I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

oh if only i had salad to ..

Historically part of the gag is that deems has the worst taste in deems posts

Excelsioring yourself is just the weakest, most desperate shit

― like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:11 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deems does this and it's kind of ok but only when he does it cos it's his thing

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:16 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh if only i had hair to toss but alas

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:17 (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also in these dour times he's one of only a very few who still try for the gong. but enough smoke-blowing. take ur censure like a self-excelsioring sccoundrel

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:18 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh if only i had salad to ..

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:20 (twenty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So like there’s continuity itt

incontinuity

In my day you'd have been hanged for excelsioring yourself (unless you were the straight man in the exchange). Grumble grumble kids, off, lawn, etc.

(I'm not being 100% serious, don't worry darraghmac.)

The Lord loves an EXCELSIOR, that's why he gave us LOLs

pretty sure dmac has earned the right to excelsior himself by now

https://i.imgur.com/v6uZz2Y.png

Historically part of the gag is that deems has the worst taste in deems posts

lol this is true, it's always just some dumb pun

wait til ye see what the first letter of each of my self excelsiors spells out

D
I
D
W
E
V
E
R
G
E
T
T
H
I
S
S
O
R
T
E
F

idgi

fuckin typos

In this joke scenario you also missed out an E, totally deliberate

wever man

😳

I take comfort in the fact that the same happened to Nabokov

deems is an ephebophile?

Well, he does post about "lads" a lot

jesus christ if a fella paddy doesnt acknowledge the all-encompassing nature of the lads grouping its a poor state of affairs

lol without LJ this domain would be available thru godaddy

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:24 (yesterday) Permalink

and yet still no site modship

― imago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:36 (yesterday) Permalink

not until you learn discipline

― j., Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:41 (yesterday) Permalink

obliged to post this here as it did make me laugh really loud

lol that is a choice lol

vote leave?

the Game of Thrones show creators created a playlist dedicated to the show that's featured on the spotify splash page and would you be shocked that of the 51 songs, 48 are sung by men

― musically

How many are dead?

― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes)

NBC News reports:

A man riding a scooter set his jacket on fire in front of the White House Friday afternoon, sources said. The U.S. Secret Service and D.C. Fire and EMS went to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW just after 2:45 p.m.

The Secret Service put the fire out and provided aid to the man. A suspicious package was found near the man. D.C. Fire medics were treating the man, who is in Secret Service custody. His condition was not immediately known.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:12 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's the condition of the jacket?

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:21 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that information is for members only

― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, April 12, 2019 7:09 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok that's great

idgi

Members Only was a famous brand of jacket from the 80s.

lmbo

Members Only was the name of his jacket

Oh, never heard of those. makes sense now.

https://i.imgur.com/aAC2TV2.jpg

i am familiar with members only jackets and still don't get it xxxp

if i had sitewide mod powers i would write you a v good yellow card message explaining it

nah jk i would make a your mom joke tho

ahhhhh this ones on the house: your MOM is familiar with members only

your mom likes to jacket

that one wasn't free we all paid for it

wish shakey were here to post that actually his mom is dead

or turrican to post "that is a shite joke m8 and not in the music at all" but it's likely he will show up anyway since i think he has a site-wide google alert for his name on here

anyway i'm glad folks are talking about moms in this thread, they're funny and it's almost mother's day!

imo only your mom jokes should be eligible for this thread

your mom will never be eligible for this thread

^latest Nails album

88 your mom jokes about 44 women

an almodovar film

was talking to my 3 year old about dinosaurs and asked her if she knew where baby dinosaurs came from and she immediately answered "from the forest of wolves"

― silverfish, Saturday, April 27, 2019 11:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That’s a Mountain Goats song iirc

― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kids say the darniellest things

― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, April 28, 2019 9:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

it's a good'un

felt like everyone bar deems had forgotten how to excelsior for a minute* there

*several years