Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Buttigieg

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 April 2019 23:08 (five years ago) link

mushroom cloud of hiss

rip van wanko, Saturday, 6 April 2019 00:24 (five years ago) link

HBO GO

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 April 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link

Flock of starlings

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link

the after dinner mint

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:16 (five years ago) link

the throbbing hawkwind

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 April 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

the flaccid bean-bag

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

The All The Cheddar.

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

the platonic ideal

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link

the lonely little wrinkled balloon

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

The Hangin' Tough

just another country (snoball), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link

The Please Don't Go, Girl

☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 14 July 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

Piper at the gates of dawn.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 15 July 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link

Rumble in the Bronx

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link

The End Of The Road

just another country (snoball), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

Puff-Puff-Pass

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

95% Buffering

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

Little Drummer Boy

Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 July 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

The Color Me Badd

just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link

The Washboard

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

The Easy Wind

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

Fire Down Below

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

The Wake of the Flood

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

"Moribund the Burgermeister"
"Excuse Me"
"Slowburn"
"Waiting for the Big One"
"Down the Dolce Vita"
"Here Comes the Flood"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

leaving without an agreement

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2019 23:19 (four years ago) link

Honkin' Down the Highway

Steampunk wasn't in my vocapulary 6 days ago. (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 September 2019 00:49 (four years ago) link

The Whistleblower

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:41 (four years ago) link

The Insta Influencer

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 September 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

The Springer Dinger

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 28 October 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

The Coconut Fudge (Really Blows Down Those Blues)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 20 June 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Nestle Crunch

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

the hot pocket

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

Stamping on an empty juice box

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

the gogurt carton

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

the brapaccino

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

The Revenge of Scampo

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

The Gargantuan

pomentiful (pomenitul), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

The Krupa Special

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

Bag of Soup

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

the strangled duck

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link

Fruity Pebbles

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

The P-p-please, Eddie

peace, man, Friday, 4 September 2020 10:46 (three years ago) link

Gimme Shelter

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 September 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Serrated Air

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 8 Ball Straight In The Bottom Pocket

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Someone Who's Just Farted

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

blood on the tracks

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

Spiral Stairs

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link


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