is Levine's face packed with dry ice or
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link
are levine's shorts packed with dry ice or
― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose shorts are packed with dry ice.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who always refers to guacamole as 'gwak'.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 April 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
"yeah... yeah no a little more... great yeah.. no yeah that's perf"
― flappy bird, Thursday, 4 April 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
why don't you join us for margs and guac
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 4 April 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
def a dude who guacs that way
― Hunt3r, Thursday, 4 April 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link
Adam, sweetie...you’re in a band. 😳 https://t.co/FVlZoQBsTX— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 4, 2021
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:18 (three years ago) link
new song with megan is terrible
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link
Maybe he just means that he's run out of musicians who will be in Maroon 5?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link
Maroon 5 blows but he's also not exactly wrong in that the last 10 years of American guitar bands also blow
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 5 March 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
yes, it blows my mind anyone's upset with this and it's some fun reading
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
idk the evolution from "shitty band with a hot singer" to "Adam Levine Super Bowl Halftime Show" maybe has something to do with it
― frogbs, Friday, 5 March 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link
It's kind of anonymously inoffsensive and thereby offensive as a result, but then the line "she's naked in my bed" reminds you that Levine is singing this.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link
What are we Adam Levine? CATS?!?!?— Garbage (@garbage) March 4, 2021
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link
I saw a tiktok of someone saying Adam Levine looks like a chipotle bag and I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/mKeiMNpp4m— dara faye (@darafaye) September 23, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 24 September 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
One thing I’ve learned from these leaked text messages is that he definitely writes all his own lyrics
― frogbs, Saturday, 24 September 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link
xp Twitter cliches like “can’t stop thinking about/and it’s everything/i’m dead” about as egregious as dude’s tattoos at the point.
― circa1916, Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link
tell me my display name isn't poetry
― i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:43 (one year ago) link
OP seems p ironic at this point.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link
this twitter thread p much covers the grossness of him & unsurprising nature of the “breaking news”
look if Adam Levine wasn't cheating on his supermodel wife with a Model Mayhem girl then I'd be worried— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) September 20, 2022
Once w/in a 6 mnth period I ran into Adam 3 x’s. Each time he told me the story of how we went on a date when we were 10. Didn’t I remember? He was in love w me. I never called him again apparently. It destroyed him. I didn’t remember. I still don’t.— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022
Yet each time he told it to me again w more fervor. So excited. Desperate. Until finally the 3rd time at the Rosevelt after saying again I just didn’t recall & leaving him to his models, he walked past me & said,” why do you act like you’re better than everyone.” & flitted away— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022
It’s always stuck w me as it was intended to. Teach me not to forget a narcissist. Him and jake both the Jewish American princesses of Brentwood. Mean girls.— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 September 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link
OP got a shout out in the latest Your Favorite Band Sucks pod on Maroon 5...
https://www.yfbspod.com/maroon-5-sucks
― mr.raffles, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
Syphilis hasn't killed him yet?!
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
My favorite messageboard sucks.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link
I seriously doubt that Maroon 5 are Anyone's Favourite Band.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link
I remember this thread, great revive
The 13-year-old poster from early on is probably now 31
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
People who say "I wish I'd been wrong" ?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link
cheeky lad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKi8f_bddfc
― slugbuggy, life has new meaning to me (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 October 2023 18:55 (five months ago) link