"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

big mood

https://static1.therichestimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/adam-levine-celebrates-launch-of-new-womens-summer-collection-05-e1404765519918.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=738

Rereading the beginning of this thread is funny.

is Levine's face packed with dry ice or

are levine's shorts packed with dry ice or

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose shorts are packed with dry ice.

Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who always refers to guacamole as 'gwak'.

"yeah... yeah no a little more... great yeah.. no yeah that's perf"

why don't you join us for margs and guac

def a dude who guacs that way

Adam, sweetie...you’re in a band. 😳 https://t.co/FVlZoQBsTX

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 4, 2021

new song with megan is terrible

Maybe he just means that he's run out of musicians who will be in Maroon 5?

Maroon 5 blows but he's also not exactly wrong in that the last 10 years of American guitar bands also blow

yes, it blows my mind anyone's upset with this and it's some fun reading

idk the evolution from "shitty band with a hot singer" to "Adam Levine Super Bowl Halftime Show" maybe has something to do with it

new song with megan is terrible

It's kind of anonymously inoffsensive and thereby offensive as a result, but then the line "she's naked in my bed" reminds you that Levine is singing this.

What are we Adam Levine? CATS?!?!?

— Garbage (@garbage) March 4, 2021

I saw a tiktok of someone saying Adam Levine looks like a chipotle bag and I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/mKeiMNpp4m

— dara faye (@darafaye) September 23, 2022

One thing I’ve learned from these leaked text messages is that he definitely writes all his own lyrics

xp Twitter cliches like “can’t stop thinking about/and it’s everything/i’m dead” about as egregious as dude’s tattoos at the point.

tell me my display name isn't poetry

OP seems p ironic at this point.

this twitter thread p much covers the grossness of him & unsurprising nature of the “breaking news”

look if Adam Levine wasn't cheating on his supermodel wife with a Model Mayhem girl then I'd be worried

— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) September 20, 2022

Once w/in a 6 mnth period I ran into Adam 3 x’s. Each time he told me the story of how we went on a date when we were 10. Didn’t I remember? He was in love w me. I never called him again apparently. It destroyed him. I didn’t remember. I still don’t.

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

Yet each time he told it to me again w more fervor. So excited. Desperate. Until finally the 3rd time at the Rosevelt after saying again I just didn’t recall & leaving him to his models, he walked past me & said,” why do you act like you’re better than everyone.” & flitted away

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

It’s always stuck w me as it was intended to. Teach me not to forget a narcissist. Him and jake both the Jewish American princesses of Brentwood. Mean girls.

— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022

OP got a shout out in the latest Your Favorite Band Sucks pod on Maroon 5...

https://www.yfbspod.com/maroon-5-sucks

Syphilis hasn't killed him yet?!

My favorite messageboard sucks.

I seriously doubt that Maroon 5 are Anyone's Favourite Band.

I remember this thread, great revive

The 13-year-old poster from early on is probably now 31

People who say "I wish I'd been wrong" ?

cheeky lad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKi8f_bddfc