workshop.
Or heck, both dashes and italics. But that wouldn't have kept me (or you lot) from snickering.
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 28 April 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorlton-cum-Hardy
... the Bee Gees spent a large part of their childhoods there.
― Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 April 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
... not to mention Chorlton & the Wheelies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo6C_CebBqc
― Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 April 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link
the cum wheelies, call them by their name
― mark s, Sunday, 28 April 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
also: in latin it certainly means "with", but in english (as for example in that new yorker tweet) it doesn't mean "with", it's something more like "a cross between" -- hence it *isn't* latin and is only being put in italics to indicate it doesn't mean jizz (which of course draws even more attention to this meaning it doesn't have but can't shake off)
(lol shake off)
― mark s, Sunday, 28 April 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link
RIP chorlton on medlock
― ogmor, Monday, 29 April 2019 08:09 (five years ago) link
Getting increasingly pissed off with "gifted", which no-one (apart perhaps from lawyers) used in the UK until about five years ago, as I recall. We were all perfectly happy with "given" and "gave" back then. I heard a radio DJ announce at the weekend that Bowie had "gifted" All The Young Dudes to Mott the Hoople, which is almost certainly not the case.
― fetter, Monday, 29 April 2019 12:01 (five years ago) link
i saw 'mouse' used as a verb earlier today.
https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2019/04/20-years-ago-microsoft-changed-how-we-mouse-forever/
i mouseyou mousewe mouse
― koogs, Monday, 29 April 2019 12:03 (five years ago) link
"mouse over" has been computer-speak for "hover" for more than 20 years!
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 April 2019 12:11 (five years ago) link
I have never heard that before.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 29 April 2019 12:11 (five years ago) link
there's a JavaScript "event" called "onmouseover" which means "when the user puts their arrow over this bit"
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 April 2019 12:23 (five years ago) link
i will admit this is pretty niche
gift as a verb goes back to at least to milton, mouse as a verb is as old as cats
nouns becoming verbs has been an utterly absolutely basic process in (and strength of) english since the elizabethans at least tbh, if it genuinely distresses you go learn some other weedier language with declensions or equivalent nonsense
― mark s, Monday, 29 April 2019 12:36 (five years ago) link
calvin is correct, hobbes is wrong
― mark s, Wednesday, July 26, 2017 8:49 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mark s, Monday, 29 April 2019 14:02 (five years ago) link
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mouse#Verb . 1988 for computer mousing (mouse-over is, i think different, and more common). but there are 4 other definitions there i'd never heard of (a mouser, i guess is a thing that cats can be)
― koogs, Monday, 29 April 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link
"Please and thank you" is a trash way to ask for things
― p.j.b. (pj), Monday, 29 April 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link
calvin is correct, hobbes is wrong― mark s, Wednesday, July 26, 2017 8:49 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― milkshake chuk (wins), Monday, 29 April 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link
one that drives me nuts in my office is "sunset", as in "we'll be sunsetting this program over the next few months"
― One Eye Open, Monday, 29 April 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link
It drives me nuts when people abbreviate ‘thanks’ (an abbreviation itself) to ‘thx’.
― suzy, Monday, 29 April 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
sry
― After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 April 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link
THANKING YOU
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 April 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
'thx' is better than being gushed upon
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 29 April 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link
hey we've all got our own kinks
― After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 April 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
It drives me nuts when people abbreviate ‘thanks’ (an abbreviation itself) to ‘thx’
okay "suzy"
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 29 April 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link
Ta.
― Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Monday, 29 April 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
Can we at least agree that ‘thanx’ is a bit infra dig?
― suzy, Monday, 29 April 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link
I can see how 'thankyou' could be used as a noun - as in 'he'd been given so many thankyous it was starting to get embarrassing'. Clumsy (and ugly), but has a grammatical logic.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link
― One Eye Open, Monday, April 29, 2019 12:42 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg change jobs now even if it's taco bell for a season just GET OUUUTTT imo
― rip van wanko, Monday, 29 April 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link
That 'thankyou' was supposed to be on the 70s album thread! Duh.
― Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Monday, 29 April 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link
4 lettin me be mice elf
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:48 (five years ago) link
This recent adoption of "extra" as something of an abbreviation for extravagant.
"They had alpacas as ring bearers, it was so extra!"
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 10:14 (five years ago) link
Never heard of that one.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 11:03 (five years ago) link
how cringe
― fetter, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 11:23 (five years ago) link
my kids say this thing now all the time when they're mocking someone (which is all the time) which sounds like:"GAH-dee!"i assume it's fortnite related, like everything else they do. it drives me up the wall (which I'm sure is part of the point)
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 11:38 (five years ago) link
I can get grumpy as fuck about some "the youth using old words in new ways" things, and the likes of the casual "decimate," but my first "extra" was a thrilling moment. seeing an entirely new context around an ancient word (or word fragment), grokking it completely at once, and raising an invisible salute to whatever millennial in a purple crop-top had presumably conceived it.
I like onimo's attempt to translate it as a contraction of extravagant, too, a usage surely never contemplated by any of the first 200 ppl to deploy it in its new form
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 23:44 (five years ago) link
taking it back for the old ppl
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link
Booming post sic
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 02:23 (five years ago) link
yea 'extra' = histrionic (m/l)
I'm paying more attention to basketball these days..."looks" kind of drives me up the wall. Confined to shot-taking--"he had some open looks"--it's somewhat bearable. Defensively--"you can expect the Sixers to give Kawhi some new looks tonight--it grates.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 02:34 (five years ago) link