17 Indie Artists on Their Oddest Odd Jobs That Pay the Bills When Music Doesn’t (not a poll)

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I have some imaginary comedy sketch in my head where a group of musicians from different parts of north america are talking about funding and grants and one ends up pointing a finger and exclaiming "but you're subsidized.. BY CANCON!!"

mh, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

Sarahell, def otm about the jazz stuff.

At one point I got really sick of doing jazz gigs because it felt irrelevant, was often musical wallpaper, etc. Now I love doing them because you get paid and it doesn't matter if anyone comes or if they listen, and the free food and drinks are way better than playing original music in a diy space.

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link

I can see the transition from the paying for a copy business model to the paying for usage business model reaching a climax
when they finally get the chips planted in our heads. Music lovers, who have songs floating in and out of their consciousness
all day, will have a hefty bill to pay at the end of the month.

nicky lo-fi, Thursday, 18 April 2019 13:57 (five years ago) link

a chilling vision of the future

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:23 (five years ago) link

https://www.riaa.com/u-s-sales-database/

this is through 2018. Adjusted for inflation, the 1999 peak is $21+ Bil., with 2018 revenues at $9.5 Bil.

campreverb, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:51 (five years ago) link

people must've been downloading like crazy in the 1970s

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:52 (five years ago) link

i think it was due to the changes in British currency?

sarahell, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

lmao

Boris Bronfentrinker of Quinn Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link

the real winter of discontent: huge threepenny-bitBerg of '71 causes greatest threat to sterling since some numpt bought too many tulips and ended up eating them.

calzino, Thursday, 18 April 2019 15:40 (five years ago) link

https://www.riaa.com/u-s-sales-database/

this is through 2018. Adjusted for inflation, the 1999 peak is $21+ Bil., with 2018 revenues at $9.5 Bil.

That's helpful, thanks. It seems that the industry is back to about inflation-adjusted 1985 profit levels, which is not disastrous by any stretch, and if artists are being compensated or treated worse than they were at that time, that would be a shame. The CD boom of the 90s was something of a bubble.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Friday, 19 April 2019 13:29 (five years ago) link

Ringtones still raking in a cool 25 mil.

bendy, Friday, 19 April 2019 14:35 (five years ago) link

Karlheinz Stockhausen working as an *accompanist to a stage magician has to be up there in the oddest odd jobs department.

(*not assistant, sadly)

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 April 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

When I heard that Philip Glass and Steve Reich both worked as movers before they were able to make a living off their music, I invented a "joke". I pictured them moving a heavy wardrobe up a flight of stairs. Philip says, "Steve, you're always moving slightly faster than me and we're getting out of sync." Steve said, "Phil, that's the twentieth time you've said that and it's getting tiresome."

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 27 April 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link

wow lol !

budo jeru, Saturday, 27 April 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

yeah, that's a really good joke! I may steal that one

Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 27 April 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

i laughed irl

maura, Saturday, 27 April 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

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be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 27 April 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

lol

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Saturday, 27 April 2019 23:43 (four years ago) link

LOL!!!

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 28 April 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

:)

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 28 April 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link


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