DANGER! High Voitage - The 2019 New York Yankees thread

Fantastic!

Now, lose the song altogether

Goin for 500

homers?

Judge leaves game with what appears to be an oblique injury

jesus

off to NY Presbyterian for MRI

couldn't happen to a nicer franchise

now now

license to IL

I know no one feels bad for Yankees fans, but the Yankees have 55% more combined previous-season WAR on the injured list right now than any other team has had at any point since 2002 (h/t @Bsb_Inj_Consult for the raw data and @JessieABarbour for research).https://t.co/rDQRqILQxR pic.twitter.com/872ERqwLvB

— Ben Lindbergh (@BenLindbergh) April 23, 2019

12-10 .545 seems miraculous

like the 'B' team they paid for can't beat the O's and Angels

Yes they really splurged on the likes of Gio Urshela and Mike Tauchman

extreme examples (but they pay for good scouts)

well last year’s A team couldn’t beat the Orioles

Coley Harvey, ESPN Staff Writer:

The Yankees have formally reinstated Gary Sánchez off the 10-day injured list, and promoted lefty reliever Stephen Tarpley. Reliever Chad Green, who has struggled so far this season, is being sent to Triple-A, along with catcher Kyle Higashioka.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Boone indicated that the Yankees don't plan on sending Green to Scranton to get right. Says they will figure it out together.

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) April 24, 2019

Clint Frazier, your turn

.324/.342/.632 6 HR

partial tear, ankle

maybe time to press top prospect Estevan Florial into serv—oh right, broken wrist

the yankees have acquired once and future detroit tigers outfielder cameron maybin

"We don't have our big dogs, but we're finding a way and it's a lot of fun," LeMahieu said.
WOOF

they really need to start putting the names on the back of the jerseys— i can’t tell who any of these guys are

Gio Urshela, storied franchise hero since 9 PM EDT

Paxton looking pretty good?
Only two games back

Paxton always has been that's why they got him

DJ LaMahieu exits game in 4th inning with banged-up knee

Super-sub Gio Urshela drilled in hand with pitch, exits game

RFLMAO

Pretty sure there’s a dude selling $2 Dasanis out of a cooler a block from the stadium who could sub

I am stretching, applying eye black

how in the fuck are they 17-11?! is there anyone left alive in their starting line-up?!

It’s still a High Voitage area

They traded Chasen Shreve to get him, unbelievable

how in the fuck are they 17-11?

this weekend they played the Giants

alternate theory:

YANKEE MAGIC

they've played exactly one good team so far -- the astros, who swept them

the yankee magic is managing to have an easy schedule in the early part of the season when everyone is hurt

4/23/19
Yankees 6, Angels 5

LeMahieu
Voit DH
Gardner CF
Torres SS
Ford 1B
Tauchman RF
Romine C
Estrada 2B
Wade RF

^this lineup should not be beating *any* major league team

but thet rank fifth in the league in ERA and WHIP

these guys -- who will all be dfa'd when the yankees get healthy -- better get playoff shares

"There are 29,000 people in the ballpark and a million butterflies."

"Like a good Gleyber, Torres is there."

These people do the same job.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 28, 2019

the only problem w/ that call is he doesn't actually sing it

raise those standards Hade

just working with what I got

consider: "Tyler [Austin] a yellow ribbon on that one"

he's the Trump of play by play

"That is below the Brandon Belt!"

gio urshela, the most happy fella

oh Christ

how many of JS's listeners know that The Most Happy Fella was a hit Broadway musical 60+ years ago?

this was also his Jose Pirela call

there have been a lot of low (high? I can't tell anymore) points but

Rob (Korean American) Refsnyder has Seoul

post in the PS thread as if u were a man

CODY STASHAK LOL

Gardener just validated his entire career

JUDGEY

D
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What’s the happ

Boone lookin like palpatine

Minn be scrubbin’

wassup calstars

Per Cashman:
Tanaka scoped to remove spurs from right elbow.

Voit had surgery for core.

Hicks gonna rehab 8-10 mos, having TJ.

— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) October 24, 2019

there goes the first year and a half of a seven year deal ugh

it is really something that hicks came back and played while needing TJ

Andujar tried the same thing as well iirc...

Larry Rothschild canned

also nearly all of their minor league pitching coaches

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/yankees-hire-female-hitting-instructor-believed-to-be-a-first-150111715.html

Nice to see
Minor leagues though