Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

On the plus side, we have a reasonable bench!

do i see kwp fuck off

eriksen an absolute shocker so far

time for a good old rendition of: nice ground, shit fans.

I'm genuinely shocked at such weak as piss defending!

cricket score coming, maybe the pussyole metropolitan new stadium day trippers will making some atmosphere now!

You know that thing where relegated teams start suddenly playing for fun and knocking a few goals in because why not? This isn't that.

I'm going back out again. I think I actually got more entertainment watching the bunch of losers who took us down to the basement - 80's and 2000's version. I just can't stand watching town anymore it's fucking futile at best!

having a lovely pint and enjoying this

some of our players are as well.

if we'd only had a player of the ability of say hossan ghaly or teemu tainio to play instead of eriksen today this wouldve been six

that was ok i guess

lucas you beaut

that's as good a hattrick as I've seen for ages

that should be tempered with: against a bunch of deadmen of which half of them wouldn't be first choice in most lower table championship sides and possibly some L1. And Ben fucking Hamer in goal!

ben hamer is a bloody legend

he might well be, but he's a fucking nightmare of goalkeeper!

actually in our pre-season he was impressive. But any illusions of basic competence were soon whittled away in the real games.

but becauseSiewart has dropped most of the "best" players who won't be there next season. it is basically 50% reserve sides going out for the remaining prem fixtures

jesus knockaert

Pearce's commentary for that game seemed to suggest he thinks Brighton are properly in the shit despite him presumably knowing Cardiff were also tanking at the same time. actually think Brighton could conceivably lose all their remaining games but suspect he's just hooked on histrionics

Wayne Hennessy: too stupid to be racist

It's def my favourite racism story of the year.

Hennessey said "from the outset" of the hearing that he did not know what a Nazi salute was.
"Improbable as that may seem to those of us of an older generation, we do not reject that assertion as untrue," said the panel.
"In fact, when cross-examined about this Mr Hennessey displayed a very considerable - one might even say lamentable - degree of ignorance about anything to do with Hitler, Fascism and the Nazi regime.
"Regrettable though it may be that anyone should be unaware of so important a part of our own and world history, we do not feel we should therefore find he was not telling the truth about this.
"All we would say (at the risk of sounding patronising) is that Mr Hennessey would be well advised to familiarise himself with events which continue to have great significance to those who live in a free country."

Cardiff getting revenge for Brighton relegating Hereford in 97

going back in time and explaining to baby Hitler who Wayne Hennessey is

slow coming out for the iron cross

surely he vould be faster than the schit out of your arse running off a stick, as you englanders say. for one of zem! hah hah hah

ffs please reassure me Warnock won't be hanging round like a foul smell in the EPL next season

we'll put you in the against col

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this entire sequence of play from Young plays on a loop in hell

and it cuts off just before the goal

yeah, wrong thread

fuck you

Wayne Hennessey 'desperate' to learn about Nazis - Crystal Palace boss Roy Hodgson

lol, so not clicking on that - but imagining Woy thaying that thtraightfathed is killing me!

Vincent Janssen on the bench!

this is gonna be the kane/sissoko trilogy closer

www.footybites.com appears to be a nice alternative to reddit streams rip fei

first scratch spurs

foyth is gonna give everyone kittens today bi

jesus shit defending

unbelievably predictable and bad goal to concede

ffs - there's a title at stake here!

its a cunt ref wont book foden there

look the sf isnt worth swapping for anything imo and the gods of football cant let us get that lucky twice in a week.

also city have spotted that we dont defend crosses to the back post they will be as unimaginatively effective over the next 80 mins as possible after wed

yeah, footybite was created by the reddit crew

eric dier is no winks and no sissoko is he

kdb off it looks like. if anything hes hit one too well

son has been excellent this half but might have finished one by now if it was going to be our day

absolutely nothing wrong with that defending from foyth.

ref turning the screw a bit now imo

aside from three kinda scabby penalty shouts he has given for em i mean :D

most obvious penalty shout in the game was Vertonghen on Silva in the first half

So conflicted. Spurs losing is better for United of course, but the rare occasions that City lose are such delicious joy, and I want more.