Top 120 Songs Under 120 Seconds (ILM Poll #95)

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Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link

"Straight Edge" is so great. The highest of the three Threat songs on my ballot!

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 April 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

karl, a small question. don't you like brandy numbers? where is no. 111?

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

Big Brown Eyes is definitely my favorite dB's song and I'm kicking myself for forgetting that it existed. i think it's listed as more than 2 mins on my iTunes, so i mentally discarded it before the nominations even ended.

to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

'Eli' made my longlist and it's pretty memorable of a song

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:28 (five years ago) link

Listening again, that Arthur Russell song is excellent! It sounds like Jeff Mangum mixed with Charlie Looker.

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:28 (five years ago) link

rarely has an xpost been met with such an indignant irl response

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/1wio59k.jpg
108. Boards of Canada - Olson (1:32)
0.3246 points
5 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link

karl, a small question. don't you like brandy numbers? where is no. 111?

two-way tie for 112!

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

that was a two-way tie for 111 if we're being super-duper pedantic

very very nearly made 'olson' my BOC choice but in the end opted for not having a BOC choice sorry. it is excellent tho

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link

oh wait no

111 is missing. idk

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

that was a two-way tie for 111 if we're being super-duper pedantic

i blame myself for trying to figure that out at an hour when crazy murders happen and ghosts appear

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

i did it like this:

110 The Beach Boys - Caroline, No (a cappella, Pet Sounds, Disc 3) (1:54)
112 The Sea Nymphs - On the Dry Land (1:46)
112 Minor Threat - Straight Edge (0:46)
113 The Clash - Koka Kola (1:48)
114 Beck - Hollow Log (1:54)
115 Arthur Russell - Eli (1:56)

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

your heroic efforts to write the clash out of history have been recognised and you are in consideration for an imago award (an Imagar)

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

two-way tie for 112!

that is the reason for the missing 113 but 111 got robbed!

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link

that is still a tie for 111 though lol. if it was the top two you wouldn't say a tie for second!

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

so where are the clash then?

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link

er...here they are!

https://i.imgur.com/9IwTs3m.jpg
113. The Clash - Koka Kola (1:48)
0.3177 points
5 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

Investigate 111

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

sorry everyone - this is actually a very busy day at work for me but i'm doing my best

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

just said "poor Karl Malone" to tt and she agreed so basically ur doing god's work and there is no pressure to get everything right

we'll still say though haha

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

poor karl malone, lol

mistakes were made, mistakes will continue to be made. but if we all lower our expectations enough, i think we'll make it. just barely

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link

olson is a great, vague, dreamy tune, in the end i went for another boc track but i could as well have chosen olson.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

KM thank you for your heroic work here!

Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

koka kola is a good song, but bottom five on london calling. would've felt weird to vote for it in lieu of the other better clash songs on the noms list

to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

ok, carrying on!

https://i.imgur.com/LHvNzTn.jpg
107. Liz Phair - Glory (1:30)
0.3258 points
5 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link

ahahahaha the 7 hiding behind the mike stand

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link

thanks for doing this, karl. mistakes are human, they are fine.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:05 (five years ago) link

karl malone's facility with image editing will become more and more apparent as we ascend the countdown i reckon

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link

great, cool liz phair song there which did not make it on my list in the end.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

"Koka Kola" and "Glory" are good and all but this feels like the right zone for them placement-wise

Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:07 (five years ago) link

karl malone's facility with image editing will become more and more apparent as we ascend the countdown i reckon

it's tough to say. on one hand you have making a bunch of images and honing in on a certain style, efficiency through sheer repetition.

on the other, you have making images at the last minute for the 4th night in a row, drinking, and rushing. it's a wash!

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 21:09 (five years ago) link

I find hearing about Karl's process of making the poll almost as enjoyable as the poll itself

alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link

lol, from a pessimistic point of view that makes a lot of sense!

i'm gonna move slightly faster now in an attempt to get to #101 before i leave work

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/k2zi3cu.jpg
106. Prince - I Wonder U (1:40)
0.3261 points
6 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link

ooh, my first vote to place

Jeff W, Friday, 5 April 2019 21:20 (five years ago) link

I ended up not giving any artist more than one slot except for, I believe, Erykah Badu. That song was one of my toughest exclusions.

zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/5w8LihC.jpg
105. Elastica - Vaseline (1:20)
0.3285 points
5 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link

i don't understand the appeal of i wonder u. prince does not even sing on it.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/C4HIkbs.jpg
104. Maurice Williams - Stay (1:34)
0.3288 points
4 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link

oh no!

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:42 (five years ago) link

that song by the sea nymphs from the beginning is quite amazing. it is like a small opera in 106 seconds. a nice discovery.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/iY0sdhX.jpg
103. Buddy Holly - Words of Love (1:56)
0.3297 points
6 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

Yay Elastica! I long-listed "Vaseline" but cut it in favor of the other one which I hope shows up (though the low number of repeat artists makes the prospect somewhat remote).

I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off Leee (Leee), Friday, 5 April 2019 21:57 (five years ago) link

my favourite sub 2 minute Elastica song is All-Nighter which wasn't nominated (not even by me) unfortunately

Colonel Poo, Friday, 5 April 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ThDhV3D.jpg
102. Roxy Music - Tara (1:47)
0.3309 points
5 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

Omg I was all like ill post from my phone! I'll check in! Then I didn't and several of my votes/almost votes (can't current remember what I 51'd) place! Glory, Olson made it, straight edge either placed 50 or just got 51d in the end on my ballot. Flute loop made my top 100 IIRC. This a fun rollout!! Oh yeah "too low" or something. God posting on ilx on a phone feels weird

I maybe should have voted for "Stay"...almost my whole ballot was drawn from my own nominations; I must have have missed that on the big list. Not sure if I would have voted for it, but glad it placed. Nice images!

clemenza, Friday, 5 April 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

w00t, it's happening!

A quick skim-through suggests I voted for just Randy Newman from this lot. Glad he scraped in, as a serial offender, concision-wise.

Several of these of tracks are not familiar by title. *commences remedial study*

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Friday, 5 April 2019 22:45 (five years ago) link

last one for the day!

https://i.imgur.com/r0QPNUU.jpg
101. Minutemen - Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing (1:31)
0.3318 points
5 votes

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 April 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link


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