Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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mold-breaking, once again spellcheck singles me out as not CUK material

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link

I once posted a very offensive tweet (not with my current account but one .. lol using my real name) to the Military Wives Choir account when they had a christmas single out. I wouldn't do that kind of thing now and was an angry young (late 30's) man at the time and pissed up. GCHQ would have me arrested + on the front cover of the Mail for the same offence these days!

calzino, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

Wow if even you were susceptible to losing your temper it could happen to anyone. Chilling

milkshake chuk (wins), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

lol

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

well these days posting offensive/treasonous stuff about the armed forces is probably quite dangerous you know!

calzino, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:44 (five years ago) link

Was it about which Military Wife u'd shag first?

alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

no nothing like that!

calzino, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

I personally asked every single military husband to commit war crimes on my behalf in various Asian countries, feel like unwavering social media support is the least we can do in return.

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

I told them I certainly hoped they did get some boxes for christmas after hearing that awful bullshit single of theirs, not really good - but how I rolled at the time.

calzino, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

calz so shook by this memory that he ended a post with a full stop

blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

I am cringing at the memory tbf, but butchering apostrophes and overusing exclamation marks is more my game than missing full stops fya :p

calzino, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link

The exclamation mark thing is what sic was alluding to

milkshake chuk (wins), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

Man who will explain all the posts when I’m dead and gone

(Oh right, sic)

milkshake chuk (wins), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link

I once posted a very offensive tweet (not with my current account but one .. lol using my real name) to the Military Wives Choir account when they had a christmas single out. I wouldn't do that kind of thing now and was an angry young (late 30's) man at the time and pissed up. GCHQ would have me arrested + on the front cover of the Mail for the same offence these days!

― calzino, Wednesday, April 24, 2019 11:31 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark

this is priceless

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

Need exact wording please

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link

god no please, I'll be getting arrested and fp'ed!

calzino, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

not so much cancelled as andy capp'd

imago, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link

Liking how LORD Adonis is being kicked like a little bitch. So far these Euro Parliament elections are nothing but pure joy.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

that fucking guy is just... how do you get that old with so little grace and self awareness .. oh yeah I forgot he is a Blairite cunt.

calzino, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:10 (five years ago) link

Well enjoy the guy beating himself up. Must've hurt to have these words against his name:

Oh dear...This is what happens when you’re forced to toe the pro-Brexit Corbyn Labour line... what a pity. pic.twitter.com/7YV3L3ArXp

— Chris Leslie (@ChrisLeslieMP) April 24, 2019

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link

And here's another grifter begging not to be sacked in the morning:

Since I announced my Change UK candidacy I’ve been accused of Islamophobia – it’s nothing short of a smear campaign https://t.co/BFaCq8345Y

— Nora Mulready (@NoraMulready) April 24, 2019

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link

xp
this menace of the attempted online grooming of vulnerable ppl needs to be dealt with!

calzino, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link

It is with a heavy heart that I say that it's time for the decent members of Change UK The Independent Group to leave, and form a new centrist party

— RopesToInfinity (@RopesToInfinity) April 24, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 April 2019 07:46 (five years ago) link

was racism a problem in the party before heidi allen became leader ?

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Thursday, 25 April 2019 07:55 (five years ago) link

Jared O'Mara might be on the Labour frontbench by now if he'd been able to get Drowned In Sound to delete all his posts

― soref, Wednesday, April 24, 2019 6:46 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Instead there's nowhere for him to go, only Change UK will have him in this state.

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/politics/jared-o-mara-shuts-his-office-for-a-month-after-losing-all-his-staff-1-9729964

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 April 2019 07:55 (five years ago) link

meanwhile...in England... pic.twitter.com/0SfB0U0XqY

— Julie Gerstein (@havethehabit) April 24, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 April 2019 07:56 (five years ago) link

MLC waiver applied for on the grounds of compelling illegal content

I registered for a Telegraph Premium account just to read the piece about the man who simply wishes to kiss a ship and I am not disappointed pic.twitter.com/iBMoJN787k

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) April 24, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 April 2019 07:57 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D49FgBoXkAAnQlt.jpg:large

lol, obv the trots have a boiler room and an army of bots making them look like racists, you weapon!

calzino, Thursday, 25 April 2019 08:24 (five years ago) link

it's a bit much resigning because somebody lied about you on the internet

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 April 2019 08:27 (five years ago) link

Resigning because you lied about yourself on the internet is even weirder.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 April 2019 08:28 (five years ago) link

i'm certain that the rest of the CUK MPs are hugely embarrassed by Gapes and constantly laughing at him behind his back

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 April 2019 08:29 (five years ago) link

"far left trot trolls" is a tongue-twister for the 21st century tho

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 April 2019 08:30 (five years ago) link

https://members.tortoisemedia.com/2019/04/25/the-shadow-of-empire/content.html?sig=uf1AIFQvLmWd86cC3WSIyw4ea24PGozQsEz_3NKIBYU

It has led to a serious misreading of Brexit as imperialism. In fact most Brexiter thought is radical liberal, dreaming of a return to unilateral free trade. Boris Johnson and others pepper speeches with references to cheap imported food, clothes and shoes for British workers. On the other hand, much of the campaign for Brexit recalled the nationalism of the 1960s and 1970s: take back national control, fund the National Health Service, keep out immigrants – Europeans as well as non-Europeans – a time when Labour was the anti-EEC party.

Does anyone from useful idiots to true believers really believe a country with the population of 64 million, and a relatively tiny manufacturing industry has some post-brexit imperialist future? Even poorly educated, tabloid reading fuckwits brexit voters that I talk to see that our domestic plutocrat shitheels like Dyson are outsourcing everything to fuck, and being a satellite of the behemoth China is much more likely our future. The only people misreading brexit as an imperialistic project are deranged numpts like Gavin Williamson, whose opinions truly don't count. But I still like reading Edgerton a lot, especially on 40's/50's Britain.

calzino, Thursday, 25 April 2019 09:07 (five years ago) link

Right, but that's because perfidious Continentals are holding you back, stuffing your dues into the engines of Germany.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 April 2019 10:55 (five years ago) link

Stuffing our what into what now

alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 25 April 2019 12:04 (five years ago) link

Yeah fair point, I hadn't actually read that out!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:08 (five years ago) link

Meanwhile, the traditional home for racists delivers ...

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/25/tory-candidates-suspended-over-racist-and-inflammatory-posts

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 April 2019 14:46 (five years ago) link

hard to believe that people with repellent racist and Islamophobic views could end up in the party historically dedicated to resisting social change and to suppressing minority rights

Neil S, Thursday, 25 April 2019 14:51 (five years ago) link

a LOT of seumas milne conspiracism on the TL this week

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

this was perhaps the most egregious, considering LOTO was recently hit on the head, a labour candidate was punched in the face on the doorstep and a labour councillor’s house was shot up

If you take out the leader the others fall with him... which one’s Seamus Milne?! pic.twitter.com/sj54SIEm08

— Rachel Riley (@RachelRileyRR) April 16, 2019

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

not to mention a labour MP was literally murdered in the recent past

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/apr/25/may-faces-calls-for-inquiry-over-huawei-leak

Getting MI5 in to interrogate half the leadership contenders with threats of prosecution under the OSA would be hilarious.

Javid, Williamson and Hunt have explicitly denied it themselves. It sounds like Mordaunt and Fox have relied on others to deny it for them. I find it hard to believe it is going to have been anyone other than The Disgraced Former.

ShariVari, Friday, 26 April 2019 01:07 (five years ago) link

It would be a glittering end finale-to-act-three-of-fourteen of his career.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 26 April 2019 05:47 (five years ago) link

If a cab minister is found out and prosecuted then can't be an MP anymore?

xyzzzz__, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:27 (five years ago) link

that's a big bunch of if, who is doing the finding and the prosecuting here?

mark s, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:32 (five years ago) link

they're all good lightning rods brent

mark s, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:33 (five years ago) link

It’s possible to be an MP from prison iirc.

Tim, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:33 (five years ago) link

case in point: fiona onasanya is still an MP

mark s, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:38 (five years ago) link

parliamentary rules = less than a year's sentence and it's all cool

mark s, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link

Fiona Onasanya is under recall petition right now.

suzy, Friday, 26 April 2019 09:41 (five years ago) link


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