I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

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that one wasn't free we all paid for it

Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:21 (five years ago) link

wish shakey were here to post that actually his mom is dead

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:31 (five years ago) link

or turrican to post "that is a shite joke m8 and not in the music at all" but it's likely he will show up anyway since i think he has a site-wide google alert for his name on here

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link

anyway i'm glad folks are talking about moms in this thread, they're funny and it's almost mother's day!

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:36 (five years ago) link

imo only your mom jokes should be eligible for this thread

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link

your mom will never be eligible for this thread

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link

^latest Nails album

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link

88 your mom jokes about 44 women

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

an almodovar film

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link

was talking to my 3 year old about dinosaurs and asked her if she knew where baby dinosaurs came from and she immediately answered "from the forest of wolves"

― silverfish, Saturday, April 27, 2019 11:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That’s a Mountain Goats song iirc

― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kids say the darniellest things

― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, April 28, 2019 9:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

lol

imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

it's a good'un

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

felt like everyone bar deems had forgotten how to excelsior for a minute* there

*several years

imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link

excuse me i think youve gotten that assbackwards

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link

so this is just the pun thread now

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

why do you hate pun

rip van wanko, Monday, 29 April 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link

from john singleton thread:

dead

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:57 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ good mourning

― blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:33 (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link

lol

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:34 (four years ago) link

Does Dany try to burn Bran for not bending the (proverbial) knee? If so, what does Jon do?

― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Friday, May 3, 2019 3:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"You're tearing me apart, Kha-lisa!"

― nickn, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 May 2019 23:59 (four years ago) link

i really dont know enough about got to know if those are spoilers but

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link

They're not, but it's only funny if you're moderately familiar with the movie called The Room.

nickn, Friday, 3 May 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link

Yeah I should have said this one only makes sens if you know GoT and The Room

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link

And no its not a spoiler, the comment was a speculative one.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:16 (four years ago) link

Well, it does spoil that Bran has a knee in the last season

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:22 (four years ago) link

i have been crafting an "H IS BLOBBY" joke for some days now

― mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:12 (yesterday)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rumour about the blobby investigation is that they have a man on the inside

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:23(yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 May 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link

a+

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link

if your last name starts with B, please report to your local Dem party hq to pick up your presidential campaign starter pack

― rob, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:51 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

^ lol

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Saturday, 11 May 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link

:D

imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link

you-know-who on a roll: Male culture

5 favrite kind of animal. jaguar. giraffe. (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

on a droll more like .... yawn

sarahell, Monday, 20 May 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link

Who is ILX's Typo Champion?

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

it's not polite to laugh at complete idiots ;)

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

dont be fo hard on yourfelf

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

*vpon yourfelf

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

dont let me down km i'm banking on you now too

km not doin typos anymore (Will M.), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

xp vpon the fkulle ov a manne

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

This seems like a big deal:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/28/uk-and-territories-are-greatest-enabler-of-tax-avoidance-study-says

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:55 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Researchers claim Pope Catholic etc.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:09 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also a big deal.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also unlikely to change.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link

Also, as much as I like 'Creep', it would be kinda neat if there was some discussion regarding the other 11 songs on this album.

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:03 PM (yesterday)

voting for "creep," love the part where the guitar goes chugga... chugga chugga

― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

swoosh

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

a thing of beauty

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

I thought it was a great line from the album, but also, you're an idiot

Perfect AI-generated ILM post.

― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, June 1, 2019 12:08 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Lol

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link

I certainly wouldn't have blinked had you told me that quote was lifted from a legit ILM post.

Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

Wait transformer said that?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

Btw did u guys know that i am ai?

Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

Transformer is the source of all pvmic

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

Treeshipper

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

Hey guys, I just built a spotify playlist that includes all the songs discussed on the following genre threads:
Rolling Hip Hop
Rolling Pop
Rolling Country

Rolling Rock
Rolling Indie Rock
Rolling R&B

It's really simple, because I know it's just music. It's no more than a playlist and I'm just making this because I enjoy listening to all the genres. You can also check out some sample songs on YouTube if you really want to hear all the genres. In any case, if you want to download tracks and support this project go do that.

I've played this for months and I'm never too disappointed with the results. I'd recommend listening to a few tracks in the future to practice, you will grow from this, so I invite you to share this knowledge with others if you think you really have a sound that everyone should hear. It will hopefully inspire you and your team to continue working hard.

Thanks for checking this project out, and I hope it's inspiring and interesting to everyone.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link


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