I'm Also in the Library and It's Raining: WINTER 2018/2019 GAY THREAD

onward!

I realized simultaneously that I’m irrationally attracted to the musician Josh Homme and that he also looks like what Bart Simpson would look like if he ever grew up

haha he totally does

ok nothing since Michelangelo but my ambitions are not flanked.

Meeting a young man last Friday of unspeakable beauty who turns out straight but wants to immediately set you up with his bi-curious good friend is one of life's more bittersweet moments.

u shoulda turned him owwwwwwwt

omg

I have a shaved head now

gonna trot it out at neighborhood leather night

!!! what will u wear?

my only leather jacket? maybe an A-shirt under

I only have stubble in patches on my head, so i kinda look like Globey from Pee-wee's Playhouse

it's at Excelsior if u wanna drop by :)

I'm at the library!

oh, the leather night was a week early this month, so fuck that.

ok so listen to my birthday plan

a drink at the village vanguard, then ALIENS at IFC at midnight tomorrow, and THEN a nightcap at pieces!!!!!!!!!!

ah i coulda seen Aliens on Mothers Day

i might go to Pieces if i'm awkake! it'd be almost 3 tho

haha same cuz of the late movie! i'll look for you :)

thats what i meant :D

Happy early birthday!

:D :D thank you

I have fewer than 50 days left before I turn 40. :-/

you're still pretty fly. welcome to full adulthood!

and the AARP spam

omg i get so much aarp spam

so like i gained 10 pounds

i don't know how i let this happen but i keep eating pints of ice cream

i think i'm not gonna stress it?

I too have gained about 10 pounds in the last couple years. It’s all happening. It’s finally happening.

i mean here's the honest thing about it
i really do think i'm ok looking with a little pudge and makeup looks better on me when i have the baby fat
so WHATEVER
also i'm sure your ten are like toned and aerobicized

mine (more like 30 lbs) are not, and the boys in their 20s like it

ok that's encouraging

hey y'all !!

i ran into Stevie yesterday at the local farmer's market. it was a very lesbian moment for two ilx gays.

kisses,
tabes

hey table, hope you are well! x

i want to meet gay friends at farmers markets!

<3

It's not gay but it feels gay to walk in the sun to the market to get the natural deodorant and the hair oil I like

Also, completely bizarrely, I didn't know who Cazwell was until 30 minutes ago

i love arm and hammer natural deodorant, it's the only one with the texture and consistency i appreciate

I use Weleda. Very sagey

i use Aesop but that's because after working there for several years i literally have trouble with any other scent.

I love Aesop but $$$$ so I switched

yeah, i know. i figure that most deodorant that costs $7 lasts me a month, so spending $35 on one that lasts me 4-5 months is okay, though i might just be justifying one of my only very bougie spending habits.

i've stopped wearing deodorant :p but i'm not a very smelly guy so i can get away w/ it almost every day esp in fall/winter/spring

i got expensive french deodorant as a gift but it was an anti perspirant & it made my pits weirdly sticky so i don't use it... ive just been using tom's when i do indulge

I used Tom's for a while but it gave me a rash (!)

my indulgence is hair gel or wax

(no surprise)

i have no indulgences, esp when Mallomars go away in the summer

soooooooooo i just had a chicken sandwich thing from shake shack and it was game changing, i really didn't know

their burgers are a consolation in the Loop

can i ask you guys like a gay tech question
ok, as gay people, do you own a apple or pc computer?

Apple

which model??

PC

what kind A? i'm getting a thinkpad!!!!!!!!!!!!