Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

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Since deleted and "someone else got my phone"

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

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Matt le Tissier

オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 11:39 (three years ago) link

I presume he'll be doing a bit of anti-mask activism, because he's a fucking ableist, selfish tory pillock!

calzino, Friday, 24 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Bingo

Todays poll. If the government asked you to stop driving because there was a small chance you’d kill someone would you do it?

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) July 24, 2020

オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

People going "have you heard of seat belts?" are being accused of making a false equivalence.

オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Sports personalities - trending

Matt Le Tissier

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Holocaust

オニモ (onimo), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

Can’t wait for the next time you post in here

scampo italiano (gyac), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

thank you

オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

won't happen again

オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

No I meant Le Tissier does something progressively more awful every time you post in here about it! I don’t want to see what’s next.

scampo italiano (gyac), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

My Twitter Space is about to go live, to discuss my NFT project. Despite the critics, my NFTs will be the first ever that can’t lose their initial value 👊🏻

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) May 9, 2022

If we don’t let you sell your jpeg for less than £200, it’s always worth £200!

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 08:09 (one year ago) link

maybe you can use them as gambling tokens on one of his virtual racehorses when it proves impossible to sell them, even when you win you lose.

calzino, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 08:41 (one year ago) link

Add it to his other successes.

Delighted to see that Michael Owen IPA beer is now for sale in China and Hong Kong.
Join us in tasting our favourite IPA beer! Happy days. pic.twitter.com/KpUGtuIzpf

— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) September 2, 2020

gyac, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 09:06 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Why turn the replies off?

You don’t like hearing the truth.

Hearing the feedback.

Commie cowards.

Stop forcing your Woke, Racist nonsense on us.

DEI and Affirmative Action is failing.

Failing badly.

It’s doesn’t work.

Best person for the job.

Meritocracy Rules. 👑👍

— 👑 Joey Barton 👑 (@Joey7Barton) January 5, 2024

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:31 (three months ago) link

Meritocracy rules, with a crown emoji next to a thumbs up

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:38 (three months ago) link

Well I suppose it does explain his managerial career.

Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Friday, 5 January 2024 22:21 (three months ago) link

three months pass...

Cricketers who really don't need to be on Twitter.

https://x.com/KP24/status/1777611224160588284

Hunky Tory (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 12:56 (two weeks ago) link


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