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I mean is it all possible that if somebody is going to get so drunk they piss themselves on public transport, this rule might not have registered that much with them anyway

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link

yet another emblematic symbol of their political incompetence, a man with a bucket on his head could stop the pro-remain parties from getting a seat in the southeast for the euro elections

It is trickier for the other pro-EU UK-wide parties to worry about how this stunt may split the vote (in their second-best English region) when they are splitting the vote 3-ways anyway. pic.twitter.com/NrufBoWxFK

— Sunder Katwala (@sundersays) April 20, 2019

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

wrong tweet

The Buckethead stunt may make no difference at all. If he can get 50,000 votes (about 2%) he could help deny one of the pro-EU parties a seat. If unlucky with the maths, could even help the Brexit party, Ukip or Conservatives to nab a seat at the margin.

— Sunder Katwala (@sundersays) April 20, 2019

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

Is there a post-2008 golden era of TFL where there are never any drunk cunts annoying people on the tube, an era which Diane Abbott has now potentially destroyed in setting this example?

The answer is clear: she must be made to take that same journey again, so this time justice can be done and she can have been asked to leave the train

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

live webcast of Tommy Robinson making a citizen's arrest to follow.

calzino, Saturday, 20 April 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link

There's a man who knows all about responsible drinking.

Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 April 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

London-born baby with British-resident parents denied UK status

― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, April 20, 2019 1:56 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

America sucks but birthright citizenship is good

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Saturday, 20 April 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link

I feel for that couple - I've been there - but the baby has a US passport. What sort of stamp do they expect it/he/she to get in it when they come back to the UK? A nod and a wave through? If you live somewhere you are supposed to have a document of some sort that shows you have the right to live there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 20 April 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link

I'm in favour of genuinely open borders pretty much everywhere and think documentation is an abomination fyi

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 April 2019 00:13 (four years ago) link

Agreed

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 April 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

Yes, the bureaucracy around immigration has been made purposely complicated and expensive to dissuade people from viewing it as anything other than a nightmare but, at the same time, the genre of ‘middle-class white person hasn’t filled in the form correctly’ reporting is often extremely aggravating.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ofsted-brexit-daniel-muijs-settled-status-eu-immigration-a8861401.html

ShariVari, Sunday, 21 April 2019 07:04 (four years ago) link

Stefan Zweig on open borders before 1914 (from his memoirs, The World of Yesterday, 436): pic.twitter.com/qdbiPbyfaU

— Daniel Steinmetz-Jen (@daniel_dsj2110) April 20, 2019

stet, Sunday, 21 April 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link

I think he was mostly observing life through a monocle tbh. like as if some peasant from the subcontinent would decide on whim to move to Canada -tally ho it's the days of freedom!

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link

Peasants kinda did "decide" to move despite the dangers and horribleness of the journey tho, right?

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 April 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link

Maybe not from the more ruthlessly exploited ends of the Empire i guess

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 April 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link

true, but they wouldn't have complained about filling in forms if it meant they wouldn't travel like cattle!

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

If there were a huge influx of Bangladeshi refugees every time there was a famine pre-1914, I think my man Zweig would have been stressing the need for "sensible borders" i.e. ones that only rich white folks can cross. I mean loads of my ancestors managed to flee a famine, but like you say at the more ruthlessly exploited parts of the empire no such luck.

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

I conclude that the early 20th C branch of FBPE might have been right about those ghastly Prussians but were ever so slightly smug and myopic!

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:27 (four years ago) link

zweig's perspective is very likely over-rosy -- i'm sure there were class gradients and race hierarchies at work!* -- but largescale migrations, forced, semi-forced and semi-voluntary, were common in the 19th century, within empires (inc.zweig's birth-empire the austro-hungarian empire) and between them. the brits routinely moved chunks of peoples around to suit their needs (hence the so-called "ugandan asians"). many chinese fled murderous civil upheavals (not to mention the various opium wars) to go settle in america -- tolerated bcz labour was needed to build west coastal cities and railroads. the big panic crackdowns in e.g. the US came largely in the wake of the waves of refugees that quit europe during and after WW1.

*money is one: an african labourer or indian peasant would simply never have earned enough even for passage on a package ship to america, say. and of course the border-checks met the package ships rather than the swish ocean liners. class is in fact the name for the gradient at work here, from forced at one end to freely chosen at the other. plus the nazi system of internal racial hierarchy and patrol (which zweig deplores) was very much modeled on the pioneering US version (= jim crow).

mark s, Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link

(the fact that the globe was divided into a small number of empires rather than a larger number of nations presumably surely had implication for relative ease of travel, for many)

mark s, Sunday, 21 April 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

Maybe the Spanish flu epidemic increased border controls in parts of the world more than the war - which helped to spread it?- just assuming here not read this.

"Before 1914 the earth belonged to the entire human race"

"Before 2016 perfidious Albion was actually known as fair and graceful Avalon... rah rah.. etc

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link

ah yes life was idyllic in 1914

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link

Yes I think you could get super-Foucauldian about this, and note that these bureaucratic exclusions arose alongside intelligence tests for the army and various inoculation projects: populations defined by medical and scientific (and pseudo-scientific) mapping and decision-making. But the war was a primary cause – as a vector for disease, as a demand for more0or-less instant armies, as a generator of politics with little to use.

mark s, Sunday, 21 April 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

i mean little to lose (i am reading abt lemmy)

mark s, Sunday, 21 April 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

I was just reading about how Roy Hodgson is a fan of Stefan Zweig, in fact he's a very well read man who should be invited to the next ILB FAP.

Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

If there were a huge influx of Bangladeshi refugees every time there was a famine pre-1914, I think my man Zweig would have been stressing the need for "sensible borders" i.e. ones that only rich white folks can cross.

I won't deny that Zweig's vision was privileged and naive but I don't think there's really anything in his work to support this conclusion, tbf.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

post-ww1 border controls passports primary functiom had shifted from a useful way of avoiding harassment while travelling to being a sweet bit of state control. re the empire/nation distinction afaik everyone in the british empire had the same passport til post ww2

no one was using passports for rail travel in zweig's era, idk abt sea voyages tho

ogmor, Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

One of the postwar immigration acts had stripped Falkland islanders of their uk citizenship. Which became an embarrassment for thatcher.

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link

Can't remember which one and am on the phone.

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

It was the 1981 British Nationality Act lol. Obviously such hypocrisy meant that the Thatcher government was owned by its own logic, was unable to extract any political capital from the falklands war and was soundly defeated at the subsequent general election

alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 21 April 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

some hasty amendments were made to the act in '83 to keep the highly vigilant Murdoch press at bay as they were ready to hold the Thatcher gov to account at the first sign of incompetence.

calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/21/new-ira-staged-derry-riot-to-impress-tv-presenter-reggie-yates

. “There is a strong belief that they were being stoked by dissidents for the benefit of the film crew,” the paper quoted one community worker as saying.

Sunday Times so take with a pinch of salt.

The cosplay ‘RA arrested for the shooting were 18 and 19.

ShariVari, Sunday, 21 April 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

Both have just been released without charge.

ShariVari, Sunday, 21 April 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

Some @ExtinctionR people got the police involved, accusing a couple of young men of pickpocketing. They have just been searched by police who found nothing. Now the police are doing an immigration check on them. Potential deportation for at worst some petty theft. Well done XR.

— Sam Swann (@SamGSwann) April 22, 2019

this is the very type of story that feeds my antipathy towards posh eco-warrior types, of course it may have been an isolated incident of comprehensive twattery - but just saying.

calzino, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 08:15 (four years ago) link

Claire Fox is standing as a Brexit Party MEP. The formal link-up between the Institute Of Ideas / Spiked / Furedi crew and Farage seemed inevitable.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:18 (four years ago) link

I was agreeing with to her to some extent t'other day, probably a sign I need to kill myself! But feeling some of these green campaigners would be quite happy with a 2 tier austerity system where don't forgo air miles and ppl carriers and too much of the good life they are accustomed to, for some futile concessions that most certainly won't stop the great dying 2.0 (or 6.0 even), whilst it get's even worse for those already fucked hard by austerity. And smugness!

calzino, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:26 (four years ago) link

tbf if the value of an idea was whether oblivious wealthy people could turn it to their own ends or not there'd be no worthwhile ideas

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:29 (four years ago) link

what BTL landlords and assorted dangers do we think will announce their candidacy for CHUK today ?

nora mulready is a shoe-in. jiminy bollocks would be hilarious

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link

Was going to say surely now Claire Fox won't be able to show up on Radio 4 as a "former communist thinker" or w/e, but actually the opposite is true isn't it?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:34 (four years ago) link

Peter Hitchens is a former Communist, if not thinker, so don't see the problem.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:40 (four years ago) link

there wouldn't be much need to introduce P Hitch's credentials because invariably the rambling old fucker will mention at least a few times that he used to be a trot in just about every interview.

calzino, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:47 (four years ago) link

Used to be, Claire Fox still claims to be 'of the left, lol.

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:48 (four years ago) link

she is as "of the left" as that Blue Labour fireman/trade unionist cunt is, who I can't remember the name of. But that all her main "snowflake" type hate-speak stchik is deeply small c conservative reactionary stuff is plain to see

calzino, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:04 (four years ago) link

I aspire to be described as a 'former thinker'

ogmor, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link

Gavin Esler and Rachael Johnson standing for CHUK.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:40 (four years ago) link

Lots of overlap between Climate Extinction and Momentum/Novara types, doubt you'd get a lot of applause for austerity with those guys. I don't doubt there's some clueless rich ppl being obnoxious in the middle of it all but frankly it's too serious an issue for me to focus on that.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:40 (four years ago) link

Also running as an MEP candidate for Change UK: former Labour councillor Frances Weetman

— Patrick Maguire (@patrickkmaguire) April 23, 2019

Absolute scenes.

Calz was wondering if any U.K. comedians would try to follow the example of Zelenskiy in Ukraine but tbh without any particularly glam jobs to be directly elected to, Esler, etc, is the calibre of ‘personality’ you are going to get,

ShariVari, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link

Oh lord Rachael Johnson does not seem like a good idea to me, unless they've essentially given up in trying to win many votes/seats off Labour.

Combine that with the announcement that they won't vote against May in a VONC while continuing to campaign for a second referendum she won't offer anyway, it just doesn't make any real political sense. And trying to make the European Elections into a kind of proxy referendum is looking more like a disastrous strategic move with every passing day.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:47 (four years ago) link

Most of left Twitter has blocked or muted Weetabix.

My Rachel Johnson story: she goes to my friend’s literary salon a lot and once when asking for assistance from staff to find her reserved seat, believed it was helpful to tell the staffer, “I’m a VIP!”

Me, standing behind her: *snort*

TIG are really amateurs who think they’re slickly pro, yes?

suzy, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:59 (four years ago) link


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