Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

I almost feel like the earlier reports were a trial balloon now

not that the cunts will be able to come up with anything better

You'd hope they never considered it, his Twitter account is fucking embarrassment enough.

flyin kites boys ff are obv high up at utd these days the cute hoors

defenders have been getting away with kicking and grappling salah all this season. he should work on his diving because it's the only way he'll get any decisions and his dives are very hammy hazard by comparison is a master. people actually give him credit for "bouncing back up so quickly". every pen he's won has been a stonewall pen all the same.

United needed to have already hired their technical director/sporting director for it to be a success. Even it's not Mike Phelan they are going about everything the wrong way.

defenders kick every attacker all season fyi

... and every season past present and future.

six seconds long

we should be breaking these lads before ht

llorente nowhere to be seen bit maybe hes occupying the lads that should be tracking eriksen who is enjoying himself

theyve attacked the trippier gap several times with some promise

Skinning them for pace on the flanks and then flinging crosses to Llorente just isn't working. Feel like Brighton could deal with these all day long.

alli a dead end tonight

the big difference between spurs and city/lpool is evident in games like this, just unable to move defences in the same way

son terrible this half oof

This feels unusually tramlined and predictable for a Spurs XI though.

there was such a marked improvement in getting behind 10 man defences between guardiola's 1st and 2nd seasons, you'd think other managers wld focus on it in a similar way

hate when refs allow those late shots on a striker

JANSSEN TIME.

here it is

You know your options are limited when your game changing subs are Ben Davies and Vincent Janssen.

trippier is like a how not to in defence the fool

welcome back chris

brighton richly deserve to lose like that

can't believe that Brighton's 2 months of parking the bus has been undone

yeah fuck them

yeah but fuck Cardiff as well - don't want them doss cunts developing too much hope of staying up!

Truly, Brighton Newcastle will be a game worth travelling the length of the country for.

cardiff are down

Cardiff will still go down, and Brighton can play how they want, but I thought i was going mental the other week when pundits were praising their bold approach to only losing 1-0 to Man City and offering no attacking threat whatsofuckingever

the gods demand it warnock has it coming every time he lifts his head from a pillow the cunt has bad karma coming

How are our resident Devils feeling about this one

Presumably wanting the Treble sacrosanct and willing to let Liverpool have one more but idk blood runs very thick

Wolves really coming through for Spurs here.

Couldn’t do much about the first but the failure to close down the cross from the corner was embarrassing.

Was gonna say "i'll have to work during our games more often" but let's not go there.

Not sure how i feel about playing in the Europa Cup this June

Three!

#NunoBanger

Almost entirely self-inflicted.

Mustafi needs to go

— J HUS (@Jhus) April 22, 2019

Honestly I don't think I've ever seen such uniform loathing of a player on their own team as Arsenal fans have for Mustafi. It's actually quite impressive.

That's weird i saw a bunch of our fans saying how bad we are on Sunday

3 nil with 28% possession

We really don't know what to do with it when we boss the possession

Ole has dug out the shackles he took off and put them back on again.

Feels a bit like Kompany might trod on the ball and allow Pogba Ba in to score.

I genuinely feel sorry for you guys having to rely on this shower.

Any team that can't get thru that United defence doesn't really deserve the title

Just as a heads up, if United somehow get a result here you might want to pre-order a truckload of popcorn because the title will probably hinge on Liverpool Wolves.

About that

Bloody Man U, first time I've ever supported them and they let me down.

Two wins from three will guarantee Top 4 for Spurs now and just one might be enough.

Keep forgetting we've got the Liverpool return, at least we'll be televised.