Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

long pass into the Man City goal area, nothing happened

Leroy Sane hurt, game over

Wonderwall now playing as Pep chunters on at people while aggressively high fiving them.

Now being serenaded by whichever Gallagher brother was the singer

Would love to know what Mikel Arteta is thinking when he has to be Pep's anger blanket

ah well that was alright was that

we might even score a goal today. it's apparently the last game our tight-arsed greeting card magnate will own the club. good fucking riddance imo. he had a golden opportunity to build on some unexpected success and completely fucked it up by surrounding himself with brown-nosers and being a tight knackered Yorkshire cunt.

... you were saying?

I didn't say there was a chance of winning ... just perhaps the chance of a rare goal!

manager has returned some of our "star players" who won't be there next season to the xi. Just to put a good show on for the departing chairman...

lol missed the consolation goal cos Iceland delivery arrived.

#mumsgone

Newcastle / Southampton has been fun. Newcastle now guaranteed of staying up.

How many years is Ole’s contract?

too many players looking for a move.

pochs not safe yet is he

what the fuck? has matic been playing the whole half?

saving themselves for wednesday

gotta hand it to ed woodward, to make such complex decisions and still maintain the incredible comic timing is no mean feat.

there's no coming back from this

switched on the Barca-Utd game last week when it was already 3-0, schaudenfreude didn't pay off, not doing that again

ole's visage is starting to show signs of moyes

When did you stop thinking United were a big club?

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Ben-tekkers

Amazing.

milner can hit a penalty tbfttl

what a wonderful day

Emery out

no day containing the words 'palace safe' can truly charm me but some excellent results out of that context yes. even give it to the stripeys a bit, they seem to be good at that kind of heist

"Let Jurgen have my lot and I'll have his and we'll see how we get on!"

Oh fuck off Warnock, you oaf

trying to make this hateful cunt cuddly has been a real fuckin low in football coverage this season

salah diving needs more coverage. hes rubbish at it and if youre a liverpool fan who has ever pointed a finger at bale or kane then hmmmm

if my guy is getting blatantly mauled by a defender and it takes him falling to the floor for the ref to do something about that then I'm all for it

I don't think you can call it a dive when he was being bear-hugged.

you can

it was a foul

the ref is never gonna give it unless he dives

he dives

ive no problem with it i just remember the attention bale/kane get when taken out at full pelt and making the most of it, and this is a much more deliberate and forced type of exaggeration, his last few efforts have been himself throwing himself to the ground.

alli is pretty bad for it too butvhe gets the stick for it so im curious why salah isnt getting the rep he deserves.

jesus christ the fuckin tastiness of the womens arsenal-everton highlights

no day containing the words 'palace safe' can truly charm me

Pharaonic new main stand going up next season, which should fuck us for the following decade

Fairly or unfairly, Salah has got a reputation among many fans as a diver. It is discussed plenty.

The incident yesterday was nowhere near as bad as the other players mentioned tho. There have been several more ambiguous incidents than that involving Mo, yday is a pen, the idea that a player's body has to hit the ground in order for it to be given is the only lamentable and stupid thing about it.

agreed on final part yeah

lol are we actually going to give Mike Phelan the DoF job

Banter F.C. doesn't quite cover it

Ben Mee just cleared off his own line with an overhead kick and a minute later the ball was in the Chelsea net after a proper thundercunt of a goal. Into it.

And yet now Chelsea are ahead.

and yet!

you fuckin beauty

I see the Guardian is saying no Phelan as director of football. Would be hard to interpret that as anything more than people above him ensuring no power is given away and that both the manager and DOF are so happy to be there as to be ineffectual.

I almost feel like the earlier reports were a trial balloon now

not that the cunts will be able to come up with anything better

You'd hope they never considered it, his Twitter account is fucking embarrassment enough.

flyin kites boys ff are obv high up at utd these days the cute hoors