Golf - classic or dud

poor rickie

That is the worst early herald of misfortune I can imagine. Oh here he is...oh no.

Fuck offfffff

molinari with a 7 on a par 5, very relatable.

Relatable to who?! Are you good at golf, voodoo?

no, i'm saying 7 is usually what i get on par 5s haha

if i'm lucky

Destroyed rn

perfect shot by tiger, oh my

Oh man, I thought that was going in.

That might be that

Right, that's it, done and Dustin.

7 on a par 5 is pretty amazing!

Xyzzzz destroyed by poor tangerine angel’s untimely failure.

Just finished me off

That fucker Peter Alliss as well

Tiger hasn't won the Masters since 2005? That's a quarter of my life--can't believe it's been that long.

BBC commentary crushingly fatalistic.

I just can’t endure another five years of unflinching Tiger Woods coverage for every tournament regardless of score. :(

Only 5 years?

Here's Woods at the eleventh etc

It's a quarter of all our lives

Just think of the Deadspin articles!

Andrew Coltart is possibly the dullest commentator in the history of BBC sports coverage.

I just can’t endure another five years of unflinching Tiger Woods coverage for every tournament regardless of score. :(

I don't disagree with that. But the past few years of is-or-isn't-Tiger-back? has been just as exhausting.

I wish to god I was watching Sky Sports and everyone talking about Rickie Fowler being a nice young man.

I don't disagree with that. But the past few years of is-or-isn't-Tiger-back? has been just as exhausting

True, but still preferential to ‘how is Tiger doing?’ (He’s 12 over) every five minutes. Also, he’s not nice. I do not forgive him.

He's never going to be 12 over again

Fingers crossed.

.. that he drops 26 strokes in the last two holes.

That really would be (as worst twitter insists on calling it) ‘the news story of the year’

Don't worry, we'll be knee deep in hyperbole when we wins it.

Adds to golf's rich folklore imo

OK, if Koepka holes this, there's pressure

This is still dicey--if Koepka birdies, I'm been waiting for that patented errant tee shot from Tiger.

No error

The Commander in Chief is glued to the screen apparently. Quick, North Korea!

All right! Tough to lose now.

Andrew Coltart is possibly the dullest commentator in the history of BBC sports coverage.

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Is he the one that made the Francis Bacon comment and talked about Dustin Johnson's John Wayne-like walk?

Bet Harrington put it in his contract to avoid any stints w/Peter Alliss.

Dustin Johnson T2 then. Argh TOO HIGH

Trump no doubt cheering on his fellow sex pest.

Think of this as the dying throes of the Republican era

Jordan Spieth is Trump and Jagz's favourite!

At golf, yes.

Wow

You need to back that up with an actual Spieth endorsement tweet from the big man

Also, Woods may be a shameless philanderer but there's no sex pesting in his record iirc

Also he's a black man who's also the best modern golfer so this transcends him being a shit sometimes

No, it doesn't, he's a dick.

:/

https://i.imgur.com/b6SUnuY.jpg

Tiger's record is fine, and this comeback is pretty much incredible - don't have to like it.