Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

yeah, wrong thread

fuck you

Wayne Hennessey 'desperate' to learn about Nazis - Crystal Palace boss Roy Hodgson

lol, so not clicking on that - but imagining Woy thaying that thtraightfathed is killing me!

Vincent Janssen on the bench!

this is gonna be the kane/sissoko trilogy closer

www.footybites.com appears to be a nice alternative to reddit streams rip fei

first scratch spurs

foyth is gonna give everyone kittens today bi

jesus shit defending

unbelievably predictable and bad goal to concede

ffs - there's a title at stake here!

its a cunt ref wont book foden there

look the sf isnt worth swapping for anything imo and the gods of football cant let us get that lucky twice in a week.

also city have spotted that we dont defend crosses to the back post they will be as unimaginatively effective over the next 80 mins as possible after wed

yeah, footybite was created by the reddit crew

eric dier is no winks and no sissoko is he

kdb off it looks like. if anything hes hit one too well

son has been excellent this half but might have finished one by now if it was going to be our day

absolutely nothing wrong with that defending from foyth.

ref turning the screw a bit now imo

aside from three kinda scabby penalty shouts he has given for em i mean :D

most obvious penalty shout in the game was Vertonghen on Silva in the first half

So conflicted. Spurs losing is better for United of course, but the rare occasions that City lose are such delicious joy, and I want more.

xp yeah i meant hasnt given!

fucks sake how do our centre halves live with the options they offer in situations like that

where the fuck else was sane going to try to put that

realised that after

the handballs (at both ends) could have gone either way really

yeah id call ours more like desperate shouts, cant ask for llorentes goal to stand then expect them given

jesus weve had chances from nothing too

we are staying calm and countering as we always do

fernannnnnnnnnndddddoooooo come on lad kill em

lol

on for alderweireld i mean formation is a lie

love that from rose

"remember me from wed?"

i did not expect these all conquering scientific cyborgs to look quite so much like ....us?

ahhh stream died

It's all gone a bit Scotland Ireland

I'll liveblog it for you
Sanchez just fouled the shit out of Sterling

that was after 30 seconds of heading it back and forth

Sterling and Vertonghen momentarily looked like they were about to throw down, didn't

long pass into the Man City goal area, nothing happened

Leroy Sane hurt, game over

Wonderwall now playing as Pep chunters on at people while aggressively high fiving them.

Now being serenaded by whichever Gallagher brother was the singer

Would love to know what Mikel Arteta is thinking when he has to be Pep's anger blanket

ah well that was alright was that

we might even score a goal today. it's apparently the last game our tight-arsed greeting card magnate will own the club. good fucking riddance imo. he had a golden opportunity to build on some unexpected success and completely fucked it up by surrounding himself with brown-nosers and being a tight knackered Yorkshire cunt.

... you were saying?

I didn't say there was a chance of winning ... just perhaps the chance of a rare goal!

manager has returned some of our "star players" who won't be there next season to the xi. Just to put a good show on for the departing chairman...

lol missed the consolation goal cos Iceland delivery arrived.

#mumsgone

Newcastle / Southampton has been fun. Newcastle now guaranteed of staying up.

How many years is Ole’s contract?

too many players looking for a move.