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They took turns donning the vest, btw, not both at once.

― pplains, Wednesday, April 3, 2019 7:12 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don’t these things only work once

at least twice, seems like

Or six times.

*stuffs air bag back into steering column*

"OK! Your turn!"

Ferris told the deputy he had been shot six times, once in the chest and five times in the back, while protecting a man he called his "asset," according to the affidavit.

He went to the hospital after accidentally shooting himself in the penis, the report says. While a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, a balloon of marijuana allegedly slipped out of his anus. And his troubles didn't end there. https://t.co/1MFA2mHz47

— KTVU (@KTVU) May 24, 2019

Editor's Note: This story initially reported the man accidentally shot himself in the penis. He actually accidentally shot himself in the testicles.

lock thread, that story will never be eclipsed

Weeds legal in Washington so why would you need to carry it in your anus?

a cry for help?

Detectives declined to arrest Wilson at the hospital and instead issued an arrest warrant on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth. He was charged April 16.

Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.

During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.

Kingston University campus evacuated over 'WW2 bomb'

I went to Kingston University and Fassett Road is right round the back of the main site. The countless number of times I've walked down that street and there was an unexploded bomb there the whole time!

I guess he read the health dept ads in the paper advising you to keep yr weed locked away from your children

an important sliver of cuisine history: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7587978.stm

catching up on old bookmarks, i was quite excited to see this in that chicken in a basket number:

A spokesman for owners Samuel Smith's said it was a "no comment situation".

gripped by a desire to use this at some point.

INXS guitarist suing Sydney boat hire company after severing finger

"I find my reattached ring finger to be an annoyance and unsightly."

at the mls all star game in portland i ate a weed brownie and thought i might float onto the field

loled at both these posts

"vince hunt's road!"

County councillor in resurfacing row https://t.co/cGVpTXJI7M pic.twitter.com/8J7dVLzG2T

— SHROPSHIRE (@DailySHROPSHIRE) August 14, 2019

Striking looking fellow.

An Iron Man balloon has triggered a major rescue operation after mistakenly being reported as a person wearing a jet pack over the waters in Fife.

HM Coastguard was called at 10:40am today after a witness reported seeing a person wearing a jet pack entering the water at Kirkcaldy.

The "person" had been seen hovering over the water and then disappeared.

ah yes, the classic blunder of assuming a floating human shape must be a person wearing a jetpack

(not local to me) (sadly)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC6aRx1W4AEYVI0?format=png

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/boxing-legend-carl-froch-says-3353675

i mean the thing that boxers box in is called a ring and *it* isn't round so maybe he has a point

'I can't get a signal in Calverton. They [astronauts] had a conversation with Nixon in space.'

It's good how his standard for truth that the earth is round is having Richard Branson, of all people, go up in space to confirm this

"i refuse to accept that a particle can also be a wave until richard branson is successfuly fired into the sun"

now that's an experiment I can get behind

https://i.imgur.com/MhZ47k7.jpg

"Talk to me, astronauts."

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/man-accused-shoplifting-says-i-3366800

"I felt like I was a little man, be it one with a large penis, against this big corporate company. It's so frustrating."

same

Would someone really go to the point of showing their penis if they weren't telling the truth?

two balls and the truth: the steve whitehurst story

When arrested one gang member was found with a Kinder Egg capsule stuffed with crack and heroin between his buttocks https://t.co/yCQ9aTB5Tb

— Manchester News MEN (@MENnewsdesk) October 3, 2019

top row, second from the right

that's why they're illegal in the US

Fair enough, but there are still plenty of Americans walking around with crack between their buttocks.

Escaped pig closes A31 for more than four hours

A PIG forced the A31 in Farnham to close this Wednesday, after it escaped from a horse box and was stuck on the central reservation.

This part of the A31 is called the Hog's Back.

https://i.imgur.com/HEcD3t5.png

lol ffs

Drugs and weapons seized from Shifnal https://t.co/uemjW1ZDwJ pic.twitter.com/EDoibp72GK

— SHROPSHIRE (@DailySHROPSHIRE) January 6, 2020

this is shifnal (nearly all of it)l:

http://www.shifnal.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image2-392x280.jpg

you can see the drugs in that picture

wow what a haul, great work coppers

They say everyone has a talent. Whether it's singing, playing the oboe or firing off free kicks on the football field.

But some talents are altogether weirder, as Holly Fairfax has discovered.

It took Holly many years to discover her unique, but now she's found it she wants to make the most of it.

So what is it? Well, her knees look just like Grant and Phil Mitchell from EastEnders - and she can even make them talk too!

Holly, 40, says she first noticed the uncanny likeness around seven years ago.

But it was only recently that she realised it was very unique and might even be something that others found entertaining.

https://i2-prod.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/article3721474.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Untitled-design-2.png

They say everyone has a talent. Whether it's singing, playing the oboe or firing off free kicks on the football field.

But some talents are altogether weirder, as Holly Fairfax has discovered.

It took Holly many years to discover her unique, but now she's found it she wants to make the most of it.

So what is it? Well, her knees look just like Grant and Phil Mitchell from EastEnders - and she can even make them talk too!

Holly, 40, says she first noticed the uncanny likeness around seven years ago.

But it was only recently that she realised it was very unique and might even be something that others found entertaining.

https://i2-prod.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/article3721474.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Untitled-design-2.png

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-massage-therapist-misconduct-book-summaries-1.5442239

A man has been spotted being questioned by police after walking a woman in a "dog gimp suit" on a leash along a busy Glasgow street.

Pictures posted online show two officers questioning the man along with the masked woman on Cathcart Road sometime between 11 and 11.30am this morning.

The moment was captured by roofer Iain Mcgeough, who has since gone viral after sharing it on Facebook.

He wrote: "Just witnessed a guy gettin pulled wae the cops for walking his burd on a leash with a dog gimp mask and everything on haha.

"Just another normal Monday morning in glesga eh haha".

https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/resources/images/11037421.jpg?type=article-full

haha

we do really need a Real Scotland thread

https://www.kark.com/news/local-news/neighborhood-terrorized-nightly-by-group-of-people/

https://i.imgur.com/oUiH9y2.gif

every sentence in that article sounds fake

Saline County

“We need some help or something,” said Joshua Wright, a homeowner.

Purple paint signifies no trespassing as well.

“You ask them to leave and they just stand there and look at you,” said an anonymous neighbor.

what the fuck is happening in Arkansas!!!