Bond #25: NO TIME TO DIE

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ahh, the ol’ post-oscar cash-grab

we love to see it don’t we folks, we love it

Campaign For Dean Gaffney To Be The New James Bond (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 April 2019 21:57 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

We got title, we got release date:

Daniel Craig returns as James Bond, 007 in… NO TIME TO DIE. Out in the UK on 3 April 2020 and 8 April 2020 in the US. #Bond25 #NoTimeToDie pic.twitter.com/qxYEnMhk2s

— James Bond (@007) August 20, 2019

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:20 (three months ago) link

even bond needs to turn the phone off and recharge, build some time into schedule to work on himself, and rejuvenate. if there is no time, we have to make time

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:23 (three months ago) link

you do have time to die, james. it starts with the idea that you do, in fact, have time.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:24 (three months ago) link

a time to die, a time to choog

maffew12, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:27 (three months ago) link

tired: getting Phoebe Waller-Bridge to do "feminist" punchup
wired: casting Phoebe Waller-Bridge as the fist Bond girl to peg Bond

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:00 (three months ago) link

Nice Freudian slip there.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:05 (three months ago) link

Also we got synopsis:

In No Time To Die, Bond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leiter from the CIA turns up asking for help. The mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist turns out to be far more treacherous than expected, leading Bond onto the trail of a mysterious villain armed with dangerous new technology.

Mysterio er wait.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:08 (three months ago) link

wired: casting Phoebe Waller-Bridge as the fist Bond girl to peg Bond

BOND: Did she say I have a big asshole!?!?

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:18 (three months ago) link

Nice Freudian slip there.

oh there was no slip involved

Simon H., Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:54 (three months ago) link

felix leiter again huh. the most boring bond character.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:14 (three months ago) link

leiter is good...

for feeding to a shark

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:16 (three months ago) link

How many times has Leiter died or been horribly maimed in the Bond series?

omar little, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:20 (three months ago) link

maimed in licence to kill. never killed. i looked this up even before your post.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:48 (three months ago) link

Craig even looks like he can't be bothered in that 2-second promo clip

Number None, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:49 (three months ago) link

I like this daft film title

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:52 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqDwqdSF6Ec

dinnerboat, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:06 (three months ago) link

felix leiter again huh. the most boring bond character.

― adam the (abanana)

But Jeffrey Wright is good.

chap, Saturday, 31 August 2019 17:39 (three months ago) link

Wasn’t D. Craig supposed to quit the role like 2 Bond movies ago !?

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:02 (three months ago) link

After his second one?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:45 (three months ago) link

Eheh ok maybe one movie ago !
Wasn’t he supposed to quit before the previous one ? So with this one that would be 2 movies after he was supposed to leave.
Anyway, it seems like his successor has been discussed for years.

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:49 (three months ago) link

that's just part of being Bond or Doctor Who, ppl are always fantasy casting the next one as soon as the current one is announced

this has probably been amplified in Craig's case bcz iirc his Bond goes rogue and quits MI5 in every single movie, hence incel dipshits losing their minds over a lady temporarily having his locker number at the start of the next one

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:55 (three months ago) link

Oh ok. I thought he had made an announcement or something.

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:56 (three months ago) link

He was contracted for four films. Four days after the last one wrapped an eight-month shoot, while hungover first thing in the morning, he was asked if he was thinking about the next one at that moment:

Now? I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists. No, not at the moment. Not at all. That’s fine. I’m over it at the moment. We’re done. ...For at least a year or two, I just don’t want to think about it.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 08:32 (three months ago) link

aka every comment Robert Smith has ever made about the current tour being the last one.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:32 (three months ago) link

robert smith for bond or gtfo

Gareth Jones, Godzilla’s assistant (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:35 (three months ago) link

BOND #26: CUT HERE

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:43 (three months ago) link

Ahah yeah R. Smith could be an interesting ott dark Bond. A lot of CGI action scenes to be planned !

AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:03 (three months ago) link

BOND #27: A NIGHT LIKE THIS

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:22 (three months ago) link

BOND: Do you expect me to cry?
GOLDFINGER: No.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:24 (three months ago) link

Bond Girl Elise Inmypantz

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:34 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

sting AND jack savoretti? wow pls stop you're spoiling us

Teaser Poster and Trailer for #NoTimeToDie are finished and about to be revealed to the world. Sting and Jack Savoretti in final talks to sing the theme-tune for the movie. pic.twitter.com/NCp6pdOfhK

— Marcos Kontze (@marketto007) September 26, 2019

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:15 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Hollywood Liberalism is making environmentalists or Occupy or Antifa the villain instead of a Koch Brother because the Koch Brother would be too obvious and the other one is more narratively interesting but also you hate the Lefty activist for reasons you can't articulate https://t.co/E4e8CkPHrK

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) October 27, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 October 2019 13:52 (one month ago) link

Bond absolutely would have voted Leave.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 28 October 2019 18:50 (one month ago) link

Bond felt what almost amounted to contempt for the neverending wrangling of the politicians, media and public over the European Union. He knew the real events that governed the world took place beneath the surface, in another world, a world that few would see until it erupted onto their screens as an unexpected war, a politician’s disappearance, or the downing of a plane. A hapless or intrepid journalist might stumble on the edges of it, and wash up dead a week later on the shores of the South China Seas, in a Balkan ghetto, or in a rented room in Paddington. This wasn’t something controlled by public debate and rotten politicians. Behind those events were dangerous men. Shadowy, capricious gamblers who held the world’s fate between their thumb and forefinger. And in five minutes one of them was going to walk into the St James’ club where Bond was drinking a scotch and water, and ask if he had a light.

imo.

Fizzles, Monday, 28 October 2019 19:12 (one month ago) link

v good

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 28 October 2019 19:44 (one month ago) link

x post BrahhhVOE, old man!

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 28 October 2019 20:22 (one month ago) link

Well done!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 03:51 (one month ago) link

ha, thanks - i just wanted to play out a hunch that Fleming wdve written Bond as outside grubby politics and slightly contemptuous of it all. Fleming himself - an Empire figure, and like many people of his age were they still around - would have been Brexit. And the silly patriotic eyebrow-ironically-raised bombast of the recent films is of course v brexity.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 06:26 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

daniel craig lookin' leathery

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:43 (one week ago) link

enh

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:45 (one week ago) link

god almighty are they still doing "i'm too old for this shit?"

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:46 (one week ago) link

I'm getting too old for I'm getting too old for this shit

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:47 (one week ago) link

also is it just me or are there some very awkward beats in that trailer

Simon H., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:57 (one week ago) link

This looks dope, I don't know what jaded ish y'all are on

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:29 (one week ago) link

Although I reserve the right to be extremely pissed when they kill the black female 00 to explore Bond's feelings

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:30 (one week ago) link


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