Happy birthday Morbs!
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 22 April 2019 13:10 (five years ago) link
<3 it's a beautiful day out in NYC today but it's getting to be that time of year when it is just too damn hot for me
― surm, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link
already? surm you are in big trouble for 5 months then
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link
i know i'm really trying to pace myself here....
― surm, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link
Him: Try on those pants, maybe they'll look good on youMe, putting on pants: How do they look?Him: They look great. Good pants for a flat buttMe: ...Him: They didn't look good on my bubble buttMe: ...Him: Awww you have a nice butt, cute buttMe: Your breakfast sandwich is on the table Captain JuicybuttHim: Awwww is somebody feeling... butthurt?
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 14:05 (five years ago) link
So that's what couples are like.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
lol indeed they are
― clouds, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:23 (five years ago) link
Can confirm. I used to be the good butt in my relationship, and there's been a bit of a role reversal lately.
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link
I used to be Captain Juicybutt myself, been demoted to Sargeant Dumbass
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link
Who am I kidding, I've never had cheeks.
My Issue 1 origin story goes like I was born and there was no ass on the infant's body, and my mom looked around the hospital room and grabbed two grocery bags and a stapler off the nightstand and affixed them to my tiny lower back and here we are
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link
I hate this tweet:
Mayor Pete is HBO’s Looking — gentrified , sexless , boring and cancelled !— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) April 24, 2019
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 April 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
Mostly its comma placement, but also everything else it encapsulates about Twitter, identity policing w/in the gay community, and latent monoculture advocacy.
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 April 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link
Like, Mayor Pete is Netflix's Schitt's Creek -- toothless , humorless , boring and mystifyingly surging in popularity !
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 April 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
My reaction to this tweet feels like my whole life summed up -- the arc of a period I deeply wished I was normal moving inevitably toward a period I deeply wish I were less normcore. (Though there's just about nothing more norm on Twitter than cancelling two things at once.)
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 April 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link
i canceled "cancelling" the day i heard it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 April 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link
i have NO ASS. and i'm not ashamed of it. the bee definitely has the juice, and gives me his old pants often....so i had another sleepover yall with a guy named Michealangelo. it was swell, he was great. ON TO THE NEXT. I AM DETERMINED.
― surm, Friday, 26 April 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link
onward!
― cheese canopy (map), Saturday, 27 April 2019 01:48 (five years ago) link
I realized simultaneously that I’m irrationally attracted to the musician Josh Homme and that he also looks like what Bart Simpson would look like if he ever grew up
― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 4 May 2019 00:57 (four years ago) link
haha he totally does
― surm, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
ok nothing since Michelangelo but my ambitions are not flanked.
― surm, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
Meeting a young man last Friday of unspeakable beauty who turns out straight but wants to immediately set you up with his bi-curious good friend is one of life's more bittersweet moments.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
u shoulda turned him owwwwwwwt
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
omg
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
I have a shaved head now
gonna trot it out at neighborhood leather night
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link
!!! what will u wear?
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
my only leather jacket? maybe an A-shirt under
I only have stubble in patches on my head, so i kinda look like Globey from Pee-wee's Playhouse
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
it's at Excelsior if u wanna drop by :)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
I'm at the library!
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
oh, the leather night was a week early this month, so fuck that.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
ok so listen to my birthday plan
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
a drink at the village vanguard, then ALIENS at IFC at midnight tomorrow, and THEN a nightcap at pieces!!!!!!!!!!
ah i coulda seen Aliens on Mothers Day
i might go to Pieces if i'm awkake! it'd be almost 3 tho
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
haha same cuz of the late movie! i'll look for you :)
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link
thats what i meant :D
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link
Happy early birthday!
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link
:D :D thank you
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
I have fewer than 50 days left before I turn 40. :-/
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link
you're still pretty fly. welcome to full adulthood!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
and the AARP spam
omg i get so much aarp spam
so like i gained 10 pounds
i don't know how i let this happen but i keep eating pints of ice cream
i think i'm not gonna stress it?
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
I too have gained about 10 pounds in the last couple years. It’s all happening. It’s finally happening.
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
i mean here's the honest thing about iti really do think i'm ok looking with a little pudge and makeup looks better on me when i have the baby fat so WHATEVERalso i'm sure your ten are like toned and aerobicized
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
mine (more like 30 lbs) are not, and the boys in their 20s like it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
ok that's encouraging
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link
hey y'all !!
i ran into Stevie yesterday at the local farmer's market. it was a very lesbian moment for two ilx gays.
kisses,tabes
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 May 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link
hey table, hope you are well! x
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 19 May 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link
i want to meet gay friends at farmers markets!
― clouds, Monday, 20 May 2019 04:14 (four years ago) link
<3
― surm, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
It's not gay but it feels gay to walk in the sun to the market to get the natural deodorant and the hair oil I like
Also, completely bizarrely, I didn't know who Cazwell was until 30 minutes ago
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
i love arm and hammer natural deodorant, it's the only one with the texture and consistency i appreciate
― surm, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link