ahhhhh this ones on the house: your MOM is familiar with members only
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link
your mom likes to jacket
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link
that one wasn't free we all paid for it
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:21 (five years ago) link
wish shakey were here to post that actually his mom is dead
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:31 (five years ago) link
or turrican to post "that is a shite joke m8 and not in the music at all" but it's likely he will show up anyway since i think he has a site-wide google alert for his name on here
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link
anyway i'm glad folks are talking about moms in this thread, they're funny and it's almost mother's day!
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:36 (five years ago) link
imo only your mom jokes should be eligible for this thread
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link
your mom will never be eligible for this thread
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link
^latest Nails album
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
88 your mom jokes about 44 women
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
an almodovar film
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
was talking to my 3 year old about dinosaurs and asked her if she knew where baby dinosaurs came from and she immediately answered "from the forest of wolves"
― silverfish, Saturday, April 27, 2019 11:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That’s a Mountain Goats song iirc
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
kids say the darniellest things
― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, April 28, 2019 9:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
lol
― imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
it's a good'un
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link
felt like everyone bar deems had forgotten how to excelsior for a minute* there
*several years
― imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
excuse me i think youve gotten that assbackwards
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
so this is just the pun thread now
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
why do you hate pun
― rip van wanko, Monday, 29 April 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link
from john singleton thread:
dead
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:57 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^ good mourning
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:33 (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:34 (four years ago) link
Does Dany try to burn Bran for not bending the (proverbial) knee? If so, what does Jon do?
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Friday, May 3, 2019 3:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"You're tearing me apart, Kha-lisa!"
― nickn, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 May 2019 23:59 (four years ago) link
i really dont know enough about got to know if those are spoilers but
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:00 (four years ago) link
They're not, but it's only funny if you're moderately familiar with the movie called The Room.
― nickn, Friday, 3 May 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link
Yeah I should have said this one only makes sens if you know GoT and The Room
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link
And no its not a spoiler, the comment was a speculative one.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:16 (four years ago) link
Well, it does spoil that Bran has a knee in the last season
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:22 (four years ago) link
i have been crafting an "H IS BLOBBY" joke for some days now
― mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:12 (yesterday)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Rumour about the blobby investigation is that they have a man on the inside
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:23(yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 May 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link
a+
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link
if your last name starts with B, please report to your local Dem party hq to pick up your presidential campaign starter pack
― rob, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:51 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ok
― Frederik B, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link
^ lol
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Saturday, 11 May 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
:D
― imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:24 (four years ago) link
you-know-who on a roll: Male culture
― 5 favrite kind of animal. jaguar. giraffe. (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 May 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
on a droll more like .... yawn
― sarahell, Monday, 20 May 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
Who is ILX's Typo Champion?
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link
it's not polite to laugh at complete idiots ;)
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
dont be fo hard on yourfelf
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
*vpon yourfelf
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
dont let me down km i'm banking on you now too
― km not doin typos anymore (Will M.), Friday, 24 May 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
xp vpon the fkulle ov a manne
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
This seems like a big deal:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/28/uk-and-territories-are-greatest-enabler-of-tax-avoidance-study-says
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:55 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Researchers claim Pope Catholic etc.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:09 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Also a big deal.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Also unlikely to change.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link
Also, as much as I like 'Creep', it would be kinda neat if there was some discussion regarding the other 11 songs on this album.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:03 PM (yesterday)
voting for "creep," love the part where the guitar goes chugga... chugga chugga
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
swoosh
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
a thing of beauty
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link
I thought it was a great line from the album, but also, you're an idiot
Perfect AI-generated ILM post.
― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, June 1, 2019 12:08 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
Board description
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
Lol
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
I certainly wouldn't have blinked had you told me that quote was lifted from a legit ILM post.
― Howlin' Oates - 'Wang Can't Dang for That (No Can Doodle)' (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
Wait transformer said that?
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
Btw did u guys know that i am ai?
Transformer is the source of all pvmic
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link