how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

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and you can afford a purely decorative rooftop hoop or else lots of extra basketballs

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

I hate when you have to tell your personal assistant to hire someone to bring the basketballs back up to the roof, so annoying

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link

I'm not an anxious person but just looking at that court and imagining how frequently you'd lose a ball over the fence is giving me anxiety. Plus what, you make a slight misstep and you go falling off the court?? It ends just to the right of the key!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

i think the whole thing was built/painted just for the photo shoot

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

it’s on top of the palais de tokyo where the Paris museum of modern art had an exposition on Jordan a few years back. there were hoops for playing but yeah not the one in the photo shoot

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 5 April 2019 07:50 (five years ago) link

I got it for Xmas

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

one of the five elements of the scent being "sensual" just weirds me out in a way that it wouldn't if it was anyone other than Michael Jordan. it makes me imagine MJ just saying the word "sensual" and it's echoing in my head and it won't stop.

omar little, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach

lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

https://youtu.be/tVDkZal0fHI

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 15 November 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link

nice thx

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

D Wade wearing one dangling earring on TNT tonight

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link

It's a golden hoop. Cause he's the Golden God of hoops.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link

Auto correct capitalized that lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EesA3s_XoAAxqHz?format=jpg&name=medium

Spottie, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

i only saw the top half as i scrolled, but once the pants appeared, ho ho ho ho

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

those pants contain multitudes

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

they should make a statue of this and place it at that very spot

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link

it looks like he is being eaten by in some very large bagpipes

rb (soda), Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

how many more years til MJs style actually comes back around?

Spottie, Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

well i am going to start wearing that very thing tomorrow so

Clay, Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

How TF that’s gone help my internet rn
🤨😑 https://t.co/udhB7YzYu8

— Marcus Jordan (@HEIRMJ) September 2, 2020

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

luv 2 smoke cigars in a windowless basement

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 January 2023 21:45 (one year ago) link

I was about to ask where the gates are with 45 on them, but on second thought, I don't want to know.

pplains, Monday, 16 January 2023 22:53 (one year ago) link

on the way to the underground panic mansion

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 January 2023 22:56 (one year ago) link


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