star wars 9 grim resignation thread

yes this is what i was getting at iirc

Mein Kylo

https://youtu.be/adzYW5DZoWs

wtf.. that title?

i got *chills* tho dunno about anyone else.

terible title, looks cool otherwise

Again with the Skywalkers

i'm on board for this one. good to see Lando, curious to see how they're going to handle the Carrie Fisher stuff, still a bummer that there won't be old Wedge in this series.

starwa.rs/adzYW5DZoWs

I ALWAYS GET EXCITED FOR THE TRAILERS

im glad they brought back billy dee...not super-thrilled about the title or that palpatine-esque laugh at the end. seems like jj is gonna be back to his shenanigans.

Rise of the anything should have been retired as an SF/Fantasy title a long time ago

they're trying to keep that R of the BLANK naming convention i guess, but it's super corny

w00t

have the SW titles ever been polled?

that was a good trailer

Damn, I was hoping I could come back for some belated Will of the Force clowning. Because if no one forces you to watch it, will you? Rise of the Skywalkers is such a bland kind of bad title.

*Palpatine laugh*

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

That being said, yes the trailer has me mildly interested against every ounce of my better judgement.

Rise of the Skywalkers is such a bland kind of bad title.

imo most of the SW series movie titles are "bad", we're just used to them.

Return of the Tuppence

Again with the Skywalkers

― jmm, Friday, April 12, 2019 10:31 AM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if JJ undoes Rian's legwork to make the Force actually make sense as a unity in duality and is just like "actually the light side is good and wins" I will be fanmad

w00t

― the late great, Friday, April 12, 2019 12:52 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

apparently ian mcdiarmid actually took the stage at the convention immediately following the laughs at the end of the trailer and said "roll it again" in the ominous voice

ian mcdiarmid was 39 when he played the emperor, mind-blowing

oh god the trailer SUUUUUUUUCKS

I mean whatever, it doesn't suck, there's just nothing compelling about this raft of movies. I can't stand Daisy Ridley's one-note acting. I can't stand JJ Abrams obsession with long shots of people breathing heavily. I can't stand the fan service stuff. This looks like an entertaining movie but not a good movie.

i got no chills

xp tbf, what other notes has daisy ridley been given to play

ridley is good.

though I think the character they gave to Felicity Jones in Rogue One was more interesting.

looks like shit, bad title. I know people shit on the last one a lot because of the wonky plot but at least it had some visual flair.

yes I think what she brings to the role (and what Driver is able to do with his as well) are what make the new series worth seeing.

I guess it’s hard for me to tell how much of the weak characterization is her and how much is the writing or directing. But it’s definitely one note.

I've accepted that all I really need out of these movies is to hear the classic foley fx on cinema speakers.

canny wait

haven't seen title; is it Rise of Nude Kylo Ren?

Rise and Fall, close

This one has to call back to Return of the Jedi and thus requires a gold underwear Kylo Ren.

I think it's a good trailer (and a terrible title), but it's a J.J. Abrams Star Wars film - I'll save my breathlessness for the Rian Johnson ones upcoming.

ha ha, that looks dumb as shit (not least for how weird scope feels in a youtube window)

was Lando in Force Awakens or is Abrams bringing him back now for nerdservice bcz too many other characters are dead? that said, grrooooosssss at using CGI Fisher. Catastrophe got by without it, you cowards.

pretty sure they (and the Fisher family) said any footage of Carrie was gonna be deleted stuff shot for the last movie tbf

Apparently it's footage shot for TLJ?

Rejected titles:

Skywalker Rising
Arise, SkyWalkers!
Skywalker Has Risen, Amen

it is not CGI Fisher

CGI Fisher would have been great in Catastrophe though

kylo’s helmet getting welded back together doesn’t bode well for abrams letting any changes johnson made in ep 8 slide

not that johnson actually followed through on any of the really interesting or surprising stuff he hinted towards, right enough

The Skywalkers

I always thought "Will of the Force" sounded like a sitcom about a jedi kid named Will. So why not "The Skywalkers"?

Shhhh... Disney+ can hear you.

it is not CGI Fisher

CGI Fisher would have been great in Catastrophe though

Fisher was never hanging out in a lush verdant forest in Last Jedi iirc, p sure they're CGIing her cut footage into new scenes

I'm totally down for her to be played throughout by a back-of-the-head double with dialogue stitched together from old audio though

REY: Thank you for leading us to safety, General Organa! The nine minutes I've spent in your company are the most profound experience of my life! [hugs]
LEIA: My voice is my passport. Verify me.

not that johnson actually followed through on any of the really interesting or surprising stuff he hinted towards, right enough

Johnson's movie takes place in about two days of movie time and seemed to wrap up everything it was telling - not knowing the previous movie maybe meant I missed lots of "surprising" stuff, but what did you think could have been followed through upon?