imo only your mom jokes should be eligible for this thread
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link
your mom will never be eligible for this thread
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link
^latest Nails album
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
88 your mom jokes about 44 women
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
an almodovar film
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
was talking to my 3 year old about dinosaurs and asked her if she knew where baby dinosaurs came from and she immediately answered "from the forest of wolves"
― silverfish, Saturday, April 27, 2019 11:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That’s a Mountain Goats song iirc
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
kids say the darniellest things
― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, April 28, 2019 9:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
lol
― imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
it's a good'un
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link
felt like everyone bar deems had forgotten how to excelsior for a minute* there
*several years
― imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
excuse me i think youve gotten that assbackwards
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
so this is just the pun thread now
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
why do you hate pun
― rip van wanko, Monday, 29 April 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link
from john singleton thread:
dead
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:57 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^ good mourning
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:33 (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:34 (four years ago) link
Does Dany try to burn Bran for not bending the (proverbial) knee? If so, what does Jon do?
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Friday, May 3, 2019 3:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"You're tearing me apart, Kha-lisa!"
― nickn, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 May 2019 23:59 (four years ago) link
i really dont know enough about got to know if those are spoilers but
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link
They're not, but it's only funny if you're moderately familiar with the movie called The Room.
― nickn, Friday, 3 May 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link
Yeah I should have said this one only makes sens if you know GoT and The Room
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link
And no its not a spoiler, the comment was a speculative one.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:16 (four years ago) link
Well, it does spoil that Bran has a knee in the last season
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:22 (four years ago) link
i have been crafting an "H IS BLOBBY" joke for some days now
― mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:12 (yesterday)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Rumour about the blobby investigation is that they have a man on the inside
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:23(yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 May 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link
a+
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link
if your last name starts with B, please report to your local Dem party hq to pick up your presidential campaign starter pack
― rob, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:51 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ok
― Frederik B, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link
^ lol
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Saturday, 11 May 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
:D
― imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link
you-know-who on a roll: Male culture
― 5 favrite kind of animal. jaguar. giraffe. (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
on a droll more like .... yawn
― sarahell, Monday, 20 May 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
Who is ILX's Typo Champion?
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link
it's not polite to laugh at complete idiots ;)
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
dont be fo hard on yourfelf
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
*vpon yourfelf
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
dont let me down km i'm banking on you now too
― km not doin typos anymore (Will M.), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
xp vpon the fkulle ov a manne
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
This seems like a big deal:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/28/uk-and-territories-are-greatest-enabler-of-tax-avoidance-study-says
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:55 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Researchers claim Pope Catholic etc.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:09 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Also a big deal.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Also unlikely to change.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link
Also, as much as I like 'Creep', it would be kinda neat if there was some discussion regarding the other 11 songs on this album.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:03 PM (yesterday)
voting for "creep," love the part where the guitar goes chugga... chugga chugga
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
swoosh
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
a thing of beauty
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link
I thought it was a great line from the album, but also, you're an idiot
Perfect AI-generated ILM post.
― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, June 1, 2019 12:08 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
Board description
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
Lol
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
I certainly wouldn't have blinked had you told me that quote was lifted from a legit ILM post.
― Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
Wait transformer said that?
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
Btw did u guys know that i am ai?
Transformer is the source of all pvmic
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
Treeshipper
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
Hey guys, I just built a spotify playlist that includes all the songs discussed on the following genre threads:Rolling Hip HopRolling PopRolling CountryRolling RockRolling Indie RockRolling R&B
It's really simple, because I know it's just music. It's no more than a playlist and I'm just making this because I enjoy listening to all the genres. You can also check out some sample songs on YouTube if you really want to hear all the genres. In any case, if you want to download tracks and support this project go do that.
I've played this for months and I'm never too disappointed with the results. I'd recommend listening to a few tracks in the future to practice, you will grow from this, so I invite you to share this knowledge with others if you think you really have a sound that everyone should hear. It will hopefully inspire you and your team to continue working hard.
Thanks for checking this project out, and I hope it's inspiring and interesting to everyone.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link
i mean, they kind of got me
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (twenty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
We hold these truths to be self-evident: actually, do we? I'm a little uncomfortable with some of the absolutist positions being flaunted among the online left. It feels like they haven't read enough art history. Should I get a dog and move to Europe?
― imago, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link
Pretty good
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
"How'dya like me now?"
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 June 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link