Whoa, we did NOT see this coming. pic.twitter.com/qMw4cU1suw— ClickHole (@ClickHole) April 22, 2019
― person industrial complex (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link
that instagram story from sophie turner is haunting me. kind of in awe of her ability to create such cursed content
― mh, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 03:54 (five years ago) link
Night King coming after Bran next week seems a lock now which is a shame because seeing him fly south, lay waste to KL and the Golden Company before reanimating their armoured corpses would be fun. Or maybe that's for episode 4 but not including Cersei two weeks in a row seems wrong too.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58461356_10157355716046738_826687020142166016_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQnR36TFhZS1Zt0r-NsTzp2Bym8x8P3VJP965PRfTEePsm5F8oFFv2KH_mrc_yuAK0k&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=10ab1153743b916496f20b7840b46780&oe=5D74F867
― nickn, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
that made me lol
― kinder, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
That's hideous, I love it.
― Perfect Leee Cromulent (Leee), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
yeah that is amazing
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
It just struck me that NK would know that King's Landing existed because they brought a living fucking white walker there.
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Thursday, 25 April 2019 00:01 (five years ago) link
hmm that does appear to be a plot device that blows a hole in things!
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2019 03:31 (five years ago) link
It’s occurred to me that with all that dragonglass hanging around Winterfell there’s the potential for them to Do A Benjen on any character who is Got and save them from becoming a total zombie.
― Madchen, Thursday, 25 April 2019 07:20 (five years ago) link
I guess I don't really understand how uncle Benjen came to be
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link
the children of the forest shoved some dragonstone in his chest to stop him turning evil so now he's just undead. Not sure why no-one has come up with dragonstone implants for the human army yet but maybe that's to come.
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link
sorry I mean dragonglass not dragonstone
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:19 (five years ago) link
A child of the forest, within 3 and a half seconds of meeting a human: “The First Men called us ‘the Children’, but we were born long before them”Everyone else: “whoa we literally just met”
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:28 (five years ago) link
I assumed the whole Benjen thing was a "children of the forest can do real magic" thing where they can do things the humans can't
Then again, Cersei's mad scientist maester guy made the Mountain into whatever the hell he is now, so maybe they don't have an exclusive claim.
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link
yep there's what, 5 different ways of being brought back from the dead now? white walker, children of the forest, whatever Paul Kaye did, melisandre's method, maester qyburn's technique?
― thomasintrouble, Thursday, 25 April 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link
the mountain was not quite dead iirc
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link
The one thing (aside from Cersei dying) that is absolutely 100% guaranteed to happen is that Yara will turn up with the Iron Fleet right in the nick of time.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 April 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link
Thoros and Melisandre did the same thing i.e. be priests of the LoL and pray a lot
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 25 April 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link
nit picky but I think the mountain was going to die since oberyn's weapon had poison on it.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link
right. not quite dead yet
― Evan, Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link
is Ellaria Sand still in that dungeon being kept alive? serious question.
― omar little, Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
because i mean if anyone would really want to kill Cersei maybe more than anyone...
bring back Dorne, is all I'm saying. Show us some sand snakes we haven't met yet.
― omar little, Thursday, 25 April 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
priests of the LoL
No kidding.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 April 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link
smoke monster in the crypt gonna clear up all our questions
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 April 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link
Wight Sands
― nashwan, Thursday, 25 April 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link
There are a bunch of dragon skeletons at King’s Landing too.
― Madchen, Friday, 26 April 2019 06:01 (five years ago) link
ooo thats a good point.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 26 April 2019 06:49 (five years ago) link
That'd be some deep foreshadowing if that's what's going to go down.
― chap, Friday, 26 April 2019 08:31 (five years ago) link
In other words, that would have been one of the things GRRM told them was part of the ending...
― Frederik B, Friday, 26 April 2019 10:37 (five years ago) link
I'm convinced that will happen now.
― chap, Friday, 26 April 2019 10:40 (five years ago) link
King's Landing dragons were tiny iirc
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, 26 April 2019 12:19 (five years ago) link
ydrc: https://youtu.be/KTRxqwkMvm8
― Vernon Locke, Friday, 26 April 2019 12:56 (five years ago) link
The dragons got smaller and smaller over the decades, until the last dragon was the size of a cat when it died. But it wasn't just that House Targaryen had stunted the growth of the world's greatest weapon. The Dragonpit was also where many dragons were killed by an angry mob during an infamous event known as the Storming of the Dragonpit.
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, 26 April 2019 13:13 (five years ago) link
They have a bunch of big dragon skulls under the palace (or is it the Red Keep?) as we saw a few times (and as is referred to even in the redesignef title sequence which may be a big hint too) but reanimating decapitated dragons might not be that useful. Any intact ones even cat sized yes of course.
― nashwan, Friday, 26 April 2019 13:40 (five years ago) link
would you rather fight one disembodied zombie dragon head or a dozen cat-sized zombie dragons
― mh, Friday, 26 April 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link
Definitely one disembodied head
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 April 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link
I wouldn’t want to fight 12 normal cats, let alone dragon cats. A disembodied head, I will take that on regardless of species
What if it can levitate and breathe fire
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 26 April 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
It's just a skull so can only bite.
― nashwan, Friday, 26 April 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link
Jon's following my line of thinking here. Levitating large skull could maybe blast more fire
― mh, Friday, 26 April 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
presumably we'll get dead Ned wearing an appropriately sized dragon head, also Robb zombie with direwolf head
― mick signals, Friday, 26 April 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link
more human than direwolf tho
― sarahell, Friday, 26 April 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link
Robb Zombie with direwolf head ftw.
― Madchen, Friday, 26 April 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
Who did it better? Like for Emilia RT for Rajendran pic.twitter.com/Rc6RtWo76R— chikati gadilo chitakotudu (@rolledmonk) April 24, 2019
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 26 April 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link
I predict bran will die
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Sunday, 28 April 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link
Skeletal zombies n dragons coming to life just making me think of:
https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/images/e/e0/Stalmoblin.jpg
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 28 April 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link
ep5 bloodmoon means full cast do-over
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 29 April 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link
is Bronn going to show up before the battle?
― mh, Monday, 29 April 2019 00:26 (five years ago) link