Avengers: Infinity War

No credits sequence. I waited. People groaned.

Would've paid to see just that.

I was just posting a tweet fwiw, but since I'm here...

fair enough if you don't like superhero movies but it's not as though erasing them at a stroke would fill the multiplexes with things you want to see. you'd just get different "blockbuster" crap delivered at a generally lower level of care and quality.

No, I would absolutely enjoy having different flavors of action blockbuster crap available at the same time because variety is better.

Alien vs John Wick

Thanos dropping a bunch of alien xenomorph eggs would have been a twist

Disney/Fox merger makes it possible! Hawkeye being chased by aliens reminded me of Aliens.

Anyone else think they should have maybe waited to introduce Captain Marvel in the next round of movies? She's cool, but doesn't add much but a couple of deus ex moments, and even that doesn't honestly add much that they couldn't have done some other way. Did like her flinch-free fight with bad, though.

other than the wakanda backdrop, they did the same thing to black panther with the timing of the last round of movies

I like Hawkeye constantly feeling in the redheads when his wife isn’t around

Feeling up that is

i wonder how much natalie portmangot paid for this without having to do a single second of shooting any new footage

Probably more than 95% of ilxors make in a year

"Still don't know what Scar Witch does." she does goth dance moves and shoots flames from her hands

why did none of peter parkers friends age 5 years? why is marissa tomei still completely hot? these are questions I want answered in Spiderman: The Homecomening

sorry I guess it's Far From the Homecomening.

if all Parker’s friends got snapped out of existence too they wouldn’t have aged

good thread

Sometimes it's fun to remember that 101 Dalmatians probably sold more tickets than every blockbuster of the past decade

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) April 27, 2019

Enjoyed this, though the Joe Biden campaign ad ending was pretty annoying. Might've been saved if Agent Carter had grabbed America's ass just before the credits.

I sensed during Ant-Man's return to empty streets that the filmmakers had seen Testament, so that was neat.

good thread

Particularly the bit where someone links to some supporting evidence that doesn't support it at all.

It must be annoying being Captain Marvel if her super power is that wherever she goes, women suddenly appear.

(though the sound of the barrel being scraped to get a screen-full undercuts the point a little)

There was... a lot of fan service

Having viewed a late showing I was too tired to notice if anything particularly interesting was going on in the giant battle scene because the screen was like some post-apocalyptic Where’s Waldo

I guess the only thing was introduction of Pepper? Who, tbh, I first mistook for Captain Marvel in armor. And hammer payoff? That was great.

In the end, the biggest hero was Jon Favreau, for letting a small child help him through grief issues.

The small kid from Iron Man 3 was the taller kid in the funeral with everyone at the end - though I couldn't place the two people off on the right as the camera turned left.

I started crying when I saw the bench at the end.

Pepper was in some of the previous films, Josh.

Sky’s the limit I guess:

y 10:14 PM post: And with a snap, Avengers: Endgame is swelling, just as expected. Industry estimates as of last night for Friday stand at $158.3M (including $60M record previews), which is $39.2M more than Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ opening and single day record of $119.1M. And as for the weekend, this morning the range is between $349M-$356M off the widest theatrical release ever of 4,662. Saturday is expected to ease between -30% and -35% for a take between $102M-$110M.

i think he meant pepper in iron man armor

my son had to tell me who the kid was at the end (harley from iron man 3? I don't remember that at all)

cobie smulders was up there getting a wordless cameo.

I couldn’t place the kid from Iron Man 3. Nice callback

Yeah, I meant Pepper in armor. I miss things, but not usually characters that have appeared prominently in other movies.

Speaking of which, who was missing at the funeral? Clark Gregg?

Assuming the Black Widow movie is going to be a prequel/origin story?

And wondering what they do with the Scarlet Witch & Vision show with Vision currently dead.

I thought it was a nice touch that the line that kicked off the appearance of public super heroes, Stark announcing “I am Iron Man” at the end of the first MCU movie, is the line that ends the action in this one, bookending the entire thing

Yes, Pepper Potts in an Iron Man suit, as in Iron Man 3.

I totally forgot about her in the suit there. Did she fight? I just remember like 300 iron men flying around an abandoned factory fighting fire-breathing ... Iraq war vets?

I told one of my kids that while a good memory of the other films was not necessary, the better you remember them and the more familiar you are with them the better much of the fan-service payoff in this is. But really, it's the time travelin' "look how far we've come" final film in a long running series of overlapping characters, of course it's going to be fan-service-y.

Re: Black Widow, Captain America had to put all the cosmic cubes back where they got them, right? Which means giving it back to Dead Red Skull? Which can mean all sorts of stuff.

They’d return it to the planet, right? He didn’t possess it, he was just stuck as its sentry

I think that's just going to be glossed over tbh.

The fight scene at the end wasn't best served by everyone having to have a turn, though I understand that's one of the points of the movie.

But yes, Captain America showing up to return it only to find the Red Skull would be messed up

There were a lot of things that could be nitpicked and I appreciate there were unexplained things all over the place. Hopefully that doesn’t mean we get a spin-off to “solve” every plot piece, though.

I saw somewhere that the Black Widow movie was always intended to be a origin/prequal, and therefore it may or may not have ScarJo.

Since we're in spoilers, the highlights were Ruffalo Hulk (particularly when he's trying to blend in as the OG Hulk) and Lebowski Thor.

Also I can hear some of Captain America fandom setting shit on fire about the Straightwashing of Steve Rogers

"Straightwashing"?

The current state of Hulk was really bleak! The jokes about Thor got more laughs in the theater and his status was more fleshed out, but Hulk being a shadow of both his former selves acting like he’s a mascot.. sheesh

Thor’s apartment shack was a gift to everyone who liked the short film about his time in Australia with a roommate and I loved that

I've already heard the term "Thorbowski."

Re: Vision, I suppose Captain America could have just returned the stone to him, right? Anyway, like I said, lamp shading and hand waving at the same time seems like a good way to avoid these headaches, there's really no reason they need to be worked out logically.

I kind of consider that* to be a different level of nitpicking than the more 'practical' questions, like does this mean that half of Peter Parker's class is now college-aged? And is the next Spider-man film set in 2023?

Or as my girl, who is both smarter and grimmer than me, pointed out - unless the Earth was producing twice as much food as it needed 'just in case', Thanos is about to be proved right.

*but this distinction may only exist in my head

thanos wiped out half of all living things, which presumably includes crops and livestock, so it’ll all work out fine *cough*

i mean in that they all returned to life, one assumes

that was the implication of them looking out the window and seeing birds on the tree outside avengers hq where there were none

"Clark Gregg?"

isn't he dead? I can't keep any of that shit straight. I think he's dead on Agents of Shield, which I don't watch.

No one knows what the deal with the Black Widow movie is. I believe ScarJo is confirmed to be in it. So is someone named Florence Pugh who is a lot younger and looks an awful lot like her to me; what I read was that she was playing opposite her but I could see her playing a younger version.

I was sitting next to a bunch of teen super fans and one of them lost their fuckin mind when cap picked up mjolnir

Like, if you are going to do that at all in this movie, that's pretty much the time you are going to do it.

just got out of the movie. more thoughts later, but greatly amused that Thor is now full on Australian.

audience i saw it with clapped loudly at two bits: cap picking up mjolnir, and avengers assembling.

One of the trailers before was for Men in Black International, so I assume Hemsworth has not gone full Bale / Phoenix.

Had he not said the latter yet? It was a weird time to do it, because he waited until after they had assembled. Then again, he was staring at Thanos, so maybe he didn't notice them all lined up around and behind him. "Avengers! Asse ... oh, hey guys, didn't see you there. Let's get him!"

While I thought the Thor stuff was maaaaaybe not as funny as it thought it was, I do absolutely love how they kept him like that for the whole film. No magic "restore me to my former glory!" moment, the closest he gets is braiding his beard.