Historically part of the gag is that deems has the worst taste in deems posts
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link
Excelsioring yourself is just the weakest, most desperate shit
― like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:11 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
deems does this and it's kind of ok but only when he does it cos it's his thing
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:16 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh if only i had hair to toss but alas
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:17 (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
also in these dour times he's one of only a very few who still try for the gong. but enough smoke-blowing. take ur censure like a self-excelsioring sccoundrel
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:18 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh if only i had salad to ..
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:20 (twenty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link
So like there’s continuity itt
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link
incontinuity
― Mark G, Friday, 5 April 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link
In my day you'd have been hanged for excelsioring yourself (unless you were the straight man in the exchange). Grumble grumble kids, off, lawn, etc.
(I'm not being 100% serious, don't worry darraghmac.)
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Saturday, 6 April 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
The Lord loves an EXCELSIOR, that's why he gave us LOLs
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
pretty sure dmac has earned the right to excelsior himself by now
― iatee, Saturday, 6 April 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/v6uZz2Y.png
― pplains, Saturday, 6 April 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link
lol this is true, it's always just some dumb pun
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Saturday, 6 April 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link
wait til ye see what the first letter of each of my self excelsiors spells out
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
DIDWEVERGETTHISSORTEF
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link
idgi
fuckin typos
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link
In this joke scenario you also missed out an E, totally deliberate
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
wever man
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
😳I take comfort in the fact that the same happened to Nabokov
― mumsnet blvd (wins), Saturday, 6 April 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link
deems is an ephebophile?
― sarahell, Monday, 8 April 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
Well, he does post about "lads" a lot
― Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link
jesus christ if a fella paddy doesnt acknowledge the all-encompassing nature of the lads grouping its a poor state of affairs
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link
lol without LJ this domain would be available thru godaddy
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:24 (yesterday) Permalink
and yet still no site modship
― imago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:36 (yesterday) Permalink
not until you learn discipline
― j., Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:41 (yesterday) Permalink
obliged to post this here as it did make me laugh really loud
― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 02:43 (five years ago) link
lol that is a choice lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 03:41 (five years ago) link
vote leave?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 06:53 (five years ago) link
the Game of Thrones show creators created a playlist dedicated to the show that's featured on the spotify splash page and would you be shocked that of the 51 songs, 48 are sung by men
― musically
How many are dead?
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes)
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Monday, 15 April 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link
NBC News reports:
A man riding a scooter set his jacket on fire in front of the White House Friday afternoon, sources said. The U.S. Secret Service and D.C. Fire and EMS went to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW just after 2:45 p.m.
The Secret Service put the fire out and provided aid to the man. A suspicious package was found near the man. D.C. Fire medics were treating the man, who is in Secret Service custody. His condition was not immediately known.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:12 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what's the condition of the jacket?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:21 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that information is for members only
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, April 12, 2019 7:09 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― moist owlette (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
ok that's great
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
Members Only was a famous brand of jacket from the 80s.
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
lmbo
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link
Members Only was the name of his jacket
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
Oh, never heard of those. makes sense now.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/aAC2TV2.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:12 (five years ago) link
i am familiar with members only jackets and still don't get it xxxp
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:16 (five years ago) link
if i had sitewide mod powers i would write you a v good yellow card message explaining it
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:28 (five years ago) link
nah jk i would make a your mom joke tho
ahhhhh this ones on the house: your MOM is familiar with members only
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link
your mom likes to jacket
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link
that one wasn't free we all paid for it
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:21 (five years ago) link
wish shakey were here to post that actually his mom is dead
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:31 (five years ago) link
or turrican to post "that is a shite joke m8 and not in the music at all" but it's likely he will show up anyway since i think he has a site-wide google alert for his name on here
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link
anyway i'm glad folks are talking about moms in this thread, they're funny and it's almost mother's day!
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:36 (five years ago) link
imo only your mom jokes should be eligible for this thread
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link
your mom will never be eligible for this thread
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link
^latest Nails album
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
88 your mom jokes about 44 women
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
an almodovar film
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
was talking to my 3 year old about dinosaurs and asked her if she knew where baby dinosaurs came from and she immediately answered "from the forest of wolves"
― silverfish, Saturday, April 27, 2019 11:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That’s a Mountain Goats song iirc
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
kids say the darniellest things
― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, April 28, 2019 9:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
lol
― imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
it's a good'un
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link
felt like everyone bar deems had forgotten how to excelsior for a minute* there
*several years
― imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
excuse me i think youve gotten that assbackwards
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link