I'm Also in the Library and It's Raining: WINTER 2018/2019 GAY THREAD

How marvelous to get laid at conferences.

that's what they call em now, eh

The first time I bottomed big I felt like I was being fucked by the entire world and everyone in it and I O’d almost immediately so I had an excuse to make it stop

lmao I just saw S4muel Del4ny on Scruff and apparently he lives 2 miles away from me

i love that picture of Patricia Richardson but to be fully honest why am i not familiar with that name!!?

i had a sleepover the other night! it went well.

also can anyone talk to me about their experiences with public speaking

i used to be good at it and these days my voice shakes and i don't like that

I'm teaching my debut public speaking course in the fall. Ask me then!

oooh i'm sure you're very good!!

i'm still into this guy, even more now. we went camping over the weekend and explored slot canyons har har. it was delightful.

<3 that makes me so happy! new love in spring! oooooh i said the l word

as have we many many times :D

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

so i had a guy over last night and we did the whole hang out and watch vids thing. you know, it was like, fine. i mean, i think i'm ready for a new phase. like a little more cute and meaningful. there's this guy who i met a year ago or so who i've been planning to see again. similarly "nerdy" like me, super cute and we had this night when it was just very sweet and gentle. i miss that kind of thing.

yay map

it's Friday and i'm not sure what i'm going to do tonight. i don't feel well today but like, whatever. i've pulled myself out of the funk before. i think i smoked myself out of my cold last night.

i always just eat pho whenever i'm not feeling well nowadays

he pho's clouds

Blechh!

I went to a local musician's memorial today and got pretty emotional about it. My commitment to sobriety got sidelined by a couple of boozy nights out this past week and I'm feeling shitty about my lack of discipline. Got teary-eyed at the memorial feeling like "I need to work harder to honour my body and my time on this earth" etc.

Anyway aside from that everything is peachy good, happy boyfriend happy dog happy me

I'm eating an arugula salad and grilled cheese and watching an 1985 episode of Murder, She Wrote.

We're heading out for drinks with friends in a few for my birthday, after which I'm hoping we have time to catch a late screening of Giant Little Ones, which I've seen already but want to see again with the hubby.

it'sa my birthday on Sunday, and I will be seeing the Aretha film and having a margarita. Then I will be trying a month of premium LinkedIn as a final attempt to rescue my solvency.

(also i'll be paying the 3 medical bills I received this week, see above; thx Obamacare)

Hey! Happy belated :-) I hope you thoroughly took advantage of the day.
How are things going with the cancer Morbs?

Alfred I watch so much MSW sometimes I worry about myself.

no active daily problems aside from getting infused, surm

cash infusions more concerning

Happy birthday Morbs!

<3
it's a beautiful day out in NYC today but it's getting to be that time of year when it is just too damn hot for me

already? surm you are in big trouble for 5 months then

i know i'm really trying to pace myself here....

Him: Try on those pants, maybe they'll look good on you
Me, putting on pants: How do they look?
Him: They look great. Good pants for a flat butt
Me: ...
Him: They didn't look good on my bubble butt
Me: ...
Him: Awww you have a nice butt, cute butt
Me: Your breakfast sandwich is on the table Captain Juicybutt
Him: Awwww is somebody feeling... butthurt?

So that's what couples are like.

lol indeed they are

Can confirm. I used to be the good butt in my relationship, and there's been a bit of a role reversal lately.

I used to be Captain Juicybutt myself, been demoted to Sargeant Dumbass

Who am I kidding, I've never had cheeks.

My Issue 1 origin story goes like I was born and there was no ass on the infant's body, and my mom looked around the hospital room and grabbed two grocery bags and a stapler off the nightstand and affixed them to my tiny lower back and here we are

I hate this tweet:

Mayor Pete is HBO’s Looking — gentrified , sexless , boring and cancelled !

— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) April 24, 2019

Mostly its comma placement, but also everything else it encapsulates about Twitter, identity policing w/in the gay community, and latent monoculture advocacy.

Like, Mayor Pete is Netflix's Schitt's Creek -- toothless , humorless , boring and mystifyingly surging in popularity !

My reaction to this tweet feels like my whole life summed up -- the arc of a period I deeply wished I was normal moving inevitably toward a period I deeply wish I were less normcore. (Though there's just about nothing more norm on Twitter than cancelling two things at once.)

i canceled "cancelling" the day i heard it

i have NO ASS. and i'm not ashamed of it. the bee definitely has the juice, and gives me his old pants often....
so i had another sleepover yall with a guy named Michealangelo. it was swell, he was great. ON TO THE NEXT. I AM DETERMINED.

onward!

I realized simultaneously that I’m irrationally attracted to the musician Josh Homme and that he also looks like what Bart Simpson would look like if he ever grew up

haha he totally does

ok nothing since Michelangelo but my ambitions are not flanked.

Meeting a young man last Friday of unspeakable beauty who turns out straight but wants to immediately set you up with his bi-curious good friend is one of life's more bittersweet moments.

u shoulda turned him owwwwwwwt

omg

I have a shaved head now

gonna trot it out at neighborhood leather night

!!! what will u wear?

my only leather jacket? maybe an A-shirt under

I only have stubble in patches on my head, so i kinda look like Globey from Pee-wee's Playhouse