Star Wars X: The Force of the JedisStar Wars XI: The Death Star of the ForceStar Wars XII: The Force Returns and Also the Empire Returns
Sorry for spoilers.
― The wettest sandwich you ever ate, guaranteed! (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link
Birth Of A Jedi
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
i hope there's a jedi named will in this one
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
title is kinda.................fascisty
― Simon H., Friday, 29 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
triumph of the will of the force
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link
yes this is what i was getting at iirc
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 March 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
Mein Kylo
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 29 March 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link
https://youtu.be/adzYW5DZoWs
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link
wtf.. that title?
i got *chills* tho dunno about anyone else.
― piscesx, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link
terible title, looks cool otherwise
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
Again with the Skywalkers
― jmm, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link
i'm on board for this one. good to see Lando, curious to see how they're going to handle the Carrie Fisher stuff, still a bummer that there won't be old Wedge in this series.
― omar little, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link
starwa.rs/adzYW5DZoWs
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link
I ALWAYS GET EXCITED FOR THE TRAILERS
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link
im glad they brought back billy dee...not super-thrilled about the title or that palpatine-esque laugh at the end. seems like jj is gonna be back to his shenanigans.
― to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
Rise of the anything should have been retired as an SF/Fantasy title a long time ago
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
they're trying to keep that R of the BLANK naming convention i guess, but it's super corny
― to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
w00t
― the late great, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link
have the SW titles ever been polled?
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link
that was a good trailer
Damn, I was hoping I could come back for some belated Will of the Force clowning. Because if no one forces you to watch it, will you? Rise of the Skywalkers is such a bland kind of bad title.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link
*Palpatine laugh*
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
― jmm, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link
That being said, yes the trailer has me mildly interested against every ounce of my better judgement.
Rise of the Skywalkers is such a bland kind of bad title.
imo most of the SW series movie titles are "bad", we're just used to them.
― omar little, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
Return of the Tuppence
― calstars, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link
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― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link
if JJ undoes Rian's legwork to make the Force actually make sense as a unity in duality and is just like "actually the light side is good and wins" I will be fanmad
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― mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link
apparently ian mcdiarmid actually took the stage at the convention immediately following the laughs at the end of the trailer and said "roll it again" in the ominous voice
― mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link
ian mcdiarmid was 39 when he played the emperor, mind-blowing
― to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link
oh god the trailer SUUUUUUUUCKS
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:18 (five years ago) link
I mean whatever, it doesn't suck, there's just nothing compelling about this raft of movies. I can't stand Daisy Ridley's one-note acting. I can't stand JJ Abrams obsession with long shots of people breathing heavily. I can't stand the fan service stuff. This looks like an entertaining movie but not a good movie.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
i got no chills
xp tbf, what other notes has daisy ridley been given to play
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
ridley is good.
― akm, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link
though I think the character they gave to Felicity Jones in Rogue One was more interesting.
― akm, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link
looks like shit, bad title. I know people shit on the last one a lot because of the wonky plot but at least it had some visual flair.
― Simon H., Friday, 12 April 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link
yes I think what she brings to the role (and what Driver is able to do with his as well) are what make the new series worth seeing.
― omar little, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
I guess it’s hard for me to tell how much of the weak characterization is her and how much is the writing or directing. But it’s definitely one note.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link
I've accepted that all I really need out of these movies is to hear the classic foley fx on cinema speakers.
― change display name (Jordan), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link
canny wait
― conrad, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link
haven't seen title; is it Rise of Nude Kylo Ren?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link
Rise and Fall, close
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link
This one has to call back to Return of the Jedi and thus requires a gold underwear Kylo Ren.
― jmm, Friday, 12 April 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link
I think it's a good trailer (and a terrible title), but it's a J.J. Abrams Star Wars film - I'll save my breathlessness for the Rian Johnson ones upcoming.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 April 2019 19:01 (five years ago) link
ha ha, that looks dumb as shit (not least for how weird scope feels in a youtube window)
was Lando in Force Awakens or is Abrams bringing him back now for nerdservice bcz too many other characters are dead? that said, grrooooosssss at using CGI Fisher. Catastrophe got by without it, you cowards.
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 12 April 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link
pretty sure they (and the Fisher family) said any footage of Carrie was gonna be deleted stuff shot for the last movie tbf
― arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 April 2019 19:13 (five years ago) link
Apparently it's footage shot for TLJ?
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 April 2019 19:13 (five years ago) link
Rejected titles:
Skywalker RisingArise, SkyWalkers!Skywalker Has Risen, Amen
― akm, Friday, 12 April 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link
it is not CGI Fisher
CGI Fisher would have been great in Catastrophe though
kylo’s helmet getting welded back together doesn’t bode well for abrams letting any changes johnson made in ep 8 slide not that johnson actually followed through on any of the really interesting or surprising stuff he hinted towards, right enough
― arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 April 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link