tie him up in a tesla. turn on autopilot. direct the tesla toward the super aggro crag. mike o malley commentary throughout.
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 April 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
pay ricky for a "service" on paypal.
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 April 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
(the service is the execution)
caught his press conference on autotaxis (don't ask why) and its the first time I've ever heard him speak...he is a remarkably poor public speaker, coming off like someone who's been awake for 72 hours
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
the hatred of lidar is interesting. the dismissal seems too convenient, but I don't know enough to say it's certainly wrong?
― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
he... probably has been awake for 72 hours.I wonder how much short selling is predicated on his behavior raising the probability he is going to die soon.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
We should be so lucky
― milkshake chuk (wins), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
if he dies Tesla stock would probably shoot way up
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
I don't think that's true? The whole company's a cult of personality thing
― just sayin, Thursday, 25 April 2019 01:54 (four years ago) link
the hatred of lidar is interesting. the dismissal seems too convenient, but I don't know enough to say it's certainly wrong?― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, April 24, 2019 2:42 PM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, April 24, 2019 2:42 PM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm not familiar with musk's angle on lidar, but in general everyone who says they can do it without lidar has changed their mind (and moved their money) after trying
🚘🚖 Scoop(s): Layoffs at $INTL self-driving vehicle unit. Also, @Mobileye, once an anti-lidar firm, quietly bought a lidar-related company. https://t.co/ldZA2CIN0Q by @aatilley— Amir Efrati (@amir) April 25, 2019
see https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/05/intels-mobileye-wants-to-dominate-driverless-cars-but-theres-a-problem/ for more on that
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 April 2019 03:24 (four years ago) link
i've kinda only been skimming the thread lately and when i saw "the hatred of lidar" i assumed that "Lidar" had to be the name of some rival monstrous tech personality
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 April 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link
Try to spot the two quarters where the entire legal and accounting teams resigned. $TSLA pic.twitter.com/vwZXWV69X0— "Elon Says" (@ElonBachman) April 24, 2019
― just sayin, Thursday, 25 April 2019 04:26 (four years ago) link
Elon's evil cousin who keeps trying to sabotage him, Lidar Musk
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
losing 800 dollars a month isn't really a lot though.
― koogs, Thursday, 25 April 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link
Ha.
Though I do like the idea of Tesla profits scaled down for, say, Elon's Lawn Service.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 April 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
"Episode X: The Hatred of Lidar"
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 April 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link
in star wars, they'd use fodar
― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
kylo and rey have a thing they call fodar love
― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
I finally got short a little bit of TSLA today (through a put, the shares aren’t possible to borrow) just for shits and giggles.
― o. nate, Friday, 26 April 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
hope you got in at the open!
― camp pendleton subway yelp review (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
or not since i don't think puts work that way
― camp pendleton subway yelp review (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
i suppose the strike price you can get changes somewhat in real time, so it does make some sense? i've never bought anything but shares (of other stocks. TSLA scares me).
― camp pendleton subway yelp review (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 April 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
anway, lidar help you if elon tweets 420 right before expiration
― camp pendleton subway yelp review (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 April 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
I didn’t get in at the open but still made a small profit. I’ve already closed it out. I’ll feel dumb if the stock craters on Monday.
― o. nate, Friday, 26 April 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
https://humantransit.org/2019/05/why-write-about-elon-musk.html
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 26 May 2019 04:56 (four years ago) link
holy shit
Parent's worse nightmare lived.A mother retrieving her toddler son from a $TSLA parked in her garage instead has the car suddenly accelerate, slamming her against the wall.The car wouldn't stop, breaking several bones & causing premature delivery of 2nd child.Harcourt pic.twitter.com/7Nqp8gGJBh— luis carruthers (@orthereaboot) May 28, 2019
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
of course people are saying "the toddler did it could happen in any car" in the comments despite the fact that the key was in the woman's possession and no a toddler cannot start a car that's in park and put it in drive and accelerate without a key in the ignition in any other car that exists
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
every new parent worries that they could be run over by their absurdly expensive smart car with Falcon Wing doors. few are forced to live this parent's "worse" nightmare.
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
Maybe the child used telekinesis.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
it appears Tesla is.....blaming the toddler
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
has Elon called the woman a pedophile for having a toddler in the car
― mh, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
will call the toddler a pedalphile instead
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
thumbs up
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
from the description in the full court document, it looks like she left all of the doors open except for the front passenger door with the key inside? and her son got into the driver's seat and accelerated the car by pressing the pedals. so the case is that other nice cars have additional safety features. my partner's car engages the parking brake if you start it with any door open. my car doesn't care. teslas are such a weird combination of impressive and crappy.
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
also seems like maybe the doors just close automatically if you start using the car?
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
in retrospect maybe tesla’s inclusion of those insane / ludicrous / matricide modes was ill-judged
― a promiscuous, flighty art student looking for love (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
did it make a fart sound while it accelerated?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
would’ve been epic if it did tbf
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link
starting to think this guy is sort of an idiot asshole
Ok Elon is no longer a man of culture. pic.twitter.com/QTdoGKL3WW— Miraculous Maku (Tifa fanboy) (@RedMakuzawa) June 16, 2019
― frogbs, Monday, 17 June 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link
thinking that every time elon musk trends on here it's because he invented cold fusion, not because he publicly called someone an "Ass Hat"— wint (@dril) June 16, 2019
― frogbs, Monday, 17 June 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link
I don't know where these tweets are coming from because he very obviously deleted his twitter account
Just deleted my Twitter account— Daddy DotCom (@elonmusk) June 17, 2019
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 17 June 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link
something not quite right w this guy
― lag∞n, Monday, 17 June 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link
just posting bad memes with my friends
― mh, Monday, 17 June 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
kind of heartbreaking that dude has so much and he’s trying hard to get accepted as an ironic meme guy
― mh, Monday, 17 June 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
"credit the artist" "no"
lmao
good tweet
― lumen (esby), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
lmao that Elon is reliving his teen shitposting years that were taken away from him, Michael Jackson style
― frogbs, Monday, April 1, 2019 9:01 AM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― frogbs, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
Michael Jackson style (sus)
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link
i attended a mandatory jb straubel talk. he came across mostly as a gentle battery powered car hobbyist w/ one hundred million dollars and a crazy buddy named elon.
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 27 June 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link
every once in awhile, he'd complain about how NHSTA doesn't get it: sideview mirrors shouldn't be required, recall letters shouldn't be required for software updates pushed over the air, etc. and i thought of you guys.
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 27 June 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
if somebody was critical of something about automobiles in general, he'd point out how tesla is such a small fraction of the automobile total. this point kind of worked against the idea that they were affecting substantial change in the industry.
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 27 June 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link