lol
― breastcrawl, Saturday, 20 April 2019 08:26 (five years ago) link
Haha
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 April 2019 12:34 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Per64KA.jpg
assadventures
― pplains, Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link
a sad assad, even
― StanM, Saturday, 20 April 2019 14:25 (five years ago) link
When I lived in Albuquerque there was a store called Purse-anality. I could never figure out why they went with an 'a' instead of an 'o'.
― geoffreyess, Saturday, 20 April 2019 15:18 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/51912994_10158121762493709_4627602638945386496_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=38ca216da65f6f69a0d15134f5d0ba36&oe=5D3FF7C7
― The Mod Who Banned Liberty Valance (WmC), Saturday, 20 April 2019 15:19 (five years ago) link
Southend-on-Sea, vaping shop.
https://www.puffdade.com/shop/img/st/9.jpg
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 April 2019 16:01 (five years ago) link
brilliant
― visiting, Sunday, 21 April 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link
Holy Crêpe
― mick signals, Monday, 20 May 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
Would go from 'horribly' to 'brilliantly' formed if that's next door to or across the road from a place of worship.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 20 May 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
Sorry, but just to err on the side of caution my children will not be crossing the threshold of Your Child is Mine Preschool, thankuverymuch.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
ahahahaha
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link
Saw this in Tel Avivhttps://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58616576_10161578873605304_4078637412572463104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQk7ZyMjYg20BT9_DCOssCmcjV474vpBf6yrxxaeL5URFshNuVqiEqy5_BqGnKbF1SM&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=43e96c0bc654590e6fb3c525b5ecb240&oe=5D9E063F
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 June 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link
Apparently, at one time, it was a lingerie shop.
https://i.imgur.com/fGeMf4g.png
Now it's just creepy as hell.
― pplains, Saturday, 15 June 2019 02:25 (four years ago) link
Spotted in Bordeaux
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAOGKeCUkAA632h.png
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Sunday, 16 June 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link
Terrible, but it works slightly better with a thick French accent since the 'd' and 's' of 'bâtards' are both silent.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 16 June 2019 10:24 (four years ago) link
'Greyed A Greyhounds'
...You didn't need to do that. That didn't need to happen.
― Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link
There's an optometrist here called AccessorEyes.
― nickn, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
Dog grooming shop called 'Going To The Dogs'. As it's a shop and not a mobile service are they just saying their shop is run-down and shit?
― S-, Saturday, 13 July 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link
not a horrible name, but a marquee. Local Animal Hospital has a marquee that says
"WATCH ME SNIPWATCH ME SPAY SPAY"
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
no
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 August 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
Gross.
https://www.potogoldwaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/standard-toilet-1.jpg
― Allergic to Calvin (I M Losted), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:16 (four years ago) link
felt so ripped off. there were no gold in them trenches
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link
If your poo is gold, you need to get the fuck out of Lollapalooza or whatever and see a doctor ASAP.
― Allergic to Calvin (I M Losted), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 02:21 (four years ago) link
I recently discovered that there’s a gift shop in NJ called Flowers in the Attic.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 03:36 (four years ago) link
This is probably less a horribly-formed 'name' than it is an inexplicable-yet-amazing combination of name + business purview but
Life For Christ Karate Ministries
― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link
I see all sorts of religion out there on the dojo.
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
Granted, it runs a little more Eastern than whatever this is:
https://i.imgur.com/z3x890E.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
Can't remember if I ever posted this -- from Decatur GA.
https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/51912994_10158121762493709_4627602638945386496_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQlQrZW5ycNm9NJok1og-YnS4h4iW0acQeU1jjdsgme2l0bc-CGPRX6Pb5y3TZi73fQ&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-2.xx&oh=e0f29e29e0e47d6cf49ec01800da56e1&oe=5DDE2BC7
― The Chronicles of Ermagerd (WmC), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
i'm always driving when i pass this place so no photos but here is their website
http://ubadautodetail.com/
i kind of like the name but i'm not usually in the market for auto detailing. in fact i don't actually know what "auto detailing" entails.
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Friday, 16 August 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link
It's not a local company, but a North American roofing business based out of Pennsylvania... but...
https://i.imgur.com/FRg4cI5.png
Every morning I drive past the local facility and every morning, I think about the 100% fabricated marketing conversation that my head insists on replaying:
CEO: I don't just guarantee we've got the lowest price – I certaintee it!
MARKETING GUY: Ok. I like it. But first, first, "certaintee" isn't really a word, and secondly –
CEO: Well I know that! I just made it up!
MARKETING GUY: Secondly, if it really was a word, how would it come to mean a more intense version of "guarantee"? It seems problematic, espe–
CEO: Fuck it! You know what, smart guy? That word's that's not a word is the new name for the company! How's that for an "intense version"? Haha, IT'S GODDMAMMED CERTAINTEED FROM NOW ON.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/17btx2M/8895-C44-C-3-BC0-4-D27-9-F4-B-33-D9254425-D0.jpg
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
Now, Watchpity, for losers who can't go to the awards shows but have to be on time to watch them on TV with acquaintances...
― pplains, Thursday, 12 September 2019 00:37 (four years ago) link
hey watchpital! i'm walkin' here!
― andrew m., Thursday, 12 September 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link
Not quite on topic, but calling a strip club ‘Burke and Hare’ (in Edinburgh) is kind of dark, maybe over honest?
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
I mentioned this elsewhere but I enjoyed seeing a business called "STAMP TRAMP - mobile notary."
― tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
Fisticuts Barbershop.
― visiting, Saturday, 28 December 2019 02:06 (four years ago) link
there is a t-shirt printing business called "Hittn' Skins" here
a dumpster rental place called "Bin There Dump That"
a shoe store simply called "Shoooz"
a formal wear store with the unfortunate name "T & A Formal Wear"
and a dumpster rental called "Kenny G the Dumpster King"
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 December 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link
Incredible
― championship winning vibration (Spottie), Saturday, 28 December 2019 04:32 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/1fPmcrF/IMG-4362.jpg
― the woefullest shirker (NickB), Saturday, 28 December 2019 12:27 (four years ago) link
On Brick Lane yet another place has opened in honour of our old prostitute murderer, this time a chip shop called Jack the Chipper. Slightly worried that the council might eventually get around to making us all have a play on his name at some point. (For example: About a year and a half ago they opened the Turkish barbers ‘Jack the Clipper’)
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 28 December 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/Bs9rTXN/FB-IMG-1580151345755.jpgpicture to url
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link
Handbag store that promises Bohemian Luxury: BOHLUX.
― I_Got_Loaded, Monday, 10 February 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link
Loving Bottoms Diaper Bank
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link
OMG I thought nothing would top that today, and then thirty seconds later:
Bringem Young Academy
― Hot, Now, and Oh-So-Very Wow! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 February 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link
Murica
https://i.imgur.com/jOULzSh.jpg
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Saturday, 22 February 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link
https://thedailyrecord.com/2020/02/20/after-raising-74-million-zerofox-eyes-ipo/
Baltimore cybersecurity firm ZeroFox announced the completion a $74 million funding round Thursday, and CEO James C. Foster said an initial public offering is likely in the company’s future.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 February 2020 02:06 (four years ago) link
CREME BEAU-LE(SALON)
― conrad, Monday, 24 February 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link
gross
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:51 (four years ago) link
LOVE
BUTTON
― Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 February 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link